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2016 election experience
Posted by: Larry R. ()
Date: September 13, 2020 12:40AM

My polling station was close by, so I walked there. The line wasn’t long, and I got a sample ballot from volunteers of both parties just to be polite. I showed my ID and was directed to a booth. It was at that moment that the diarrhea hit. The noises were like a bad 1990s techno song, the smell was horrible - I’m sure others said something but I couldn’t hear anything over my own screams. One of the polling station workers fainted and the other came to direct me out, but she slipped in the putrid brown mess on the floor, then threw up on herself. I blamed the guy next to me, but no one believed it.

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Re: 2016 election experience
Posted by: Everly Wheatley ()
Date: September 13, 2020 09:55AM

I had diarrhea all over the floor at GC Murphy Co. in Bradlee a few years back. An old lady on her way to the lunch counter slipped in it and broke her hip. She died soon after and the family mentioned the diarrhea in her obituary! I’ll post it here if I can find it!!

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Re: 2016 election experience
Posted by: Greatness repeats it self 2020 ()
Date: September 13, 2020 09:56AM

STFU you whiny, dumb assed, libtard. Get ready for 4 more years of MAGA!!!

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Re: 2016 election experience
Posted by: Fruity pebble ()
Date: September 13, 2020 10:17AM

Does MAGA stand for My Asshole Gives AIDS? Because it does.

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Re: 2016 election experience
Posted by: I'm just sayin' ()
Date: September 13, 2020 10:55AM



































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Re: 2016 election experience
Posted by: Pee pee and poo poo ()
Date: September 13, 2020 07:31PM

That sounds like a bad case of the green apple splatters!

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Re: 2016 election experience
Posted by: Brown mist ()
Date: September 13, 2020 08:56PM

OP, that is extremely disgusting and uncalled for. I have Chrohn’s Disease and it’s hurtful that you could make fun of embarrassing situations like this. I was mortified that on a very windy day at Kings Dominion, the diarrhea hit me suddenly when I was on top of the Eiffel Tower. I had short shorts on, and it flooded out of me and was instantly picked up by the wind, turning my piping-hot liquid feces into a fine mist that coated many below. I also pooped in the elevator on the way down.

So stop it! It’s mean and disgusting!!

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Re: 2016 election experience
Posted by: Trump wins in 2020 ()
Date: September 14, 2020 10:02AM

In a nutshell you libtard Democrats were (and still are) shitting yourselves silly when Trump won the election in 2016! Guess what get ready for 4 more glorious years of MAGA!!

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Re: 2016 election experience
Posted by: Doswell Native ()
Date: September 14, 2020 10:28PM

Brown mist Wrote:
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> OP, that is extremely disgusting and uncalled for.
> I have Chrohn’s Disease and it’s hurtful that
> you could make fun of embarrassing situations like
> this. I was mortified that on a very windy day at
> Kings Dominion, the diarrhea hit me suddenly when
> I was on top of the Eiffel Tower. I had short
> shorts on, and it flooded out of me and was
> instantly picked up by the wind, turning my
> piping-hot liquid feces into a fine mist that
> coated many below. I also pooped in the elevator
> on the way down.
>
> So stop it! It’s mean and disgusting!!

I was there that day! I remember when you got out of the Tower, I was surprised what a good looking lady you were. From the waist-up, that is. From the waist down you were drenched in your own filthy liquid shit.

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Re: 2016 election experience
Posted by: Pooping is for Protestants ()
Date: September 16, 2020 07:36AM

Ew gross.

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