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URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Date: September 23, 2020 11:14AM

Protect each other from this growing threat.

Magazombie Central Fact Sheet:

--They are not fast zombies; they are slow & plodding
--They do not auto-regenerate after a mortal wound
--They do not crave brains; rather they crave those who are brainless
--They do not bite; rather, they bark incessantly
--They learn: they are known to repeat phrases uttered by hive alphas and then parrot each other
--They are unaffected by sunlight, moonlight, ultraviolet light, clorox or silver
--Keep your distance
--Open-carrying confuses them
--While self-destruction is likely, save your ammo

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Screenplay? ()
Date: September 23, 2020 11:39PM

Has anyone written a screenplay yet?

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Is this for real?!? ()
Date: September 24, 2020 12:14AM

Sounds interesting...

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: evmkp ()
Date: September 24, 2020 03:45AM

AKA----ANTIFAS

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Fox Fake News Fuckers ()
Date: September 24, 2020 10:53AM

This movie will set the record straight.

The why and how of the spread...required viewing for all.

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: FBOS Must Read ()
Date: September 24, 2020 11:29AM

FBOS must act on this pronto. If they won't, they'll be relegated to the ash bin of history.

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: FBOS Secretary ()
Date: September 24, 2020 11:41AM

Duly noted.

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Excellent Observations ()
Date: September 25, 2020 10:02AM

Most important point: Save your ammo

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: My wife was taken ()
Date: September 25, 2020 09:28PM

OMG Is there any anti-toxin??!! Will she be able to survive??

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Hordes around the FGS: Beware! ()
Date: September 26, 2020 01:37PM

I saw bands of 'em roaming around the Fairfax govt center.

Either stay away or arm up!

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Back yards around Burke Lake! ()
Date: September 26, 2020 11:52PM

Gang of 'em all over Burke! Brought in the kids & dogs. Got out all the guns.

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: I heard gasoline works ()
Date: September 27, 2020 07:48AM

Pour gasoline in a circle around a swarm; they won't cross it!

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Caught this one ()
Date: September 27, 2020 09:41AM

Apeshit



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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Fine print ()
Date: September 27, 2020 11:18PM

The fine print on this one suggests he he a spreader...

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Squishy ()
Date: September 28, 2020 07:58AM

I ran right through a pack of them on walking around the Lincoln Memorial. OP is right. They are slow and injurable.

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Shit! They came outta,the woods! ()
Date: September 28, 2020 10:35PM

They knocked down the picket fence grabbed my dog and then ran off!!

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: guy with brain ()
Date: September 29, 2020 12:05AM

Im not happy about the bump stocks but you cant make smug comments about open carry and then vote democrat that's not how this works moron

VCDL lobby day 2021 should be interesting with the new expanded carry ban around the capitol. Hell making it a gun free zone might actually invite the type of terrorists they had to manufacture last time

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: actual peaceful protester ()
Date: September 29, 2020 12:11AM

Squishy Wrote:
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> I ran right through a pack of them on walking
> around the Lincoln Memorial. OP is right. They
> are slow and injurable.


you are just salty because they turn the other cheek while you act like a savage animal. I was there the night before the 2017 inauguration just drinking a beer on a bench watching ANTIFA stream down PA ave like a bunch of lemmings in the terminal stages of rabies, with mounted park police not even trotting behind in pursuit.

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Herd crossing Rt1 @ buckman ()
Date: September 29, 2020 08:24AM

They were carrying pitchforks and waving around scythes! They looked like farmers but they were grunting and snorting alot. When they got across rt 1 they went toward the stores but I didn't hang around to see what hsppened

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: no way! ()
Date: September 29, 2020 07:16PM

My Tesla plowed right through a fucking crowd of fugly red suckers out around Fair Oaks. A bunch of em was in the street making like they gonna stop traffic. I dimmed my lights and floored floored it! I clipped several of em.

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Volvo Strike ()
Date: September 29, 2020 07:44PM

I VOLVOlated 2 ruby red trump suckerz on Chain Bridge Rd near Fairfax Republican HQ. HAHAHAHAHA!

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Truth about this ()
Date: September 29, 2020 08:15PM

I key the ride of an botch stupid enough to put a red sucker bumper sticker on display.

Maga my ass.

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: They are coming! ()
Date: September 29, 2020 08:18PM

Protect each other from this growing threat.

Magazombie Central Fact Sheet:

--They are not fast zombies; they are slow & plodding
--They do not auto-regenerate after a mortal wound
--They do not crave brains; rather they crave those who are brainless
--They do not bite; rather, they bark incessantly
--They learn: they are known to repeat phrases uttered by hive alphas and then parrot each other
--They are unaffected by sunlight, moonlight, ultraviolet light, clorox or silver
--Keep your distance
--Open-carrying confuses them
--While self-destruction is likely, save your ammo

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Magazombie Proud Boys ()
Date: September 30, 2020 06:16PM

Beat em up

Cut em up

Knock em up

Bust em up

Go team!

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Dems=violence ()
Date: September 30, 2020 07:31PM

Always bustin shit up

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Climate Change Policy ()
Date: October 01, 2020 12:19AM

Better forest management

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Sleepy Joe ()
Date: October 01, 2020 08:52AM

Shut up you fucking orange ass clown!

You are unpresidential.

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Sanjay Gupta ()
Date: October 02, 2020 12:44AM

The CDC advises quarantining for 14 days after coming into contact with anyone infected with Covid.

Trump came in contact with Hope Hicks. Now Trump is in quarantine...and, probably, most of the west wing.


Talk about a roving swarm of Magazombies...

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Incestuous they are ()
Date: October 02, 2020 11:36PM

Their regeneration occurs when mating with siblings and infants.

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Melanias Poolboy ()
Date: October 03, 2020 12:28AM

Truth about this Wrote:
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> I key the ride of an botch stupid enough to put a
> red sucker bumper sticker on display.
>
> Maga my ass.





Thanks Fucktard, now the rest of us can't display anything because of trumptard retribution. One of them already bashed my highlander with a crowbar because they didn't like "My Dog Is Smarter Than The President" decal, but it was parked outside of Wal Mart, go figure.

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: My crowbar ()
Date: October 05, 2020 08:08AM

My crowbar had glass slivers on it.

I my have killed your Toyauto!

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Rose Garden ()
Date: October 06, 2020 06:08PM

The rose garden was awash with them

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: White House magazombie hive ()
Date: October 07, 2020 08:27AM

The white house has evolved into a pit of magazomibe infection.

At this hive location, magazombies are reproducing with frightening speed, infecting tourists and familiars at equally impressive rates.

Best practices:

- - Avoid this geography
- - If unavoidable, there is no substitute for proper preparation-
- - Do not wear RED as it will attract them: blue repels
- - Wear a hoodie as this raises suspicion and has a repellative effect
- - Move with intention; do not appear indecisive as they will swarm
- - Open-carry: it confuses them and repels them
- - Remember: magazombies are not hurt by silver, bleach, garlic or lysol

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Crispy Christy ()
Date: October 08, 2020 11:36PM

Fatness is a comorboidity.

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Comorbid Christy ()
Date: October 09, 2020 09:09PM

To be on the safe side, when Biden is elected, that entire part of DC should be burned to kill all the germs.

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: The hive alpha is immuve ()
Date: October 12, 2020 12:35AM

Yeah, right!!!

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Congress haa been over run!! ()
Date: October 14, 2020 09:39PM

Run for your lives!!!!!

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Baron is infected ()
Date: October 15, 2020 10:23PM

He passed it on to everybody

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Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
Posted by: Steroid Overdose ()
Date: October 17, 2020 09:37AM

Take too much of steroids and you will know it

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