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I cought a bike thief!!
Posted by: Carlos ()
Date: April 23, 2010 04:22AM

This mutherfucker was in the act of stealing my lil bros bmx bike when I jumped up on his ass and tackled him. I held him until the police showed up and took him. Did anyone else had their bikes stolen from in front of they houses in Orleans or Village, cuz alot of people say they missin bikes. Peace.

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Re: I cought a bike thief!!
Posted by: ohsnap ()
Date: April 23, 2010 11:06AM

thats gangsta yo.

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Re: I cought a bike thief!!
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: April 23, 2010 11:09AM

lil J wouldda stomped yo muthafukin ass if u tried to stop her from takin yo muthafukin bro's muthafukin bike PEACE FOOOOOOOL

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Re: I cought a bike thief!!
Posted by: Deebo ()
Date: April 23, 2010 11:38AM

Dat's my bike

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Re: I cought a bike thief!!
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: April 23, 2010 11:42AM

Deebo Wrote:
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> Dat's my bike


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Re: I cought a bike thief!!
Posted by: ohsnap ()
Date: April 23, 2010 11:51AM

did you give the theif some butt sexorz while you were holding him down?

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Re: I cought a bike thief!!
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: April 23, 2010 01:30PM

I coughed all ova yer bike then I totally SNaazed on it 2! hit me up on my muthafuckin MYSPACE PAGE to see some pics knee-GRO!

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Re: I cought a bike thief!!
Posted by: Highlander ()
Date: April 23, 2010 01:36PM

Too bad you didn't catch a spelling book thief....

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Re: I cought a bike thief!!
Posted by: Ron Burgundy ()
Date: April 23, 2010 02:15PM

Ohhhhhhhhh!

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Re: I cought a bike thief!!
Posted by: ohsnap ()
Date: April 23, 2010 03:01PM

oh snap.

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Re: I cought a bike thief!!
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: April 23, 2010 03:48PM

You are super tuff mang!

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Re: I cought a bike thief!!
Posted by: Whobe ()
Date: April 23, 2010 06:05PM

Take it easy on Carlos he's only 13, still has 7 more years of High School to learn how to spell.

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Re: I cought a bike thief!!
Posted by: joetheblow ()
Date: April 23, 2010 06:30PM

You are a tough MOTHER FLOWER

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Re: I cought a bike thief!!
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: April 23, 2010 07:27PM

Highlander Wrote:
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> Too bad you didn't catch a spelling book thief....


I lold.

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Re: I cought a bike thief!!
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: April 23, 2010 08:36PM

After you beat him up, did you call amber lamps?

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Re: I cought a bike thief!!
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: April 24, 2010 12:28AM

One time I caught some fool trying to mess with my bike in front of Baskin Robbins. I walked outside and threw an ice cream cone at his ass, and he ran. Then I realized that I ruined my dessert in the process, so I hopped on the bike, caught up with him again, and then beat his ass for messing with my frozen treat. I smacked the punk around, until he bought me a new scoop of every flavor in that joint. Then I drop kicked his friend for simply being there.



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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: I cought a bike thief!!
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: April 24, 2010 02:17AM

That's a fine bullshit story. Would make for a good movie scene, too!

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