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If you don’t need to go to the bank stay the fuck home
Posted by:
Peacock James
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Date: April 06, 2020 10:14PM
I’m an essential 18 yo teller and I’ve just about had it with you old farts. Why the fuck are you ass wipes still showing up to the bank with dishwashing gloves and a surgical masks, only to complain to me why the lobby isn’t open? Why do you think it’s closed you old hag? Maybe it’s the same reason your ass is wearing that surgical mask? Oh and what did you risk your life? To deposit a $5.94 rebate check when you already have 40k in your account? Not to mention the drive thru is completely backed up because you old fucks can’t seem to do what you’re supposed to do and sit your old ass at home. End rant.
Re: If you don’t need to go to the bank stay the fuck home
Posted by:
Proctor N. Gamble
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Date: April 06, 2020 11:45PM
How about some tasty Tide-pods, you'll feel better!
Re: If you don’t need to go to the bank stay the fuck home
Posted by:
Grazillionare
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Date: April 07, 2020 12:14AM
What loser actually goes into a bank anymore? Everything can be done online.
Re: If you don’t need to go to the bank stay the fuck home
Posted by:
Oh wise one
()
Date: April 07, 2020 12:18AM
Grazillionare Wrote:
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> What loser actually goes into a bank anymore?
> Everything can be done online.
Please tell me how to deposit money online
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> What loser actually goes into a bank anymore?
> Everything can be done online.
Please tell me how to deposit money online
Re: If you don’t need to go to the bank stay the fuck home
Posted by:
walli
()
Date: April 07, 2020 01:38AM
Peacock James Wrote:
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> I’m an essential 18 yo teller and I’ve just
> about had it with you old farts. Why the fuck are
> you ass wipes still showing up to the bank with
> dishwashing gloves and a surgical masks, only to
> complain to me why the lobby isn’t open? Why do
> you think it’s closed you old hag? Maybe it’s
> the same reason your ass is wearing that surgical
> mask? Oh and what did you risk your life? To
> deposit a $5.94 rebate check when you already have
> 40k in your account? Not to mention the drive thru
> is completely backed up because you old fucks
> can’t seem to do what you’re supposed to do
> and sit your old ass at home. End rant.
You know, if customers weren't still coming to your bank your ass would be sitting at home collecting your little unemployment check. Be grateful you still have a job.
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> I’m an essential 18 yo teller and I’ve just
> about had it with you old farts. Why the fuck are
> you ass wipes still showing up to the bank with
> dishwashing gloves and a surgical masks, only to
> complain to me why the lobby isn’t open? Why do
> you think it’s closed you old hag? Maybe it’s
> the same reason your ass is wearing that surgical
> mask? Oh and what did you risk your life? To
> deposit a $5.94 rebate check when you already have
> 40k in your account? Not to mention the drive thru
> is completely backed up because you old fucks
> can’t seem to do what you’re supposed to do
> and sit your old ass at home. End rant.
You know, if customers weren't still coming to your bank your ass would be sitting at home collecting your little unemployment check. Be grateful you still have a job.
Re: If you don’t need to go to the bank stay the fuck home
Posted by:
Get another job
()
Date: April 07, 2020 01:41AM
For real
Re: If you don’t need to go to the bank stay the fuck home
Posted by:
John peebody
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Date: April 07, 2020 08:40AM
Unemployment now pays 1000+ a week with the stimulus bill. I wouldnt mind collecting that instead of working.
Re: If you don’t need to go to the bank stay the fuck home
Posted by:
Peacock James
()
Date: April 08, 2020 03:04PM
Oh wise one Wrote:
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> Grazillionare Wrote:
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> -----
> > What loser actually goes into a bank anymore?
> > Everything can be done online.
>
>
> Please tell me how to deposit money online
Ever heard of an ATM?
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> Grazillionare Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What loser actually goes into a bank anymore?
> > Everything can be done online.
>
>
> Please tell me how to deposit money online
Ever heard of an ATM?
Re: If you don’t need to go to the bank stay the fuck home
Posted by:
Old school still works
()
Date: April 08, 2020 03:42PM
Grazillionare Wrote:
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> What loser actually goes into a bank anymore?
> Everything can be done online.
Ever try to deposit $22,000 in cash online? You can't even make a cash deposit that size at an ATM. You have to go in and fill out a shit load of forms so that Treasury doesn't think you are dodging taxes or involved in a money laundering scheme.
I am set up to do banking online, yet still go to the bank in person when I can. It gets me out of the office for ten or twenty minutes. It also lets me get a chance to know the people who work at the bank and more importantly lets them get to know me. That personal relationship has come in handy many times.
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> What loser actually goes into a bank anymore?
> Everything can be done online.
Ever try to deposit $22,000 in cash online? You can't even make a cash deposit that size at an ATM. You have to go in and fill out a shit load of forms so that Treasury doesn't think you are dodging taxes or involved in a money laundering scheme.
I am set up to do banking online, yet still go to the bank in person when I can. It gets me out of the office for ten or twenty minutes. It also lets me get a chance to know the people who work at the bank and more importantly lets them get to know me. That personal relationship has come in handy many times.
Re: If you don’t need to go to the bank stay the fuck home
Posted by:
Out of the box
()
Date: April 08, 2020 04:14PM
Old school still works Wrote:
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> Grazillionare Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What loser actually goes into a bank anymore?
> > Everything can be done online.
>
>
> Ever try to deposit $22,000 in cash online? You
> can't even make a cash deposit that size at an
> ATM. You have to go in and fill out a shit load
> of forms so that Treasury doesn't think you are
> dodging taxes or involved in a money laundering
> scheme.
>
> I am set up to do banking online, yet still go to
> the bank in person when I can. It gets me out of
> the office for ten or twenty minutes. It also
> lets me get a chance to know the people who work
> at the bank and more importantly lets them get to
> know me. That personal relationship has come in
> handy many times.
Just bring a lawn chair and make 200 small deposits. That will piss them off and they will gladly welcome you into their lobby.
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> Grazillionare Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What loser actually goes into a bank anymore?
> > Everything can be done online.
>
>
> Ever try to deposit $22,000 in cash online? You
> can't even make a cash deposit that size at an
> ATM. You have to go in and fill out a shit load
> of forms so that Treasury doesn't think you are
> dodging taxes or involved in a money laundering
> scheme.
>
> I am set up to do banking online, yet still go to
> the bank in person when I can. It gets me out of
> the office for ten or twenty minutes. It also
> lets me get a chance to know the people who work
> at the bank and more importantly lets them get to
> know me. That personal relationship has come in
> handy many times.
Just bring a lawn chair and make 200 small deposits. That will piss them off and they will gladly welcome you into their lobby.
Re: If you don’t need to go to the bank stay the fuck home
Posted by:
Peacock James
()
Date: April 08, 2020 04:44PM
Old school still works Wrote:
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> Grazillionare Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What loser actually goes into a bank anymore?
> > Everything can be done online.
>
>
> Ever try to deposit $22,000 in cash online? You
> can't even make a cash deposit that size at an
> ATM. You have to go in and fill out a shit load
> of forms so that Treasury doesn't think you are
> dodging taxes or involved in a money laundering
> scheme.
>
> I am set up to do banking online, yet still go to
> the bank in person when I can. It gets me out of
> the office for ten or twenty minutes. It also
> lets me get a chance to know the people who work
> at the bank and more importantly lets them get to
> know me. That personal relationship has come in
> handy many times.
Ever heard of nightdrop or armored car services?
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> Grazillionare Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What loser actually goes into a bank anymore?
> > Everything can be done online.
>
>
> Ever try to deposit $22,000 in cash online? You
> can't even make a cash deposit that size at an
> ATM. You have to go in and fill out a shit load
> of forms so that Treasury doesn't think you are
> dodging taxes or involved in a money laundering
> scheme.
>
> I am set up to do banking online, yet still go to
> the bank in person when I can. It gets me out of
> the office for ten or twenty minutes. It also
> lets me get a chance to know the people who work
> at the bank and more importantly lets them get to
> know me. That personal relationship has come in
> handy many times.
Ever heard of nightdrop or armored car services?