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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Looking for a juicy strip club... been to Papermoon... which is meh... and Good Guys and Camelot dont let me touch the dancers, which makes me limp. Any ones in MD? Balto? Been to a few in West VA that were decent...
I found the West Va clubs a little more lax on the rules. The down side was the girls are sometimes a little rough. I recall one club a dancer had a black eye. Another had what appeared to be two C sections. The C sections just throw cold water on my crotch.
There's a nice one in dupont called "low hangers". You're literally allowed to cup the dancers' balls, full mouth contact, assless chaps as far as the eye can see.
Virginia strip clubs SUCK. Fill up your gas tank and head to Baltimore. Larry Flynt's Hustler club is....simply put, awesome. You won't regret the drive.