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What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: Loads of Empty Space In My Head ()
Date: May 17, 2020 03:58PM

I would Call mine DAJAX'S SLOP CHUTE with cheap beer and drinkers food cheesesteaks burgers tacos greasy wings battered fried fish and chips crab legs skrimps chili macs with dozens of sports TVs and Ice cold Fanta to cool the bongs to go, making for a pick up line " Wanna go to the slop chute" .."Ya YA I wanna go"!

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: Orange Ass Clown! ()
Date: May 17, 2020 04:15PM

I would call it ‘The Trunz Economic Failure Eatery’.

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: Hot Idea For Libtards ()
Date: May 17, 2020 04:34PM

"The Liberal Lizard Lounge "

Filled with ferns and pics of Democrats , New York pay toilets with screens and bars to force freeloaders to put the 6 quarters in , overpriced shitty low fat organic food rubbery shrimp fish and chicken , cucumber and watercress sandwiches , diet salads smothered with blue cheese dressing , watered down drinks , nasty high priced "craft brews" smug hipster young Democrat communists , homely ugly or overweight bitchy women in expensive lib retarded designer clothing and fake jewelry with garish makeup and aging over the hill Cougars waiting for fresh meat dropping names of lib political and business types artists authors and " The Kennedys Clintons and Obamas" , elitist stuck up liberal customers talking shit constantly about Trump at the bar, I would offer them armed guard escorts back to their cars as part of guns for the elites not for you Democrat policy . As tips from the lib cheapskates would be slim , I would only hire " unauthorized immigrants" who also qualify for 1200 dollar "Hero" checks from Nancy to make up for it

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: Patience ()
Date: May 17, 2020 04:36PM

I'd probably do a simple soup, sammich, salad place. Keep it simple. No idea on the name.

There won't be good spaces available for at least a year. It'll take a while for commercial real estate prices to drop in half. Even the court houses aren't open for foreclosures yet.

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: The Liberal Lizard Lounge ()
Date: May 17, 2020 04:55PM

House Drinks

"Orange Man Bad " Good Shot of ice cold Johnny Walker Blue $50 delicious! Ordered only by Republicans who are forced to come by the boss or else

Then the " Libtard " $ 8 A concoction of orange juice limes tomatos garlic onions hot Spanish peppers and clam juice with Old English 800 malt liquior and cheap house vodka then a shot of the cheapest Korean squid sauce at H Mart and sesamee oil fermented for three days served warm

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: Cuck Cod ()
Date: May 17, 2020 04:59PM

"Arthur Treachers" I'd pay a bundle for the name and make millions selling crisp battered fried fish and chips

With all the Free Advertising here on Fairfax Underground!

What say you Sir Harry Haddock !

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: Barf Bags To Go ()
Date: May 17, 2020 05:02PM

Only 5 bucks at The Liberal Lizard Lounge free to those who order the "Libtard"

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: Newest House Drink In Works ()
Date: May 17, 2020 05:05PM

Need real recipes that can be served for The Liberal Lizard Lounges new drink "Orange Ass Clown"

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: Good Times ()
Date: May 17, 2020 05:14PM

McDowell's. Home of the Bigger Nigger burger. May special: 2 piece fried Chicken and Watermelon $3.99. Also, Get you an ice cold Mc40 malt liquor, in a cup with a straw, for only $1.99. Yo, release your inner Nigger.Bring yo bitches an Ho's + little nappy's an get yo grub on. Nose what I bee sayin.

EBT accepted. McDowell's a full service Nigger owned company (a divison of Triffling, lazy assed Nigger LLC) Burgers/Chicken/Head Shop/ Pawn Shop/Bail Bonds.

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: Dan Demographics ()
Date: May 17, 2020 05:37PM

Hispanics are the fastest growing population in this area, so I think a Hispanic restaurant would be the best place to open. I will
call it Enricos Enchiladas.

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: Weed Lounge And Laundry ()
Date: May 17, 2020 07:38PM

Weed and Suds

New concept for Libtard regions, self service laundry facilities with a weed lounge offering kind buds pipes bongs papers posters of Che Mao Lenin FIdel Obama Bernie and other communists, serving lattes espresso coffee tea weed brownies and other weed edibles for munchies Jack In The Box Tacos Breakfast Jacks and various 40 oz varieties of cheap beer for those who smoke drink and like to piss in the wind EBT cards accepted food stamps also , concept will be legal by the time the economy fully recovers in about 4 1/2 years , 50 to Never if another Dem gets into the White House and Dems take both houses of congress

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: k6nfu ()
Date: May 23, 2020 10:03PM

How about a Twin Peaks franchise?

https://twinpeaksrestaurant.com/

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: I Can See Why They Call It ()
Date: May 23, 2020 11:01PM

" Twin Peaks " That would be a most welcomed addition to lifeless Fairfax

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: twin peaks is crap ()
Date: May 24, 2020 06:52AM

I Can See Why They Call It Wrote:
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> " Twin Peaks " That would be a most welcomed
> addition to lifeless Fairfax


It’s in the same tired league as Hooters or Applebee’s. We’re not missing anything.

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: Will ()
Date: July 20, 2020 06:29PM

The name of restaurant will be Black Rabbit and it will be based more on steaks. In main menu you will be able to see every kind of steak of course is very important to cook good garnish ( french fries should be very tasty because it is the most popular garnish). Also a popular trend now are burgers and salads (I know that they was a popular meal in past but now people re ordering them more then usually) For owners of restaurant or people who cook food, I can recommend cheap and good Crepe Pans, it is very important to have a good one, then you will understand the difference of cooked food.

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: The Bill At The Lizard Lounge ()
Date: July 20, 2020 09:08PM

>The Liberal Lizard Lounge "

Filled with ferns and pics of Democrats , New York pay toilets with screens and bars to force freeloaders to put the 6 quarters in , overpriced shitty low fat organic food rubbery shrimp fish and chicken , cucumber and watercress sandwiches , diet salads smothered with blue cheese dressing , watered down drinks , nasty high priced "craft brews" smug hipster young Democrat communists , homely ugly or overweight bitchy women in expensive lib retarded designer clothing and fake jewelry with garish makeup and aging over the hill Cougars waiting for fresh meat dropping names of lib political and business types artists authors and " The Kennedys Clintons and Obamas" , elitist stuck up liberal customers talking shit constantly about Trump at the bar, I would offer them armed guard escorts back to their cars as part of guns for the elites not for you Democrat policy . As tips from the lib cheapskates would be slim , I would only hire " unauthorized immigrants" who also qualify for 1200 dollar "Hero" checks from Nancy to make up for it
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When the bill comes it will have state sales tax Fairfax food tax Obamacare tax global warming tax illegals' health care and pension tax owners business license tax liability insurance tax, stomach pump tax a 25% gratuity and a 10 % donation to the DNC in the name of the farthest left Democrat that month in congress giving AOC a great boost and many other copycats that want the cash

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: Cheap Food Drinkers Food ()
Date: July 20, 2020 10:08PM

Like this At DAJAX'S SLOP CHUTE Or just plain DAJAX'S SHACK
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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: Hoovyendy ()
Date: July 27, 2020 11:13AM

Will Wrote:
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> The name of restaurant will be Black Rabbit and it
> will be based more on steaks. In main menu you
> will be able to see every kind of steak of course
> is very important to cook good garnish ( french
> fries should be very tasty because it is the most
> popular garnish). Also a popular trend now are
> burgers and salads (I know that they was a popular
> meal in past but now people re ordering them more
> then usually) For owners of restaurant or people
> who cook food, I can recommend cheap and good Crepe Pans, it is very important
> to have a good one, then you will understand the
> difference of cooked food.

My friend was just looking for this information. Thanks



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/27/2020 11:13AM by Hoovyendy.

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: mmmmmmahhhhdiiii ()
Date: July 27, 2020 11:18AM

unlike some of you, om trying to stop the spread of covid, not just putting on a gay boy mask and prancing around looking stupid...thats why eye haven't eaten junk food in well over a decade

so eye would start a restraunt that specialized in mucus free foods and the best options for mucus lean foods

no soy....no white rice...none of that bullshit that vegans eat

eye would call it "mucus free"

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: All Lives Matter Soul Cafe ()
Date: July 27, 2020 04:00PM

Serving chitlins boiled pigs ears rice and okra corn bread hominy grits fat back greens hog meats fried chicken watermelon smothered pork chops in gravy fried potatoes and onions waffles spoon bread sausage bacon scrapple eggs hot biscuits with butter and honey fried corn mush skrimps fried fish steamed crabs and gumbo
All cooked by southern chef DAJAX and dammed good

The house drink is the Molotov Cocktail

The house beers are Schlitz Malt Liquior Bull and Old English 800 in 40's and Natural Light

The house wines are Richards Wild Irish Rose , Ripple when available

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: Jeorge H Waters ()
Date: July 30, 2020 05:17AM

Hi everyone. You have here very interestingly all written. If you like to cook then I would like to advise you to use one site that gives a review on the knife for cakes and pies. I read about the best cake knife on the site and to be honest before that I have never steamed at the expense of knives in principle but after reading the information about this I wanted to buy one.

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: Kelly0012 ()
Date: August 14, 2020 05:49AM

Margins in the restaurant industry are notoriously small. Like tiny, actually. For reference, margins for banking, accounting, and legal services come in around 18–25%, healthcare 12-15%, and software 15–25%. Restaurants? 3–9%. Ya, like single digit. These razor thin profit margins have left restaurants with zero reserves. So when a crisis hits (like right now), they are pretty much screwed. Restaurant owners’ only options are to swallow their pride, beg, and hope for help — or throw in the proverbial dish towel. Did you realize how many restaurants don’t even have one months rent in the bank? It’s bananas! So, why are the margins so bad anyway? Well, it starts with the fact that the industry as a whole shot itself in the foot when it started competing on price. See, it wasn’t always this way — margins used to be double, if not triple, what they are now. But for the past couple decades, while menu prices should have been rising to keep up with things like inflation and rapidly increasing rent, price wars instead drove them down ($1 value meal anyone?). All this eroded margins til restaurants were left with nothing but bread crumbs. This failure to manage expectations has simultaneously obliterated margins, all the while skewing and reinforcing our perception of what food should cost.

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: I Have Got A Bunch Of Good Names ()
Date: August 15, 2020 12:47AM

All of which would go over well in liberal NOVA MD and DC with all the Democrats here just guess who would be the customers of each place where fried chicken would be served with watermelon and one place where choking chicken is the house specialty as its dark inside and foot long sausages will be in hot demand
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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: Black.Snake.Moan ()
Date: August 15, 2020 05:58AM

Flavors of Negro?

That sounds like a cannibalistic place...

Post a menu

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: Fried Chicken Fight ()
Date: August 16, 2020 01:26PM

I bet the fried chicken sandwich at Uncle Toms has created more food fights then Popeyes in PG

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Re: What Would Your Restaurants Name Be What Food Would You Serve ? There Will Be Many Good Spaces Available
Posted by: Flavors Of Negros ()
Date: August 16, 2020 08:15PM

Food they serve. The name would go great at Springfield Malls food court or Potomac Mills
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