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Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Observer of Events
()
Date: June 24, 2020 10:43PM
Just before 10 pm tonight, I left Pan-Am Safeway.
Noticed large number of people standing around their cars, usually in groups of 3 to 8 people. Standing around between MicroCenter and Michaels on one side and McDonalds on the other. I would guess that there were a hundred or more people there with dozens of cars.
Very unusual to have that many people there at that time of night. The MicroCenter and the Michaels are closed at that time, absent some unusual sale.
What's that all about?
There was a Fairfax County Police Car over near the Safeway, but I have no idea whether that had anything to do with the people there.
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
H. W. Longfellow
()
Date: June 24, 2020 11:22PM
I Speak In Rhyme All The Time Wrote:
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> No statues are nearby
>
> I have no other reason why
>
> Antifa fools gather round at ten to ten
>
> The smell of shit must draw them in
Less of a poet, more of an ass
Phoenix Online, you took a class
Covid symptoms: fever and cough
Now that your published, go jerk off
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Bob Fiost
()
Date: June 25, 2020 07:53AM
H. W. Longfellow Wrote:
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> I Speak In Rhyme All The Time Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No statues are nearby
> >
> > I have no other reason why
> >
> > Antifa fools gather round at ten to ten
> >
> > The smell of shit must draw them in
>
>
> Less of a poet, more of an ass
> Phoenix Online, you took a class
> Covid symptoms: fever and cough
> Now that your published, go jerk off
Mentally slow, you key your words
No good ideas, just a pile of turds
We all read this crap each new day
To us it's clear that you are quite gay
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Faust
()
Date: June 25, 2020 09:29AM
Bob Fiost Wrote:
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> H. W. Longfellow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I Speak In Rhyme All The Time Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No statues are nearby
> > >
> > > I have no other reason why
> > >
> > > Antifa fools gather round at ten to ten
> > >
> > > The smell of shit must draw them in
> >
> >
> > Less of a poet, more of an ass
> > Phoenix Online, you took a class
> > Covid symptoms: fever and cough
> > Now that your published, go jerk off
>
>
> Mentally slow, you key your words
> No good ideas, just a pile of turds
> We all read this crap each new day
> To us it's clear that you are quite gay
It's clear you are no poet. Go find a big fat dick and blow it.I don't care why you are so gay. Just go ahead and stay the fuck away.
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Ted Seuss, Phd
()
Date: June 25, 2020 01:08PM
Bob Fiost Wrote:
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> H. W. Longfellow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I Speak In Rhyme All The Time Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No statues are nearby
> > >
> > > I have no other reason why
> > >
> > > Antifa fools gather round at ten to ten
> > >
> > > The smell of shit must draw them in
> >
> >
> > Less of a poet, more of an ass
> > Phoenix Online, you took a class
> > Covid symptoms: fever and cough
> > Now that your published, go jerk off
>
>
> Mentally slow, you key your words
> No good ideas, just a pile of turds
> We all read this crap each new day
> To us it's clear that you are quite gay
As posters go, you're full of shit
Upon your face we all would spit
So much saliva would feel like rain
Except for the fact you have no brain
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Wiseass
()
Date: June 25, 2020 07:13PM
Ted Seuss, Phd Wrote:
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> Bob Fiost Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > H. W. Longfellow Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I Speak In Rhyme All The Time Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > No statues are nearby
> > > >
> > > > I have no other reason why
> > > >
> > > > Antifa fools gather round at ten to ten
> > > >
> > > > The smell of shit must draw them in
> > >
> > >
> > > Less of a poet, more of an ass
> > > Phoenix Online, you took a class
> > > Covid symptoms: fever and cough
> > > Now that your published, go jerk off
> >
> >
> > Mentally slow, you key your words
> > No good ideas, just a pile of turds
> > We all read this crap each new day
> > To us it's clear that you are quite gay
>
>
> As posters go, you're full of shit
> Upon your face we all would spit
> So much saliva would feel like rain
> Except for the fact you have no brain
What's that odor? That stinky smell?
It must be you You reek like hell
Are you in jail or serving time?
Your English is a federal crime
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Freddie gray
()
Date: June 25, 2020 08:40PM
Wiseass Wrote:
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> Ted Seuss, Phd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bob Fiost Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > H. W. Longfellow Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I Speak In Rhyme All The Time Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > No statues are nearby
> > > > >
> > > > > I have no other reason why
> > > > >
> > > > > Antifa fools gather round at ten to ten
> > > > >
> > > > > The smell of shit must draw them in
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Less of a poet, more of an ass
> > > > Phoenix Online, you took a class
> > > > Covid symptoms: fever and cough
> > > > Now that your published, go jerk off
> > >
> > >
> > > Mentally slow, you key your words
> > > No good ideas, just a pile of turds
> > > We all read this crap each new day
> > > To us it's clear that you are quite gay
> >
> >
> > As posters go, you're full of shit
> > Upon your face we all would spit
> > So much saliva would feel like rain
> > Except for the fact you have no brain
>
>
> What's that odor? That stinky smell?
> It must be you You reek like hell
> Are you in jail or serving time?
> Your English is a federal crime
I went to school in ol charm city
The mayor back then was kind of shitty
I learned a lot about B N E
And the pigs they handed my ass to me
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Lake Titicaca
()
Date: June 26, 2020 01:10AM
Freddie gray Wrote:
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> Wiseass Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ted Seuss, Phd Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Bob Fiost Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > H. W. Longfellow Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I Speak In Rhyme All The Time Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > No statues are nearby
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I have no other reason why
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Antifa fools gather round at ten to ten
>
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The smell of shit must draw them in
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Less of a poet, more of an ass
> > > > > Phoenix Online, you took a class
> > > > > Covid symptoms: fever and cough
> > > > > Now that your published, go jerk off
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Mentally slow, you key your words
> > > > No good ideas, just a pile of turds
> > > > We all read this crap each new day
> > > > To us it's clear that you are quite gay
> > >
> > >
> > > As posters go, you're full of shit
> > > Upon your face we all would spit
> > > So much saliva would feel like rain
> > > Except for the fact you have no brain
> >
> >
> > What's that odor? That stinky smell?
> > It must be you You reek like hell
> > Are you in jail or serving time?
> > Your English is a federal crime
>
>
> I went to school in ol charm city
> The mayor back then was kind of shitty
> I learned a lot about B N E
> And the pigs they handed my ass to me
Your ass is broad your crack is long
When you fart it's like a song
The methane you toot in one hour
Would light up Fairfax with natural power
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Dick Wadsworth
()
Date: June 26, 2020 04:47AM
Lake Titicaca Wrote:
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> Freddie gray Wrote:
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> > Wiseass Wrote:
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>
> > -----
> > > Ted Seuss, Phd Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Bob Fiost Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > H. W. Longfellow Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > I Speak In Rhyme All The Time Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > No statues are nearby
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I have no other reason why
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Antifa fools gather round at ten to
> ten
> >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The smell of shit must draw them in
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Less of a poet, more of an ass
> > > > > > Phoenix Online, you took a class
> > > > > > Covid symptoms: fever and cough
> > > > > > Now that your published, go jerk off
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Mentally slow, you key your words
> > > > > No good ideas, just a pile of turds
> > > > > We all read this crap each new day
> > > > > To us it's clear that you are quite gay
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > As posters go, you're full of shit
> > > > Upon your face we all would spit
> > > > So much saliva would feel like rain
> > > > Except for the fact you have no brain
> > >
> > >
> > > What's that odor? That stinky smell?
> > > It must be you You reek like hell
> > > Are you in jail or serving time?
> > > Your English is a federal crime
> >
> >
> > I went to school in ol charm city
> > The mayor back then was kind of shitty
> > I learned a lot about B N E
> > And the pigs they handed my ass to me
>
>
> Your ass is broad your crack is long
> When you fart it's like a song
> The methane you toot in one hour
> Would light up Fairfax with natural power
As I lay your fat wife onto her back
And shove my big black dong into her crack,
My knuckles turn white and her eyes begin bulging,
I came on her, and it's revolting
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Emily Dickinsfun
()
Date: June 26, 2020 05:10AM
Dick Wadsworth Wrote:
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> Lake Titicaca Wrote:
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> > Freddie gray Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Wiseass Wrote:
> > >
> >
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>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Ted Seuss, Phd Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Bob Fiost Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > H. W. Longfellow Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > I Speak In Rhyme All The Time Wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
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> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > > No statues are nearby
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I have no other reason why
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Antifa fools gather round at ten to
> > ten
> > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The smell of shit must draw them in
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Less of a poet, more of an ass
> > > > > > > Phoenix Online, you took a class
> > > > > > > Covid symptoms: fever and cough
> > > > > > > Now that your published, go jerk off
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Mentally slow, you key your words
> > > > > > No good ideas, just a pile of turds
> > > > > > We all read this crap each new day
> > > > > > To us it's clear that you are quite gay
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > As posters go, you're full of shit
> > > > > Upon your face we all would spit
> > > > > So much saliva would feel like rain
> > > > > Except for the fact you have no brain
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > What's that odor? That stinky smell?
> > > > It must be you You reek like hell
> > > > Are you in jail or serving time?
> > > > Your English is a federal crime
> > >
> > >
> > > I went to school in ol charm city
> > > The mayor back then was kind of shitty
> > > I learned a lot about B N E
> > > And the pigs they handed my ass to me
> >
> >
> > Your ass is broad your crack is long
> > When you fart it's like a song
> > The methane you toot in one hour
> > Would light up Fairfax with natural power
>
> As I lay your fat wife onto her back
> And shove my big black dong into her crack,
> My knuckles turn white and her eyes begin
> bulging,
> I came on her, and it's revolting
When I think of your mama,
Ohh boy do I get horny
Every time when she did me
She gave up her ass and made it nasty!!!!
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Fantom.Shitter
()
Date: June 26, 2020 08:31AM
Emily Dickinsfun Wrote:
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> Dick Wadsworth Wrote:
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> > Lake Titicaca Wrote:
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> > > Freddie gray Wrote:
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> > > > Wiseass Wrote:
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> > >
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> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Ted Seuss, Phd Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Bob Fiost Wrote:
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> > > >
> > >
> >
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> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > H. W. Longfellow Wrote:
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> >
> > >
> > > >
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> > > > > >
> > > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > > I Speak In Rhyme All The Time
> Wrote:
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> > >
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> > > > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > > > No statues are nearby
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I have no other reason why
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Antifa fools gather round at ten
> to
> > > ten
> > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The smell of shit must draw them
> in
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Less of a poet, more of an ass
> > > > > > > > Phoenix Online, you took a class
> > > > > > > > Covid symptoms: fever and cough
> > > > > > > > Now that your published, go jerk
> off
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Mentally slow, you key your words
> > > > > > > No good ideas, just a pile of turds
> > > > > > > We all read this crap each new day
> > > > > > > To us it's clear that you are quite
> gay
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > As posters go, you're full of shit
> > > > > > Upon your face we all would spit
> > > > > > So much saliva would feel like rain
> > > > > > Except for the fact you have no brain
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > What's that odor? That stinky smell?
> > > > > It must be you You reek like hell
> > > > > Are you in jail or serving time?
> > > > > Your English is a federal crime
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > I went to school in ol charm city
> > > > The mayor back then was kind of shitty
> > > > I learned a lot about B N E
> > > > And the pigs they handed my ass to me
> > >
> > >
> > > Your ass is broad your crack is long
> > > When you fart it's like a song
> > > The methane you toot in one short hour
> > > Would light up Fairfax with lotsa power
> >
> >
> > As I lay your fat wife on her back
> > And shove my big black in her crack,
> > Knuckles turn white her eyes start bulgin
> > I came on her an it's super revoltin
> >
> >
> When I think of your mama,
> Ohh boy do I get horny
> Every time when she did me
> She gave up her ass and made it nasty!!!!
Check out the talent here in this thread
OMG oh yeah you'd be better off dead
Don't forget bout the freaks here in these halls
They pay you cash just to gnaw on your cock and balls
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
<0><0>
()
Date: June 26, 2020 09:15AM
You can't rhyme you stupid little fuck.
Guess your ass is just plain out of luck.
When you get to prison you'll be a little bitch.
Your ass be a hurtin' cause you made that switch.
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Coonman
()
Date: June 26, 2020 08:25PM
<0><0> Wrote:
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> You can't rhyme you stupid little fuck.
> Guess your ass is just plain out of luck.
> When you get to prison you'll be a little bitch.
> Your ass be a hurtin' cause you made that switch.
Holy shit your writing sucks
Good news is your spouse she fucks
She's fucked the guys with big ol logs
Now she's taking on all the local dogs!!
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
<0><0>
()
Date: June 26, 2020 09:50PM
You are pretty smart & you're very very quick
But I'm the guy who's slobbin knobs & gobblin down the dick
Gosh I turned the tables and you be like "That dude sucks!"
But methinks you the dude who luvs the super hot buttfucks!
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Coonman
()
Date: June 27, 2020 06:50AM
<0><0> Wrote:
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> You are pretty smart & you're very very quick
> But I'm the guy who's slobbin knobs & gobblin down
> the dick
> Gosh I turned the tables and you be like "That
> dude sucks!"
> But methinks you the dude who luvs the super hot
> buttfucks!
Yeah you should be proud of all the dick that you've done
It's clear you have enjoyed yoself and had shitloads of fun
You could be making money at Vienna's Glory Holes
Where everyday you'd have your choice a many hard manpoles
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Walt Whitless
()
Date: June 27, 2020 07:18AM
There was a young poet from Fairfax City
Who thought so much of himself, he got uppity
But a stroll on Fairfax Underground
And our young man has found
That he is not the only fish in the sea
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Langston Huge
()
Date: June 27, 2020 10:16AM
Yo there young man from Fairfax City
Last night I spilled some gin on my weenie
And just to be couth
I added some Vermouth
And slipped your mama a gin martini
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
I'm a poet. I didn't know it.
()
Date: June 27, 2020 01:30PM
While walking in the slum of Vienna
My pit bull suddenly got loose
It chased down a tiny white bitch
And was banging her at the caboose
And, lo, my pup was preoccupied
With the inevitable squirt from his nuts
Mattress Mike sidles up and says to me
"There's a sale. Try our Glory Hole sluts!"
VGH, if by chance, you missed it
Is a concern of risqué repute
A bunch of Vienna joy boys
Just work to make other guys shoot
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
<0><0>
()
Date: June 28, 2020 11:19AM
Even tho I'm strait this chance I wnot let pass
I gonna stick my 8 inch dick right into yore sweet ass
You'll groan & moan in pain and say I love it so
And then you'll turn to me & say "Fork over the fucking dough"
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Fear the Squirrel
()
Date: June 28, 2020 01:10PM
Obviously a militia called out to find and eradicate Furman. But he will prevail. He is smarter than the average bear and needs no assistance from the Fairfax County PD. He is fueled by his hunger for chicken McNuggets and they are his kryptonite.
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Observer of Events
()
Date: July 03, 2020 12:18AM
Tonight (Thursday) people and cars were at the same part of the Pan-Am shopping center parking lot. Probably many of the same people and cars.
This time I gassed up my car at the Safeway gas station. As I did that around 940 pm muscle cars were pulling out onto Nutley Street and zooming towards Lee Highway, apparently headed to I-66. Or towards Vienna for a late night mattress sale?
Most of the cars were quite loud. Maybe glass packs on their mufflers. A gearhead would know. All I know is that the cars were purposely made to make loud noise.
So it was all about the cars.
Although there is a McDonalds there, I don't think there is any statue of Ronald McDonald for them to pull down. Besides, the Antifa and BLM types pulling down statues don't drive muscle cars. They use Uber and Lyft and own bikes or Pruis.
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Ode to Vinnie
()
Date: July 03, 2020 12:42AM
In the slums of Vienna I was born and bred
Where I made my way, as a fag, giving head
I'd suck em real good, just the way they would like
In time they would call me Mr Mattress Mike!
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
The juice is loose
()
Date: July 03, 2020 12:56AM
My name is Sissie and I am a whore
You can make date with me when you see me at the store
I like to fuck normal and I'll take it up the ass
If you don't have cash you can pay with Speedpass
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Should I stay or should I go
()
Date: July 03, 2020 06:46PM
Yeah. So:
I be drinkin a beer to get a buzz I fear
This gurl in my mind, is makin me whack
She sweet and she sour, she got some kind of power
Make a sane man go nuts or make a train jump a track
If women was like men, then fuckin'd be no fun
It'd be like humping upon yer brother
I keep wondrin why this shit seems so new to me
I keep wantin to ask ma old mother
Mom'e she was sane, she'd decode this gurl for me
I don't think a guy would unnerstand
Why these women they be flippin ana makin me go trippin
I wanna bury my fuckin head in the sand
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Charlie Church
()
Date: July 03, 2020 11:47PM
In my room at the ol Wolftrap
I heard a knock upon the door
Then a voice says, "I am Maple Mitch"
"Can a guy become a whore?"
I'm no rabbi, imam or priest
But why's this dude askin that of me?
I said "it's up to you man, you decide."
"You want to be paid or, give it up for free?"
I opened the door, the guy came in
It looked like he had cum on his chin
"I don't know you!" I said to the man
"I'll give you a freebie. Let's begin."
So Maple Mitch he polished my knob
For round about one half hour
He looks up and says to me
"Would ya gimme a golden shower?"
Now I'm thinking this guy's a cop
And I'll be in dam big trouble
But I shot in Mitch's mouth & he sneers at me
"Shit. Now ya owe me double."
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
I Speak In Rhyme ..
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Date: July 08, 2020 12:10AM
>Here I sit all broken-hearted
>I came to shit but only farted
>To you who read these words of wit
>Please eat these tiny balls of shit
I do it all the time
I pity those who's poetic wit
Is only aroused by the smell of shit
I don't know those who you know
But I do know you'll vote for JOE
That means you are a Democrat
The same low blow as a stinking rat
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Troll.Mushbrain.ShortYellowBus
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Date: July 08, 2020 02:37PM
Oh, the effort! Oh, the power!
You strained your brain for more than an hour!
To utter forth words dismissing
When ol' presidente's spent 3 years remissing.
You whine and cry bout Democrats hating
As hope for Republican glory is fading
Ya put in rhyme & ya put in verse
Re-election of Trunpz means America's worse
So drink from the punch bowl of Republican tears
Yall won't see the white house for another 12 years
Your party's in shambles, your policy's a wreck
Trunpz is a leader, a genius, and a Christian?? What the heck?!
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Puppetry
()
Date: July 14, 2020 08:25AM
This one's a puppet & this one's a shill
You always have one complaint that perfectly fits the bill
All YOUR candidates are retarded, stoned or senile
It's no surprise they seem to love all things big & penile!
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
What a Prez
()
Date: July 14, 2020 08:53PM
I want a prez who has really big tits
She'll be a better prez than all the male dimwits
In short skirts & tight tops, the male vote's a breeze
Who said ya can't get a job if ya dress like a sleaze?
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Lefty Loosey
()
Date: July 14, 2020 09:01PM
A helluva lot's been said about AOC
In some ways that Rep would be a fine girl for me
If we walking down the street, I'd hafta hang on the right
Cuz she swings so far left she'd go clean outta sight!
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Judgement call
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Date: July 14, 2020 09:12PM
Some ol' guy somewhere be mad feemin for Ruth Bader
He thinkin that his life'd be good after he had laid her
Though he is ill-equipped and has a head of little hair
He's hoping she'll give him 3 stars, cuz judges are mostly fair
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Pan American
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Date: July 14, 2020 09:20PM
Oh yeah, by the way, at Pan Am there are no souls
They all ran up to the Covid Sale at Vienna Glory Holes
For a wink and a nod they say, they'll set your spirit loose
All of this and more is promised behind the red caboose
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Remember
()
Date: July 14, 2020 11:45PM
The masks the deaths the complete lack of knowledge
Make me wanna go back, to the rush parties in college
Those occasions were fun, though I cannot recall
That was naturally a function of grain alcohol
You'd have a few drinks that tasted like punch
And before you would know it, you'd be hurlin your lunch
The sorority girls would all help you out
"Chug-chug! Chug-chug! Chug-chug! they'd all shout
At the end of the party, them gals wasn't done
The night it was young and they all wanted fun
We'd go back to the dorm and fire up the bongs
And rock out to badass Marshall Tucker songs
You'd wake in the morning, with no freakin thought
Of "Who are these people?" or "What have we wrought?"
Those days were the best, with not one "PPE"
Now we stay home and we work digitally
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
Ivy League
()
Date: July 16, 2020 07:52AM
I went to private school and I'm a horn dog
We were trained to test our limits
It hurt me none to be hung with a log
And my specialty has become tiny tits
Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by:
dullahan
()
Date: August 10, 2020 03:08AM
Bob Fiost Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> H. W. Longfellow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I Speak In Rhyme All The Time Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No statues are nearby
> > >
> > > I have no other reason why
> > >
> > > Antifa fools gather round at ten to ten
> > >
> > > The smell of shit must draw them in
> >
> >
> > Less of a poet, more of an ass
> > Phoenix Online, you took a class
> > Covid symptoms: fever and cough
> > Now that your published, go jerk off
>
>
> Mentally slow, you key your words
> No good ideas, just a pile of turds
> We all read this crap each new day
> To us it's clear that you are quite gay
He called me gay, what do I do!?
Man, whatever -- no, u