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Do gay republicans take longer butt plugs than "straight" republicans? (quoted because everyone knows republicans can't possibly be straight.)
Posted by: Tommie Copper ()
Date: September 15, 2020 07:15PM

This is a polite way of asking how deep in the end zone those Trumpers like to have it.

Without personal experience, I'm just going off of the way republicans walk...I mean, Jesus, Maria & Josè!! They damn sure strut about as if they'd be right tickled for a deep route!!

You just watch Trump, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell or Rand Paul walk onto the dais or on the tarmac!!! You'll see what I'm saying!!

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Re: Do gay republicans take longer butt plugs than "straight" republicans? (quoted because everyone knows republicans can't possibly be straight.)
Posted by: Let mahdiii answer... ()
Date: September 15, 2020 08:22PM

Pretty sure he's both...

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Re: Do gay republicans take longer butt plugs than "straight" republicans? (quoted because everyone knows republicans can't possibly be straight.)
Posted by: Freddie the fag ()
Date: September 15, 2020 08:23PM

As a gay republican, all I can say is that I love a deep one from my good GOP friend, Thilly Thavage.

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Re: Do gay republicans take longer butt plugs than "straight" republicans? (quoted because everyone knows republicans can't possibly be straight.)
Posted by: Gay Democrat ()
Date: September 15, 2020 09:11PM

I've also noticed 'the Republican walk' you described. They DO have sugar in their shake! I thought I was bad... but these Marys really take the cake.

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Re: Do gay republicans take longer butt plugs than "straight" republicans? (quoted because everyone knows republicans can't possibly be straight.)
Posted by: Biggest Butt plug? ()
Date: September 16, 2020 08:06AM

That you mention it, what are the dimensions of a really big butt plug?

I understand some may find enjoyment using devices like this, but here in Fairfax County, anytime I have felt intense intestinal pressure, I visit a commode to drop the kids off at the pool. In other words, 'Empty now!'

So how big is big? And how is it even possible? I suppose it would impact one's gait.

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Re: Do gay republicans take longer butt plugs than "straight" republicans? (quoted because everyone knows republicans can't possibly be straight.)
Posted by: REPUBS=TURDS=GLUTTONS ()
Date: September 24, 2020 12:05AM

They take big ones. As Nickthedick, I am packing 13 inches. And yes, I have topped once or twice!

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