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Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Observer of Events ()
Date: June 24, 2020 10:43PM

Just before 10 pm tonight, I left Pan-Am Safeway.

Noticed large number of people standing around their cars, usually in groups of 3 to 8 people. Standing around between MicroCenter and Michaels on one side and McDonalds on the other. I would guess that there were a hundred or more people there with dozens of cars.

Very unusual to have that many people there at that time of night. The MicroCenter and the Michaels are closed at that time, absent some unusual sale.

What's that all about?

There was a Fairfax County Police Car over near the Safeway, but I have no idea whether that had anything to do with the people there.

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: I Speak In Rhyme All The Time ()
Date: June 24, 2020 11:11PM

No statues are nearby

I have no other reason why

Antifa fools gather round at ten to ten

The smell of shit must draw them in

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Rats ass ()
Date: June 24, 2020 11:13PM

Maybe looking for Furman?

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: KKK is gay gay gay ()
Date: June 24, 2020 11:14PM

tRump rally

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: H. W. Longfellow ()
Date: June 24, 2020 11:22PM

I Speak In Rhyme All The Time Wrote:
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> No statues are nearby
>
> I have no other reason why
>
> Antifa fools gather round at ten to ten
>
> The smell of shit must draw them in


Less of a poet, more of an ass
Phoenix Online, you took a class
Covid symptoms: fever and cough
Now that your published, go jerk off

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Furman Lives ()
Date: June 25, 2020 12:59AM

Rats ass Wrote:
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> Maybe looking for Furman?


Heeeee's Baaaaaack!

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Bob Fiost ()
Date: June 25, 2020 07:53AM

H. W. Longfellow Wrote:
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> I Speak In Rhyme All The Time Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No statues are nearby
> >
> > I have no other reason why
> >
> > Antifa fools gather round at ten to ten
> >
> > The smell of shit must draw them in
>
>
> Less of a poet, more of an ass
> Phoenix Online, you took a class
> Covid symptoms: fever and cough
> Now that your published, go jerk off


Mentally slow, you key your words
No good ideas, just a pile of turds
We all read this crap each new day
To us it's clear that you are quite gay

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Faust ()
Date: June 25, 2020 09:29AM

Bob Fiost Wrote:
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> H. W. Longfellow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I Speak In Rhyme All The Time Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No statues are nearby
> > >
> > > I have no other reason why
> > >
> > > Antifa fools gather round at ten to ten
> > >
> > > The smell of shit must draw them in
> >
> >
> > Less of a poet, more of an ass
> > Phoenix Online, you took a class
> > Covid symptoms: fever and cough
> > Now that your published, go jerk off
>
>
> Mentally slow, you key your words
> No good ideas, just a pile of turds
> We all read this crap each new day
> To us it's clear that you are quite gay


It's clear you are no poet. Go find a big fat dick and blow it.I don't care why you are so gay. Just go ahead and stay the fuck away.

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Ted Seuss, Phd ()
Date: June 25, 2020 01:08PM

Bob Fiost Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> H. W. Longfellow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I Speak In Rhyme All The Time Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No statues are nearby
> > >
> > > I have no other reason why
> > >
> > > Antifa fools gather round at ten to ten
> > >
> > > The smell of shit must draw them in
> >
> >
> > Less of a poet, more of an ass
> > Phoenix Online, you took a class
> > Covid symptoms: fever and cough
> > Now that your published, go jerk off
>
>
> Mentally slow, you key your words
> No good ideas, just a pile of turds
> We all read this crap each new day
> To us it's clear that you are quite gay


As posters go, you're full of shit
Upon your face we all would spit
So much saliva would feel like rain
Except for the fact you have no brain

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Dimsdale ()
Date: June 25, 2020 02:37PM

They are awaiting Spiny Norman, arch nemesis of Furman.
Attachments:
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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Wiseass ()
Date: June 25, 2020 07:13PM

Ted Seuss, Phd Wrote:
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> Bob Fiost Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > H. W. Longfellow Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I Speak In Rhyme All The Time Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > No statues are nearby
> > > >
> > > > I have no other reason why
> > > >
> > > > Antifa fools gather round at ten to ten
> > > >
> > > > The smell of shit must draw them in
> > >
> > >
> > > Less of a poet, more of an ass
> > > Phoenix Online, you took a class
> > > Covid symptoms: fever and cough
> > > Now that your published, go jerk off
> >
> >
> > Mentally slow, you key your words
> > No good ideas, just a pile of turds
> > We all read this crap each new day
> > To us it's clear that you are quite gay
>
>
> As posters go, you're full of shit
> Upon your face we all would spit
> So much saliva would feel like rain
> Except for the fact you have no brain


What's that odor? That stinky smell?
It must be you You reek like hell
Are you in jail or serving time?
Your English is a federal crime

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Freddie gray ()
Date: June 25, 2020 08:40PM

Wiseass Wrote:
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> Ted Seuss, Phd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bob Fiost Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > H. W. Longfellow Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I Speak In Rhyme All The Time Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > No statues are nearby
> > > > >
> > > > > I have no other reason why
> > > > >
> > > > > Antifa fools gather round at ten to ten
> > > > >
> > > > > The smell of shit must draw them in
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Less of a poet, more of an ass
> > > > Phoenix Online, you took a class
> > > > Covid symptoms: fever and cough
> > > > Now that your published, go jerk off
> > >
> > >
> > > Mentally slow, you key your words
> > > No good ideas, just a pile of turds
> > > We all read this crap each new day
> > > To us it's clear that you are quite gay
> >
> >
> > As posters go, you're full of shit
> > Upon your face we all would spit
> > So much saliva would feel like rain
> > Except for the fact you have no brain
>
>
> What's that odor? That stinky smell?
> It must be you You reek like hell
> Are you in jail or serving time?
> Your English is a federal crime


I went to school in ol charm city
The mayor back then was kind of shitty
I learned a lot about B N E
And the pigs they handed my ass to me

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Lake Titicaca ()
Date: June 26, 2020 01:10AM

Freddie gray Wrote:
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> Wiseass Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ted Seuss, Phd Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Bob Fiost Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > H. W. Longfellow Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I Speak In Rhyme All The Time Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > No statues are nearby
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I have no other reason why
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Antifa fools gather round at ten to ten
>
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The smell of shit must draw them in
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Less of a poet, more of an ass
> > > > > Phoenix Online, you took a class
> > > > > Covid symptoms: fever and cough
> > > > > Now that your published, go jerk off
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Mentally slow, you key your words
> > > > No good ideas, just a pile of turds
> > > > We all read this crap each new day
> > > > To us it's clear that you are quite gay
> > >
> > >
> > > As posters go, you're full of shit
> > > Upon your face we all would spit
> > > So much saliva would feel like rain
> > > Except for the fact you have no brain
> >
> >
> > What's that odor? That stinky smell?
> > It must be you You reek like hell
> > Are you in jail or serving time?
> > Your English is a federal crime
>
>
> I went to school in ol charm city
> The mayor back then was kind of shitty
> I learned a lot about B N E
> And the pigs they handed my ass to me


Your ass is broad your crack is long
When you fart it's like a song
The methane you toot in one hour
Would light up Fairfax with natural power

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Dick Wadsworth ()
Date: June 26, 2020 04:47AM

Lake Titicaca Wrote:
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> Freddie gray Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wiseass Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Ted Seuss, Phd Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Bob Fiost Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > H. W. Longfellow Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > I Speak In Rhyme All The Time Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > No statues are nearby
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I have no other reason why
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Antifa fools gather round at ten to
> ten
> >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The smell of shit must draw them in
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Less of a poet, more of an ass
> > > > > > Phoenix Online, you took a class
> > > > > > Covid symptoms: fever and cough
> > > > > > Now that your published, go jerk off
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Mentally slow, you key your words
> > > > > No good ideas, just a pile of turds
> > > > > We all read this crap each new day
> > > > > To us it's clear that you are quite gay
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > As posters go, you're full of shit
> > > > Upon your face we all would spit
> > > > So much saliva would feel like rain
> > > > Except for the fact you have no brain
> > >
> > >
> > > What's that odor? That stinky smell?
> > > It must be you You reek like hell
> > > Are you in jail or serving time?
> > > Your English is a federal crime
> >
> >
> > I went to school in ol charm city
> > The mayor back then was kind of shitty
> > I learned a lot about B N E
> > And the pigs they handed my ass to me
>
>
> Your ass is broad your crack is long
> When you fart it's like a song
> The methane you toot in one hour
> Would light up Fairfax with natural power

As I lay your fat wife onto her back
And shove my big black dong into her crack,
My knuckles turn white and her eyes begin bulging,
I came on her, and it's revolting

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Greaseman ()
Date: June 26, 2020 05:09AM


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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Emily Dickinsfun ()
Date: June 26, 2020 05:10AM

Dick Wadsworth Wrote:
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> Lake Titicaca Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Freddie gray Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Wiseass Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Ted Seuss, Phd Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Bob Fiost Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > H. W. Longfellow Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > I Speak In Rhyme All The Time Wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > > No statues are nearby
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I have no other reason why
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Antifa fools gather round at ten to
> > ten
> > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The smell of shit must draw them in
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Less of a poet, more of an ass
> > > > > > > Phoenix Online, you took a class
> > > > > > > Covid symptoms: fever and cough
> > > > > > > Now that your published, go jerk off
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Mentally slow, you key your words
> > > > > > No good ideas, just a pile of turds
> > > > > > We all read this crap each new day
> > > > > > To us it's clear that you are quite gay
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > As posters go, you're full of shit
> > > > > Upon your face we all would spit
> > > > > So much saliva would feel like rain
> > > > > Except for the fact you have no brain
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > What's that odor? That stinky smell?
> > > > It must be you You reek like hell
> > > > Are you in jail or serving time?
> > > > Your English is a federal crime
> > >
> > >
> > > I went to school in ol charm city
> > > The mayor back then was kind of shitty
> > > I learned a lot about B N E
> > > And the pigs they handed my ass to me
> >
> >
> > Your ass is broad your crack is long
> > When you fart it's like a song
> > The methane you toot in one hour
> > Would light up Fairfax with natural power
>
> As I lay your fat wife onto her back
> And shove my big black dong into her crack,
> My knuckles turn white and her eyes begin
> bulging,
> I came on her, and it's revolting

When I think of your mama,
Ohh boy do I get horny
Every time when she did me
She gave up her ass and made it nasty!!!!

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Fantom.Shitter ()
Date: June 26, 2020 08:31AM

Emily Dickinsfun Wrote:
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> Dick Wadsworth Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lake Titicaca Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Freddie gray Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Wiseass Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Ted Seuss, Phd Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Bob Fiost Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > H. W. Longfellow Wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > > I Speak In Rhyme All The Time
> Wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > > > No statues are nearby
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I have no other reason why
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Antifa fools gather round at ten
> to
> > > ten
> > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The smell of shit must draw them
> in
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Less of a poet, more of an ass
> > > > > > > > Phoenix Online, you took a class
> > > > > > > > Covid symptoms: fever and cough
> > > > > > > > Now that your published, go jerk
> off
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Mentally slow, you key your words
> > > > > > > No good ideas, just a pile of turds
> > > > > > > We all read this crap each new day
> > > > > > > To us it's clear that you are quite
> gay
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > As posters go, you're full of shit
> > > > > > Upon your face we all would spit
> > > > > > So much saliva would feel like rain
> > > > > > Except for the fact you have no brain
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > What's that odor? That stinky smell?
> > > > > It must be you You reek like hell
> > > > > Are you in jail or serving time?
> > > > > Your English is a federal crime
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > I went to school in ol charm city
> > > > The mayor back then was kind of shitty
> > > > I learned a lot about B N E
> > > > And the pigs they handed my ass to me
> > >
> > >
> > > Your ass is broad your crack is long
> > > When you fart it's like a song
> > > The methane you toot in one short hour
> > > Would light up Fairfax with lotsa power
> >
> >
> > As I lay your fat wife on her back
> > And shove my big black in her crack,
> > Knuckles turn white her eyes start bulgin
> > I came on her an it's super revoltin
> >
> >
> When I think of your mama,
> Ohh boy do I get horny
> Every time when she did me
> She gave up her ass and made it nasty!!!!


Check out the talent here in this thread
OMG oh yeah you'd be better off dead
Don't forget bout the freaks here in these halls
They pay you cash just to gnaw on your cock and balls

>

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: <0><0> ()
Date: June 26, 2020 09:15AM

You can't rhyme you stupid little fuck.
Guess your ass is just plain out of luck.
When you get to prison you'll be a little bitch.
Your ass be a hurtin' cause you made that switch.

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: jj baby ()
Date: June 26, 2020 02:09PM

You know Furman is a Democrat. He does not work he just steals from others.

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Coonman ()
Date: June 26, 2020 08:25PM

<0><0> Wrote:
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> You can't rhyme you stupid little fuck.
> Guess your ass is just plain out of luck.
> When you get to prison you'll be a little bitch.
> Your ass be a hurtin' cause you made that switch.


Holy shit your writing sucks
Good news is your spouse she fucks
She's fucked the guys with big ol logs
Now she's taking on all the local dogs!!

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: <0><0> ()
Date: June 26, 2020 09:50PM

You are pretty smart & you're very very quick
But I'm the guy who's slobbin knobs & gobblin down the dick
Gosh I turned the tables and you be like "That dude sucks!"
But methinks you the dude who luvs the super hot buttfucks!

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Coonman ()
Date: June 27, 2020 06:50AM

<0><0> Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You are pretty smart & you're very very quick
> But I'm the guy who's slobbin knobs & gobblin down
> the dick
> Gosh I turned the tables and you be like "That
> dude sucks!"
> But methinks you the dude who luvs the super hot
> buttfucks!


Yeah you should be proud of all the dick that you've done
It's clear you have enjoyed yoself and had shitloads of fun
You could be making money at Vienna's Glory Holes
Where everyday you'd have your choice a many hard manpoles

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Walt Whitless ()
Date: June 27, 2020 07:18AM

There was a young poet from Fairfax City
Who thought so much of himself, he got uppity
But a stroll on Fairfax Underground
And our young man has found
That he is not the only fish in the sea

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Ernest Hemmingay ()
Date: June 27, 2020 07:29AM

To all the poets on FFXU
I spend my days thinking of you
I like your style
I love your class
but most of all I wanna pound your ass

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Haiku Gayasa ()
Date: June 27, 2020 10:09AM

Poems on this site
Like jewels in garbabge pile
They overwhelmed me

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Langston Huge ()
Date: June 27, 2020 10:16AM

Yo there young man from Fairfax City
Last night I spilled some gin on my weenie
And just to be couth
I added some Vermouth
And slipped your mama a gin martini

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: I'm a poet. I didn't know it. ()
Date: June 27, 2020 01:30PM

While walking in the slum of Vienna
My pit bull suddenly got loose
It chased down a tiny white bitch
And was banging her at the caboose

And, lo, my pup was preoccupied
With the inevitable squirt from his nuts
Mattress Mike sidles up and says to me
"There's a sale. Try our Glory Hole sluts!"

VGH, if by chance, you missed it
Is a concern of risqué repute
A bunch of Vienna joy boys
Just work to make other guys shoot

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: <0><0> ()
Date: June 28, 2020 11:19AM

Even tho I'm strait this chance I wnot let pass
I gonna stick my 8 inch dick right into yore sweet ass
You'll groan & moan in pain and say I love it so
And then you'll turn to me & say "Fork over the fucking dough"


You a tramp & a ho

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: June 28, 2020 01:10PM

Obviously a militia called out to find and eradicate Furman. But he will prevail. He is smarter than the average bear and needs no assistance from the Fairfax County PD. He is fueled by his hunger for chicken McNuggets and they are his kryptonite.

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Observer of Events ()
Date: July 03, 2020 12:18AM

Tonight (Thursday) people and cars were at the same part of the Pan-Am shopping center parking lot. Probably many of the same people and cars.

This time I gassed up my car at the Safeway gas station. As I did that around 940 pm muscle cars were pulling out onto Nutley Street and zooming towards Lee Highway, apparently headed to I-66. Or towards Vienna for a late night mattress sale?

Most of the cars were quite loud. Maybe glass packs on their mufflers. A gearhead would know. All I know is that the cars were purposely made to make loud noise.

So it was all about the cars.

Although there is a McDonalds there, I don't think there is any statue of Ronald McDonald for them to pull down. Besides, the Antifa and BLM types pulling down statues don't drive muscle cars. They use Uber and Lyft and own bikes or Pruis.

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Ode to Vinnie ()
Date: July 03, 2020 12:42AM

In the slums of Vienna I was born and bred
Where I made my way, as a fag, giving head
I'd suck em real good, just the way they would like
In time they would call me Mr Mattress Mike!

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: The juice is loose ()
Date: July 03, 2020 12:56AM

My name is Sissie and I am a whore
You can make date with me when you see me at the store
I like to fuck normal and I'll take it up the ass
If you don't have cash you can pay with Speedpass

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: 48th & Yuma, NW DC ()
Date: July 03, 2020 01:23AM

Here I sit all broken-hearted
I came to shit but only farted
To you who read these words of wit
Please eat these tiny balls of shit

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Furry Poet ()
Date: July 03, 2020 05:53AM

I came to kill Furman
The stupid little rat
I don’t know if I can
Instead I fucked a cat

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Putty tat ()
Date: July 03, 2020 09:35AM

Clever little verse
You coulda done worse
When fuckin that kitty
Didja squeeze it's titty?

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Geezer ()
Date: July 03, 2020 12:30PM

You kids are whack
Keep coming back
Dum rhymes are dope
They give me hope

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Should I stay or should I go ()
Date: July 03, 2020 06:46PM

Yeah. So:

I be drinkin a beer to get a buzz I fear
This gurl in my mind, is makin me whack
She sweet and she sour, she got some kind of power
Make a sane man go nuts or make a train jump a track

If women was like men, then fuckin'd be no fun
It'd be like humping upon yer brother
I keep wondrin why this shit seems so new to me
I keep wantin to ask ma old mother

Mom'e she was sane, she'd decode this gurl for me
I don't think a guy would unnerstand
Why these women they be flippin ana makin me go trippin
I wanna bury my fuckin head in the sand


I'm on my third...I just can't see a 4th

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Mattress Mike ()
Date: July 03, 2020 09:24PM

When I was a mere lad
Vinnie Vienna used to scoff:
"There's a skeeter on my peter!"
"Whack it off! Whack it off!"

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Tommy Tapawingo ()
Date: July 03, 2020 10:44PM

Cottage Connie is a hag
She’s always on the rag
Mike Mattress is dreamy cute
I would like to drop a load in his poop chute

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Charlie Church ()
Date: July 03, 2020 11:47PM

In my room at the ol Wolftrap
I heard a knock upon the door
Then a voice says, "I am Maple Mitch"
"Can a guy become a whore?"

I'm no rabbi, imam or priest
But why's this dude askin that of me?
I said "it's up to you man, you decide."
"You want to be paid or, give it up for free?"

I opened the door, the guy came in
It looked like he had cum on his chin
"I don't know you!" I said to the man
"I'll give you a freebie. Let's begin."

So Maple Mitch he polished my knob
For round about one half hour
He looks up and says to me
"Would ya gimme a golden shower?"

Now I'm thinking this guy's a cop
And I'll be in dam big trouble
But I shot in Mitch's mouth & he sneers at me
"Shit. Now ya owe me double."

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Willie Warhawk ()
Date: July 04, 2020 07:55AM

Vienna boys are very nice
They give great head
Really good in bed
But Asian boys cum smells like rice

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Cottage Connie ()
Date: July 07, 2020 11:08PM

Vienna boys like circle jerks
They're especially fun for cash
Adahi Andy was a mischievous boy
Your balls he'd always smash.

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: I Speak In Rhyme .. ()
Date: July 08, 2020 12:10AM

>Here I sit all broken-hearted
>I came to shit but only farted
>To you who read these words of wit
>Please eat these tiny balls of shit

I do it all the time
I pity those who's poetic wit
Is only aroused by the smell of shit
I don't know those who you know
But I do know you'll vote for JOE

That means you are a Democrat
The same low blow as a stinking rat

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: okay sure ()
Date: July 08, 2020 09:01AM

Ya do what all the the time?
You've written a string of nonsense words
We know you by your rhyme
You are undoubtedly one of those Republiturds

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: The Founders In The Sky ()
Date: July 08, 2020 01:07PM

We the founders built it

It was great


Now Democrats destroy it

With their insane hate


They want to be commies

But there all wannabies


Democrats refuse to serve

Most of them have lost their nerve


Weakness and pandering are their traits

To seal all of our fates


All that really can be told

Is their shit is getting really old


The question that just must be asked

Is why do they act like a horses ass


Democrats hate America today

They think there is no other way


When the fires and flames come our way

Its Democrats who got their say


"We hate America We Hate You"

"The commies we love and not you"

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Troll.Mushbrain.ShortYellowBus ()
Date: July 08, 2020 02:37PM

Oh, the effort! Oh, the power!
You strained your brain for more than an hour!
To utter forth words dismissing
When ol' presidente's spent 3 years remissing.

You whine and cry bout Democrats hating
As hope for Republican glory is fading
Ya put in rhyme & ya put in verse
Re-election of Trunpz means America's worse

So drink from the punch bowl of Republican tears
Yall won't see the white house for another 12 years
Your party's in shambles, your policy's a wreck
Trunpz is a leader, a genius, and a Christian?? What the heck?!

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Demoncats ()
Date: July 08, 2020 11:28PM

Jojo Biden, you're their man
If Hilary couldn't do it, maybe you can!
Obama's waterboy he's really old
He's past his "use by" date I'm told

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Rhyme Times Over ()
Date: July 09, 2020 12:00AM

Gene Gene made a machine (The people of the USA by 2020 )

Jo Jo made it go (President Trump)

Then Joe the stupid Democrat dummy simply busted it all to pieces and gave it to the commies

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: FFXU Dick Move Assessor ()
Date: July 09, 2020 11:13AM

Dick move.

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Yall's a sarry bunch ()
Date: July 09, 2020 05:03PM

Just because my words is small
An' I cain't even spell
If ya don't like donald trump
You kin go take hell

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: okay sure ()
Date: July 09, 2020 09:23PM

My words are large, my party blue
I know some won't respect
When the vote comes in November
You know who I'll reject

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Covid Victim ()
Date: July 09, 2020 11:14PM

My virus was Covid my fever was high.
I was sure it would knock me off.
Ya may wonder from whom I caught the bug
Upon me a tard did cough.

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: JOE The Town Clown ()
Date: July 09, 2020 11:25PM

His Name Was Trump
He put Dems in the dump

He Came To DC Town
He Was Up Not Down

Then a tard named JOE
Stepped on his toe

And became the Town Clown

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Toed ya so ()
Date: July 10, 2020 09:15AM

Super Joe, he took the train
From Delaware he rode
Running down Republicans
His train it never slowed

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Oibrx ()
Date: July 10, 2020 09:22AM

Poor Joe
While on the go
he stubbed his toe
Trump kicked his ass
Joe's time has passed

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: RGB Superstar ()
Date: July 10, 2020 01:57PM

His train pulled into Washington town
The Supreme Court all a chatter
"Oh Justices, please, what is the word?"
"Hey Jojo, Black Lives Matter!"

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Chugalug Kavanaugh ()
Date: July 10, 2020 10:28PM

Ol Jojo couldn't believe his ears
(Has the court been smokin crack?!)
When Joe saw Bowser's street mural
He had a heart attack

While this is merely make-believe,
At times life mimics art.
If Joe should croak pre-election day,
Who'll the Dems ask to fill his part?

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Re: Gathering of People at Pan-Am Shopping Center 10 pm
Posted by: Joe Is The Puppet Of The Left ()
Date: July 10, 2020 11:11PM

Joe Is A Puppet Of The Left

If he's Potus there will be nothing left

Of the freedom we have known

It will all be gone like a stone

Dropped into a leftist sewer tank

A huge reason Democrats stank

The economy will be flat

Only a Democrat will like that

Jobs for Black and Spanish will be slim

Democrats will do them in

Never Vote for The Democrat

That's The Truth and the Truth is that

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