Fairfax County General :
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I recently gave someone a map of the flat Earth that had a gift certificate for pizza made by some pizza place in DC. It is marked with a big Q on it. The nice thing about the map is it show airplanes flying by and spraying toxic chemicals out of engine exhaust.
I was at this bar last month where a Trumptard was mouthing off and being a total douchebag. I was leaving and went to take a piss first and this asshole walks in and goes up to the urinal to take a leak. I gave him a gift. A forearm to the back of his head and smashed his face into the mirror. With him sputtering, his pants around his ankles and piss all over himself, I turned out the light and made my exit.