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What happens to all the old doggies
Posted by: woofy ()
Date: April 21, 2010 10:39AM

over the last few months i have noticed that all the dog walkers are walking puppies only on a very rare occasion do i see a mature dog out with its owner, and i have never seen a really old one.

WHAT HAPPENS TO THE OLD DOGS????

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Re: What happens to all the old doggies
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: April 21, 2010 10:41AM

What do you think?

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Re: What happens to all the old doggies
Posted by: woofy ()
Date: April 21, 2010 10:42AM

umm, korean restaurants, trading them in for newer models, or maybe just tying them against a tree and leaving them there.

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Re: What happens to all the old doggies
Posted by: Clobbersaurus ()
Date: April 21, 2010 10:47AM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> What do you think?
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Hahahahahahahaha

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Re: What happens to all the old doggies
Posted by: Sweeney Todd ()
Date: April 21, 2010 10:54AM

Following the 9/11 attacks, a lot of people rushed out to get "comfort doggies." That was nearly 9 years ago. Those cute little puppies are now older doggies that don't quite get out as much anymore. I'm referring to those that are still alive, anyway. You see, a lot of those dogs have died of disease, old age, coyotes, and budding serial killers. Others were left behind following home foreclosures. In some cases, forgetful owners would leave ol' Spot behind at an Orlando gas station, and not realize he was missing until they pulled into their Chicago cul-de-sac.

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Re: What happens to all the old doggies
Posted by: Tweeny Sodd ()
Date: April 21, 2010 10:57AM

i guessed so, why not get a gerbil, they only last for two years

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Re: What happens to all the old doggies
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: April 21, 2010 10:58AM

Tweeny Sodd Wrote:
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> i guessed so, why not get a gerbil, they only last
> for two years


Telling

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Re: What happens to all the old doggies
Posted by: Tweeny Sodd ()
Date: April 21, 2010 11:00AM

not as telling as someone whose name is Gonads

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Re: What happens to all the old doggies
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: April 21, 2010 11:00AM

They steal 90 minutes of your life that you will never, ever get back...

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Re: What happens to all the old doggies
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: April 21, 2010 11:21AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> They steal 90 minutes of your life that you will
> never, ever get back...
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Only if you go see the damn thing.

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Re: What happens to all the old doggies
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: April 21, 2010 11:24AM

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> > They steal 90 minutes of your life that you
> will
> > never, ever get back...
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> Only if you go see the damn thing.


I have kids. When I was a kid, my dad didn't talk to me for weeks at a time and nobody cared. Nowadays if I don't take my kids to see shit like this, I'm some kind of abusive monster.

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Re: What happens to all the old doggies
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: April 21, 2010 11:39AM

woofy Wrote:
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> over the last few months i have noticed that all
> the dog walkers are walking puppies only on a very
> rare occasion do i see a mature dog out with its
> owner, and i have never seen a really old one.
>
> WHAT HAPPENS TO THE OLD DOGS????



Just wait until Obamacare's death panels get started. You won't see any dogs anywhere!!!!

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: What happens to all the old doggies
Posted by: chickenlady ()
Date: April 21, 2010 11:52AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> > WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > > They steal 90 minutes of your life that you
> > will
> > > never, ever get back...
> > >
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> > Only if you go see the damn thing.
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> I have kids. When I was a kid, my dad didn't talk
> to me for weeks at a time and nobody cared.
> Nowadays if I don't take my kids to see shit like
> this, I'm some kind of abusive monster.

+1

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Re: What happens to all the old doggies
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 21, 2010 03:09PM

woofy Wrote:
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> over the last few months i have noticed that all
> the dog walkers are walking puppies only on a very
> rare occasion do i see a mature dog out with its
> owner, and i have never seen a really old one.
>
> WHAT HAPPENS TO THE OLD DOGS????
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Re: What happens to all the old doggies
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: April 21, 2010 11:26PM

Old Dogs are all players and macks. When a Puppy comes along, the Old Dog says "Screw the walks, you take the new punk outside yourself". Then they school the Puppy, and show them who's boss 24/7, all the while they kick back and watch Animal Planet, sipping a cold one, and eating the sandwich you just left on the counter before you realized the Puppy had to go outside really quickly.

This is how the "Old Dog" first views the puppy:



This is how the puppy views the "Old Dog":


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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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