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Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: Fat ass mofo ()
Date: April 11, 2020 12:48PM

I need to lose weight.

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Posted by: Skinny Sam ()
Date: April 11, 2020 01:15PM

Eat less

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Posted by: KETO IN BORO ()
Date: April 11, 2020 01:46PM

Keto

Keto

Keto

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Posted by: zika carrier ()
Date: April 11, 2020 04:22PM

I lose about 3 lbs every time my boner goes down.

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Posted by: KM3VU ()
Date: April 11, 2020 04:54PM

Eat less and eat better, and exercise. Any exercise better than doing nothing.

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Posted by: No keto ()
Date: April 11, 2020 05:09PM

KETO IN BORO Wrote:
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> Keto
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> Keto
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> Keto


Keto is BS. You'll have heart disease by 40.

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: AlexHoole ()
Date: May 02, 2020 07:52AM

Loss weight it porbably the biggest dream of the majority of us. I am coach in gym and can say that this question 'how to lose weight' is very common. I know how it is hard to lose weight and start regularly work, but if you want to get permanent result it is necessary. i can reccomend you to get online fitness program and to enjoy your life. When you get visual plan and advice from qualificated people to healthy food and sport become lifestyle. There a lot of tasty food and exercises which you can do exactly in your house without any equipment.

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Posted by: Are you trying to kill people? ()
Date: May 02, 2020 09:29AM

KETO IN BORO Wrote:
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> Keto
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> Keto


Keto is a scam. Keto will do more harm to your body than being obese.

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: ^^^ LOLOLOL^^^ ()
Date: May 02, 2020 09:57AM

^^^retardo^^^

Take your Vraylar and Abilify cuz you're being delusional.

Stop wasting our time, bitch.

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: Vave ()
Date: May 02, 2020 11:34AM

AlexHoole Wrote:
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> Loss weight it porbably the biggest dream of the
> majority of us. I am coach in gym and can say that
> this question 'how to lose weight' is very common.
> I know how it is hard to lose weight and start
> regularly work, but if you want to get permanent
> result it is necessary. i can reccomend you href="https://www.modernfit.com">to get online
> fitness program
and to enjoy your life. When
> you get visual plan and advice from qualificated
> people to healthy food and sport become lifestyle.
> There a lot of tasty food and exercises which you
> can do exactly in your house without any
> equipment.



My friend was just looking for this information. Thanks

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: Stop Drinking Beer Eat Less ()
Date: May 02, 2020 12:02PM

Get off your lazy ass and work . Works every time or ...walk it off lazy bums!... Walk to the Mexican border and keep heading south

DAJAX When it comes to losing weight life is not fair to the fat ladies

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: Big Al ()
Date: May 02, 2020 12:21PM

>> I need to lose weight.

Have sex with your spouse.

(calorie loss) / activity
(600) / missionary complete
(100) / kiss your spouse all over
(2) / pucker your lips, lie on your back, and let your spouse move all over your face

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: _Tarlton_ ()
Date: May 02, 2020 12:35PM

Fasting is good for losing weight as well as regulating your blood-sugar levels. I fasted for a week, subsisting on nothing but coffee and water and lost 7 pounds.

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: Surgical Weight Loss ()
Date: May 04, 2020 10:38PM

This may not be for everyone.

If you need to lose 10-20 pounds, the clinic I go to will help you through surgery. Not gastric stuff, no. They'll put you under and hacksaw off the arm you say you don't need thereby taking 10-20 pounds off at once

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: Light in the loafers ()
Date: May 04, 2020 10:50PM

I lost 10 pounds in a week having sex with the bbc every night.

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Posted by: I Worked With This Foreign Dude ()
Date: May 04, 2020 10:59PM

He was into fasting, until he got his long hair caught in a machine as he fell out one day without food for 4 days

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: Away go the chips ()
Date: May 04, 2020 11:01PM

I’m down four pounds the last two weeks and in a moment of lacking discipline laid down to watch tv and eat chezits. Then I see this thread making me feel guilty.

I’ve been having success getting outside a few times a day mainly to run, eating boring food, and looking at pinterest. The latter mainly just shows me pictures of people in much better shape than me making me more motivated to find my abs.

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Posted by: Meade is the Man ()
Date: May 05, 2020 12:14AM

Meade Skelton is an expert on weight loss. Watch his Youtube videos and livestreams will help you get motivated.

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: Inconvenient ()
Date: May 05, 2020 04:57AM

Surgical Weight Loss Wrote:
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> This may not be for everyone.
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> If you need to lose 10-20 pounds, the clinic I go
> to will help you through surgery. Not gastric
> stuff, no. They'll put you under and hacksaw off
> the arm you say you don't need thereby taking
> 10-20 pounds off at once


I tried this. You figure: 1) handicap parking, sympathy discounts, laughs, getting out of doing lots of stuffun you didn't really ever want to do. Lots of benefits plus weight loss. Yeah
you're down an arm, but the benefits outweigh the cost! Try it!

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: Esend ()
Date: November 05, 2020 01:28AM

I had gallbladder issues for years, misdiagnosed, before t2 diagnosis and low carb. Ultimately the gallbladder stores and concentrates bile to digest fat. If it doesn’t get used much, eg on a low fat diet, gallstones form from the uncirculated sludge. Introducing fat causes the bladder to work as designed and contract and if stones are present they get squeezed too and pain results and possibly stones stuck in duct https://realweighttraining.com/5-common-mistakes-made-by-new-lifters . All = pain. Sadly too many drs blame this pain on the fat in diets rather than realising this is just the trigger for preexisting problems to disclose themselves.
There are drugs and procedures that can break down stones but drs don’t use them because they are slow and they assume the stones will just reform because they don’t believe the original cause will be addressed (partly because they don’t understand what the cause is and partly because they don’t believe people will change their lifestyle). I only understood all this too late for me to force this option for myself.

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: truth teller 34 ()
Date: November 07, 2020 02:39PM

Gastric surgery

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: Simon55 ()
Date: November 08, 2020 12:08PM

Hi everyone. I also have a very complicated relationship with food, but I came up with a way to deal with it. I made the following rule for myself: do not eat absolutely anything after 8 PM. If I cheat, I do penalty squats. Of course, I soon got tired of it, my knees started to hurt because of the load, and I canceled the squats. As it turned out, sports don't suit me. I almost fell into despair, envying my thin friends. I decided to try the last way to lose weight is Ultimate Light, which I've heard a lot about and decided to try. I took a free trial for myself and then bought the thing from them. They have the best discounts on lipo LED units. After 10 days, I already saw the effect, lost some weight, and my knees stopped hurting.

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: Keto Marathoner ()
Date: November 08, 2020 11:56PM

Keto fucking works.

I run faster on fat than I ever did on carbs.

Enjoy your diabetes, high blood pressure, dental extractions and ugly prescription side effects!

Sugars are addictive and bad for you.

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: the general mahdii ()
Date: November 09, 2020 01:23AM

you can lose weight on keto....but you can also lose weight with AIDS...doesn't mean its good

Arnold Ehret's Mucusless Diet Healing System is the way to go

cleaning foods=sweet fruit, medicinal herbs, sea veggies, squash, roots

these foods, particularly fruit, herbs and sea veggies foster regeneration in the body

the problem with keto is you never give your body a chance to cleanse

it'll catch up to you eventually....you'll notice keto folks have those keto racoon eyes usually

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Posted by: I lost fifty pounds in one month ()
Date: November 09, 2020 01:44AM

Every day, twenty OZs of bleach with a splash of orange juice. Worked for me.
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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: not only that... ()
Date: November 09, 2020 08:09AM

I mixed bleach/grape juice with the cleanse diet.
I lost weight alright, but I been seen chemtrails erywhere an it won't stop.
I mighta done better on keto.

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: Smorko ()
Date: November 15, 2020 04:44PM

Not a bad idea...

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: Nonan ()
Date: November 15, 2020 04:45PM

Simon55 Wrote:
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> Hi everyone. I also have a very complicated
> relationship with food, but I came up with a way
> to deal with it. I made the following rule for
> myself: do not eat absolutely anything after 8 PM.
> If I cheat, I do penalty squats. Of course, I soon
> got tired of it, my knees started to hurt because
> of the load, and I canceled the squats. As it
> turned out, sports don't suit me. I almost fell
> into despair, envying my thin friends. I decided
> to try the last way to lose weight is Ultimate
> Light, which I've heard a lot about and decided to
> try. I took a free trial for myself and then
> bought the thing from them. They have the href=http://www.ultimatelightpro.com>best
> discounts on lipo LED units
. After 10 days, I
> already saw the effect, lost some weight, and my
> knees stopped hurting.


This might really work.

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: Kollie ()
Date: December 02, 2020 04:37AM

Hi there! What do you think about taking some weight loss pills, by the way? I like those from Weight loss medication for example, and I think you might find them helpful to you as well. Good luck with it, hope I was helpful to you guys here :)

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: YWWKY ()
Date: December 05, 2020 08:30AM

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Posted by: PCHYY ()
Date: December 05, 2020 09:41PM

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Posted by: MUHH7 ()
Date: December 06, 2020 02:31PM

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Posted by: U743E ()
Date: December 06, 2020 06:10PM

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: LuceyBaggio ()
Date: December 17, 2020 03:53PM

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Posted by: David Fincher ()
Date: January 31, 2021 03:43PM

I prefer competent weight loss. I had to sign up for many courses and go to different nutritionists to find my ideal diet. I found an interesting blog www.cavemandietblog.com about the Paleo diet. In a month I have already lost 5 kilograms and I am happy with the result

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: Opelord111 ()
Date: December 17, 2021 10:32AM

There is the Japanese Diet. The menu of this diet is very detailed for all 13 days. There is almost always a cup of coffee for breakfast with or without breadcrumbs. Lunches and dinners are varied and involve portions of meat, boiled or fried fish, raw and boiled vegetables seasoned with oil, kefir, eggs, tomato juice. Sugar and alcohol, pastry, and confectionery products are strictly forbidden. All dishes are cooked and eaten without salt. Otherwise, as the diet authors say, it simply will not work. But are you ready for the challenge? When I found out about Private Gastric Band Surgery, I thought it was much easier than working out and dieting.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/23/2021 01:59PM by Opelord111.

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: ultimate ()
Date: May 06, 2022 10:05AM

If you desire to lose weight, you should visit a spa or salon. Because many industries in the United States are best suited to eliminate body fat on their clients' bodies by utilizing the Ultimate Light product in their processes. After a few months of therapy, you will see the results of this Ultimate Light supplement's ability to reduce your body fat.

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Re: Best weight loss ideas
Posted by: Because You Asked ()
Date: May 13, 2022 05:36PM

Divorce the fat cunt and free yourself of an unwanted 275 lbs

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Posted by: Siropgudd ()
Date: May 16, 2022 04:11AM

Losing weight by going to a spa salon is a good idea and efficient, but it is too costly. The best way to lose weight is to go to the gym regularly and have a healthy diet with all the necessary vitamins. I was able to lose about twenty kilograms following these rules. I have a weight scale from vont.com, and I was checking my weight every morning, and I was very happy when I noticed some results. It motivated me to follow these rules so I could lose more and more weight until I got the results I wanted.
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