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This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: If you're happy & you know it... ()
Date: July 04, 2020 10:25PM

1. Working from home.
2. All groceries delivered to my door.
3. All the Tysons high-rise hotties giving head.
4. Trump is fucking up right & left.

Plus: Republicans are getting sick EVERYWHERE!

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: dr. Death ()
Date: July 05, 2020 01:23AM

Both of my parents died. NOT awesome

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: mmmmmahhhhhdiii ()
Date: July 05, 2020 02:07AM

1)lives in his moms basement
2)has his mom deliver groceries
3)pays for pussy
4)supports democratic pedophiles like obama, hilllary and biden

plus all the hollywood pedophiles are scared right now about getting caught

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: yup yup yes indeedy ()
Date: July 05, 2020 09:46AM

If you're happy & you know it... Wrote:
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> Plus: Republicans are getting sick EVERYWHERE!


Florida just exceeded New York's highest single day Covid total!

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: agree2 ()
Date: July 05, 2020 10:04AM

I "worked" from home for 3 months and never missed a paycheck plus Trump sent us a check for 2400 bucks. I traded in my shitty and unreliable Ford on a brand new Lexus with 0% interest and no payments for 3 months. The Trumpvirus has been very very good to me!

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: haha yeah ()
Date: July 05, 2020 10:23AM

Who said republicans were bad for the working man?

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: mmmmmahhhhdiiii ()
Date: July 05, 2020 10:27AM

Peace and respect to those who suffered and bore the brunt of the bill pizza gates plandemic...eye have the utmost appreciation for the human rights violations you endured...thanks!

that being said, the Plandemic was incredible...everything about it worked in my favor....defineatly didn't stay inside and watch tv all day like the holly pedos instructed me to

still haven't put a mask on, you fucking spineless covid 19 zombie slaves with your shitty attitudes and foul demeanors....kill yourself

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: mmmmmmmahhhhdiiii ()
Date: July 05, 2020 10:40AM

Confidentially: I wear two masks with a face shield, gloves, a condom and a butt plug.

I am fully protected.

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: mmmmahhhhdiiii ()
Date: July 05, 2020 11:06AM

no, bitch ass homo...haven't put on a mask on yet...keep your gay fantasies to yourself

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: mmmmmmmahhhhdiiii ()
Date: July 05, 2020 11:10AM

One more thing:

In this time of "opening up", I will be delighted to "open up" for any of the following:

BWC
BLC
BBC
BAC (not too many)

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: mmmmmahhhhdiiii ()
Date: July 05, 2020 12:12PM

keep your gay fantasies to yourself

eye know you got alot of time on your hands now that you can't spray chemtrails in our skies anymore

mahhhhdiii don't do no white boy shit like homosexuality

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: mmmmmahhhhdiiii ()
Date: July 05, 2020 11:51PM

But, honestly, I really DO love your sense of fantasy and really wish I could be in one of your fantasies. Keep posting, okay?

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: Chdhsjj ()
Date: July 06, 2020 02:06AM

dr. Death Wrote:
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> Both of my parents died. NOT awesome


For real? Sorry, that sucks. Lost my dad 8 years ago and still getting over it. Hope you’re doing ok. It gets better. Everyone, can we make it better? Enough of this bullshit.

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: Humans. What went wrong? ()
Date: July 07, 2020 12:21PM

Why do we have so many contrarians and nay-sayers?

Where did our sense of community go?

And what happened to basic human values?

The previous post shows that some of the good stuff is still out there. Thank God.

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: wretched hive o scum n' villainy ()
Date: July 07, 2020 12:36PM

Humans. What went wrong? Wrote:
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> Why do we have so many contrarians and
> nay-sayers?>
> Where did our sense of community go?>
> And what happened to basic human values?>
> The previous post shows that some of the good
> stuff is still out there. Thank God.

The God part is your choice, friend.
There's plenty of decency out there; just don't try to find it here or in the Oval Office.

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: OP=beau biden ()
Date: July 08, 2020 07:37AM

OP=beau biden

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: lutz ()
Date: July 08, 2020 08:08AM

yup yup yes indeedy Wrote:
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> If you're happy & you know it... Wrote:
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> > Plus: Republicans are getting sick EVERYWHERE!
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> Florida just exceeded New York's highest single
> day Covid total!


 
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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: FFXU Dick Move Assessor ()
Date: July 09, 2020 11:11AM

Dick move.

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: ptwkd ()
Date: July 09, 2020 11:20PM

I LOVE IT! We all have to work from home. This DOUBLE TRIPLE GEADE AAA HOT black chick across the hall got lonesome. So she invites me over for din-din. I go. She cooks real good. So she wants me to hang around and I do. I go back across the hall at bedtime. So she comes over in the morning and pounds on my door & wants to know if I want brekkie. I offer to go & get it, but, no, she wants to make it for me. OK. She points to another desktop and asks me if i want to work from there. OK. I offer to go get lunch at lunch time, no, she want to make it for me. DAMN, this broad can cook, who cares if she's over 30.

So she's almost done with her work, gets up, goes in the bathroom, comes out naked and sits at her computer to finish. I ask her if she understands I'm going to find it real hard to work if she's going to sit at her computer without any clothes on. She tells me that's the idea, so I better hurry up and finish, cause when she's finished, she's not going to wait.

We finished about the same time & she came over & ripped my clothes off me and just about dragged me by my dick in her bedroom.

he does her muscle exercises, so her pussy's tighter than a 16 YO.

I'm just about living at her apt. now.

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: Pandemic Footnotes ()
Date: July 10, 2020 08:33AM

Great illustration of life in the pandemic!

Working from home is a bitch, but it has some perks.

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: govt worker ()
Date: October 27, 2020 05:16AM

Fuck all the losers that lost their jobs

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: haha yeah ()
Date: October 27, 2020 08:29AM

mmmmmahhhhdiiii Wrote:
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> keep your gay fantasies to yourself
>
> eye know you got alot of time on your hands now
> that you can't spray chemtrails in our skies
> anymore
>
> mahhhhdiii don't do no white boy shit like
> homosexuality




mahhhhdiii wishes he was a white boy!



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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: the general mahdi ()
Date: October 27, 2020 08:38AM

Allah is a black man

eye would be beheaded saying such a thing in Iran

eye don't have any beef with Iran but om staying the fuck up out of that country

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: Assallamu alaikum wa ramatullah ()
Date: October 27, 2020 09:16PM

Astigfirallah

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: dr. Grammar Nazi ()
Date: October 27, 2020 11:40PM

dr. Death Wrote:
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> Both of my parents died. NOT awesome


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHA If only dR. KlansMan Conman Coonman Ralph would die of the choo-flu. One can only dream!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM-WECf6FGg

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: basement dweller2 ()
Date: October 29, 2020 05:17AM

The pandemic has been good to me. I lost my job at Duncan and spent months playing video games while the govt gave me free money. Hell yeah! They even gave me extra money for beer and smoke.

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: discerning AA ()
Date: October 29, 2020 11:15PM

dr. Death Wrote:
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> Both of my parents died. NOT awesome

I died too, but with the progressive, new voting procedures I can just my death certificate and vote as many times as I want.

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: recycle bin. ()
Date: May 07, 2021 06:42AM

Humans. What went wrong? Wrote:
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> Why do we have so many contrarians and
> nay-sayers?
>
> Where did our sense of community go?
>
> And what happened to basic human values?



Republicans destroyed all of that good stuff. Everything the right touches it destroys. The right is simply pure ignorance and pure hate combined with pure fear.

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Re: This pandemic has been AWESOME!!!
Posted by: Trump is evil. ()
Date: August 29, 2021 03:45PM

Humans. What went wrong? Wrote:
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> Why do we have so many contrarians and
> nay-sayers?
>
> Where did our sense of community go?
>
> And what happened to basic human values?

Trump destroyed all that stuff.

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