Re: URGENT WARNING: VIRALLY CONTAGIOUS MAGAZOMBIES PREYING ON THE BRAINLESS
White House magazombie hive
Date: October 07, 2020 08:27AM
The white house has evolved into a pit of magazomibe infection.
At this hive location, magazombies are reproducing with frightening speed, infecting tourists and familiars at equally impressive rates.
- - Avoid this geography
- - If unavoidable, there is no substitute for proper preparation-
- - Do not wear RED as it will attract them: blue repels
- - Wear a hoodie as this raises suspicion and has a repellative effect
- - Move with intention; do not appear indecisive as they will swarm
- - Open-carry: it confuses them and repels them
- - Remember: magazombies are not hurt by silver, bleach, garlic or lysol