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What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Nekomancy ()
Date: May 03, 2020 12:52PM

I’m gonna rate and judge the porn that you fap to. If it’s bad shit, well than that shows that you have bad character and you should be judged as such.

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Fhshsk ()
Date: May 03, 2020 12:57PM

It’s weird that you ask this and want to do this.

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: gerry not logged in ()
Date: May 03, 2020 01:08PM

I think all of you know what has me rubbing my vienna sausage between my fingers all the time.

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Because You Asked ()
Date: May 03, 2020 08:24PM

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Had to be said ()
Date: May 03, 2020 09:48PM

Your mom.

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Cumbot ()
Date: May 03, 2020 10:53PM

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: pornhub 69 ()
Date: May 03, 2020 10:54PM

I love this sexy little slut Liza Rowe. She will you hard right away. Keep the kleenex close by when watching her.
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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Gerrys cousin ()
Date: May 03, 2020 10:59PM

Goat porn

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: green fap ()
Date: May 03, 2020 11:10PM

Greta Thunberg photoshop nudes

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: ETPJF ()
Date: May 03, 2020 11:51PM

pornhub 69 Wrote:
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> Keep the kleenex close by
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Why? I just cum in my big sister's panties then I eat it. No need for Kleenex.

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: HHVKU ()
Date: May 03, 2020 11:51PM

Black MILF/White boy

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Gay Gus ()
Date: May 04, 2020 12:00AM

Pics of sexy Joe Biden.

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: X-Dress sissy ()
Date: May 04, 2020 12:02AM

Women forcing men to cross dress then spanking them.

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: JYGJC ()
Date: May 04, 2020 12:03AM

Strapon Sissies

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Am I gonna cry? ()
Date: May 04, 2020 12:15AM

pornhub 69 Wrote:
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> Keep the kleenex close by
> when watching her.


Am I gonna be crying?

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Greta ()
Date: May 04, 2020 07:27AM

green fap Wrote:
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> Greta Thunberg photoshop nudes
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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: ohyeah8 ()
Date: May 04, 2020 02:45PM

This one, all night long!
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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Gretchen ()
Date: May 04, 2020 02:52PM

Gretchen Whitmer needs to “get it.”

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Eager Lad ()
Date: May 04, 2020 07:45PM

Pics of young lads

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Djshbs ()
Date: May 04, 2020 08:56PM

Why do you want to do this? And why would I give a fuck about your opinion?

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: vj7mx ()
Date: May 04, 2020 10:48PM

Saved By The Bell

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Cumquat ()
Date: May 04, 2020 11:17PM

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Pupusas ()
Date: May 05, 2020 02:12AM

Pussy
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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: bc naa ()
Date: May 05, 2020 02:44PM

I beat off to superior white males running a train on a nigger. Pissing on her, making her eat their asses, etc.

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Joe_Biden ()
Date: May 05, 2020 08:51PM

Black pussy. Can’t wait to pick my VP! She will be big and black!

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: XNHBK ()
Date: May 06, 2020 12:31AM

Strict Headmistress caning naughty schoolboys on their bare bottom.

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Up her ass ()
Date: May 06, 2020 02:07AM

ohyeah8 Wrote:
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> This one, all night long!


I want to be shrunk so small I could be put up her ass and live there. I'd wipe my dick on her anal walls for my sex with her inside of her.

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: FMKDH ()
Date: May 06, 2020 12:18PM

Eating period pussy

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: aishah ()
Date: May 07, 2020 05:54PM

Aishah Hasnie!
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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Joe_Biden ()
Date: May 07, 2020 11:54PM

My dead son’s widow rubbing my hairy legs.

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: emilycum ()
Date: May 08, 2020 10:37PM

Emily Compagno!!
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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: hairybarry ()
Date: May 09, 2020 07:18PM

My wife 25 years ago.
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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Antiasshat. ()
Date: May 12, 2020 06:12PM

^^^ Damn, the last time I saw a bush that thick was on a picture of Sasquatch. If that’s what she looked like in 1995 I’d hate to see her now

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: harrybarry ()
Date: May 13, 2020 09:05AM

I like hairy, but it looks much more hairy in the picture than it actually was. and she actually has gotten much less hairy as she has aged. Google it.. I think it is fairly common. It really made me hot back in the day for others to j/o to her pictures. Would show them to guys at the old XXX peeps in DC..Turned me on to see them getting turned on and getting off to my naked wife. I have a fantasy now (and believe me it is a fantasy) of seeing her get done hard by a young guy with a fat granny fetish .

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: inher50s ()
Date: May 14, 2020 06:40PM

Boner time, LAW!
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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: YPX3E ()
Date: May 15, 2020 01:29AM

Cross dressers jacking off in lingerie then eating their cum

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Sounds delightful ()
Date: May 15, 2020 04:48AM

Where is it found?

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Gerry Connolly ()
Date: May 15, 2020 07:57AM

Nancy Pelosi in a string bikini.

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: goodgolly ()
Date: May 17, 2020 10:01AM

Check out these dimples!
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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Get on your bikes and ride ()
Date: May 17, 2020 10:19AM

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Lynn ()
Date: May 17, 2020 12:59PM


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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Eesh G Rated ()
Date: May 17, 2020 01:50PM

Danica Roem.

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Fester ()
Date: May 17, 2020 01:52PM

Nicole Lovejoy.

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: DavidDodd ()
Date: May 17, 2020 03:50PM

Nice topic
Yes, I did

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: moremoremore ()
Date: May 18, 2020 11:55AM

How do you like it!?
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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Ahsum ()
Date: May 19, 2020 02:56AM

^^Id suck it and let the jewce flow into my mouf, then I'd eat her butt bang her and eat again.

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: wellthen ()
Date: May 19, 2020 10:30PM

Well, that was graphic, call me!

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Harry Twatter ()
Date: May 20, 2020 05:30AM

Socks mate for life.

Think of all the lonely socks out there who will never see their mate again.
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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: rimmount ()
Date: May 21, 2020 10:55AM

I have been spanking my monkey to this for decades!
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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Perfect tits ()
Date: May 21, 2020 08:53PM

Beautiful tits. I got a hard on. Oh shit where is my cleenex. My room smells like cum now.

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Brad Hamilton ()
Date: May 21, 2020 09:23PM

After all these years I still beat my meat to Phoebe and her luscious tits. Fuck All American Burger!

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Antiasswipe ()
Date: May 22, 2020 06:47AM

Never Been Laid. Wrote:
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> ^^^ Damn, the last time I saw a bush that thick
> was on a picture of Sasquatch. If that’s what
> she looked like in 1995 I’d hate to see her now


So, you jerk off to Sasquatch?

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Timmy Kaine ()
Date: May 22, 2020 10:42AM

Altar boys

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Ralphie Northam ()
Date: May 22, 2020 11:00AM

Ghetto boys

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Farkus ()
Date: May 22, 2020 12:26PM

Careful Ralphie. You'll shoot you eye out.

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: octotentacle ()
Date: May 22, 2020 02:44PM

you people are weird. what ever happened to good ole monster rape hentai?

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Justin Fairfax ()
Date: May 22, 2020 03:47PM

The fact that you could rape a couple of women and still get elected Lieutenant Governor in Virginia as long as you're a Black and Democrat like me!

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Coonman ()
Date: May 22, 2020 07:46PM

I masturbate to the sight of a burning cross. Never fails to give me an erection.

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: donaldssperm ()
Date: May 24, 2020 09:22AM

I love you Ivonka!
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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Ivanka Fan ()
Date: May 24, 2020 11:56AM

Make fun of her all you want, but there are only two types of guys who wouldn’t love to give Ivanka a tongue bath followed up by a high hard one: fags and dead men. If you say you wouldn’t, obviously you aren’t dead so that puts you squarely in the fag camp

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: harrybarry ()
Date: May 26, 2020 08:08AM

I don't mind hairy at all, but i wouldn't turn down one with sparse hair or even shaved.. although i do not like the look of shaved and it is creepy because it can make it look as if they are not a woman yet. And shaved is definately not a good look on older or maybe women with a few extra pounds. On the other hand, If you met a woman you liked was hot in the sack and you lowered her panties and saw a hairy (natural) pussy and took off, You are well on your way to being a catcher. back in the day the ideal was what we called a disco bush.. let all the hair grow you can up top.. just shave where we will lick and stick...

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: iluvtulsi ()
Date: May 28, 2020 09:51AM

It used to be Ivonka, now it is Tulsi, meow!
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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Tulsa’s Nipples ()
Date: May 28, 2020 10:35AM

Tulsi is hot. Look at those nipples. I’d lick them into submission
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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: Recognizer ()
Date: May 28, 2020 02:18PM

iluvtulsi Wrote:
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> It used to be Ivonka, now it is Tulsi, meow!


That's Padma Lakshmi!

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Re: What do you masturbate to these days?
Posted by: BigDaddy ()
Date: May 28, 2020 08:00PM


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