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How to bullshit an essay
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Date: July 08, 2020 03:25PM

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Date: July 08, 2020 03:45PM

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Date: July 08, 2020 10:06PM

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Date: July 08, 2020 11:08PM

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Re: How to bullshit an essay
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Date: September 08, 2020 01:05PM

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Date: September 08, 2020 01:54PM

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Date: September 10, 2020 04:06PM


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Re: How to bullshit an essay
Posted by: Grade "A+" ()
Date: September 23, 2020 01:47PM

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Re: How to bullshit an essay
Posted by: Not A+ ()
Date: September 23, 2020 02:19PM

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Re: How to bullshit an essay
Posted by: egrthh ()
Date: September 23, 2020 02:28PM

Foreigners has stolen all of USA's books (with help of Google and HIllary) and even sold them back to the library of Congress in great numbers - amazing backstabbing of USA by our own Congress. furthermore, our libraries bought hillary's books - explaining how her ass sold copies.

ONLY USA pays for library'ed books - in other countries they ARE NOT PAYING

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meanwhile, asian governments build amazing shipyards, opened up mining and manufacturing and produced the above (which, btw, has LOADS OF STOLEN USA TECHNOLOGY). ALSO - many usa workers worked (also hillary communist "school/teacher" agents). stolen from usa, uk, .de, and elsewhere.

but stolen doesn't matter

IT'S WHO PUTS IT ON THE SHELF CHEAPER THAT MATTERS

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Date: September 23, 2020 03:32PM

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Re: How to bullshit an essay
Posted by: egdffd ()
Date: September 23, 2020 03:35PM

Apple's first ARM processor is called Yushan – World Today ...www.world-today-news.com › apples-first-arm-process...
Aug 24, 2020 - Yushan is a 3952 meter high mountain in Taiwan and was in the past called ... made by Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company (TSMC). ... TSMC will make them and has been busy increasing production since mid-2020. ... Would you like to report an article correction, spelling error or addition?

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Re: How to bullshit an essay
Posted by: regfdfs ()
Date: September 23, 2020 03:38PM

Yah Lin "Charlie" Trie once owned a restaurant in Little Rock where he became friendly with Bill Clinton who frequently visited the establishment. In 1994, a couple of years after Clinton became President, Trie moved to Washington where he opened an office in the Watergate complex and became a Democratic fundraiser.

Such flagrant appearances of impropriety were commonplace in the Clinton Administration which included Whitewater, Castle Grande, outlandish cattle futures, questionable Presidential pardons, Travelgate, FBI Filegate, Lincoln bedroom sleepovers for cash, receiving illegal campaign contributions, Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinski, Juanita Broddrick, Kathleen Willey, various bimbo eruptions, etc., etc.

Initially, no one made the connection between Winston Wang, the Taiwanese businessman who purportedly greased Bill Clinton, the previous President of the United States, and Winston Wong, the Taiwanese businessman who purportedly greased the brother of George W. Bush, the following President of the United States.

Apparently, there had been a spelling error in published reports of the two incidents -- it turned out that Winston Wang and Winston Wong were the same person.

A split personality is a person with two distinct personalities, much like my ex-wife during a full moon. Winston Wang/Wong was a split identity, unaffected by lunar conditions.

In a deposition taken as part of his divorce it was discovered that Neil Bush received a $2 million contract in August of 2002 from a Chinese-Taiwanese company called Grace Semiconductor Manufacturing.

Subsequent questioning by a divorce lawyer revealed that Neil Bush knew nothing about semiconductors or the manufacturing thereof. In addition to the lucrative consulting fee, he was to be on the board of directors of the company.

Grace Semiconductor Manufacturing had two founders. One is a son of Jiang Zemin, the former President of mainland China, and the other is a gentleman named Winston Wong, a Taiwanese businessman who was also a major investor in one of Neil Bush's ventures

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Re: How to bullshit an essay
Posted by: sdgfds ()
Date: September 23, 2020 03:40PM

Let there be light: how Li-Fi could change the Apple ecosystem —
Recently an eagle-eyed jailbreaker spotted a phrase buried in the iOS 9.1 library cache files that most of us would have overlooked as a spelling error.

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Re: How to bullshit an essay
Posted by: fdgdfsd ()
Date: September 23, 2020 03:43PM

iPhone supplier TSMC shut down factories after virus attack

Chipmaker Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Co. [(TSMC)] shut down several of its factories last night [Friday] after it its[sic] systems were hit by a computer virus, reports Bloomberg.

TSMC is the largest semiconductor manufacturer in the world, and supplies components for companies like ADM[sic], Apple, Nvidia, and Qualcomm. The company told Bloomberg that the virus infected a "number of its fabrication tools," but that the "degree of infection varies" from factory to factory. Several have resumed their operations, but others won't come back online until tomorrow. The company indicated that its factories weren't infected by a hacker.

by shrewdsheep (5215) on Monday August 06 2018, @03:22PM (#717862)
I surmise that the first [sic] points out a grammar error, not a spelling error. It should be just "its" or "it had its" instead of "it its".

GRAMMAR ERROR. AND THE BIGGER QUESTION IS WHY DELL LAPTOPS HAVE NO BUILT-IN CELL CAPABILITY WHILE CHINA MINI-PADS / CELL PHONES DO

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SPELLING

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Re: How to bullshit an essay
Posted by: rgfdsf ()
Date: September 23, 2020 03:45PM

Trade, technology and security at risk in US-China feud ...timesofindia.indiatimes.com › World News › China News
Jul 28, 2020 - ... to openly take names of drug users in film industry, and more. ... Chinese purchases of American farm goods, semiconductors and other ... according to the US-China Business Council, though that was down ... defense and has approved military sales to Taiwan under Trump. ... Spelling error in the article!

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Date: September 23, 2020 03:46PM

the spelling error can simply be chalked up to the ... (See RMTI stock analysis on TipRanks)

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Date: September 23, 2020 03:47PM

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Re: How to bullshit an essay
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Date: October 09, 2020 07:28AM

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Re: How to bullshit an essay
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Date: October 28, 2020 01:09PM

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Date: December 08, 2020 02:18AM

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Date: January 10, 2021 06:18PM

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Date: December 18, 2021 02:00AM

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Re: How to bullshit an essay
Date: January 10, 2022 08:37AM

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Date: March 15, 2022 07:37PM

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Date: July 11, 2022 03:34AM

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Re: How to bullshit an essay
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Date: July 27, 2022 05:53AM

We’ve all been there. You’ve just realized your essay is due in two hours and all you have on the page is the name of your professor — and you probably spelled it wrong. It’s panic time.

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So, grab a notebook, turn to a blank page, and clench up those cheeks.

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Date: October 12, 2022 02:11AM

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