Over a week stuck at home with the family with no privacy to tend to my male needs.

Anyone else suffering and in need of relief?

I will cum over and best you off, sweetie

No meat beating Wrote:
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> Over a week stuck at home with the family with no
> privacy to tend to my male needs.
>
> Anyone else suffering and in need of relief?

You’re a rookie. Man-up and find a few minutes in the corner
of a closet to relieve yourself.

Reminds me of boarding school. When you get desperate enough, you will sperm in your pants.

Pretend you have diarrhea and hole yourself up in a bathroom for a while.

It will kill any urge you have.

Funny thing about Chelsea is that she is exactly the kind of butterface, who, if not for who her parents are would be low self esteem, and a perfect target for old Slick Willie...... oh. .the original issue.. Most kids either pass out early at night and get up at the butt crack of dawn.. or stay up late and sleep in late...if they are the former, jump the wife at night time. If they are the latter crush it in the morning. If the wife wont give it up just lie in the bed right beside her and jerk it.. if she complains tell her your wife won't give you any and you must have relief.. maybe guilt her into giving you some pussy.. if not. shoot in a pair of her panties and talk to her about your problem later...i am getting older.. my wife is several years older than i am.. she has issues.. medical. physical stuff... so i have a "Friend"...nuff said.. she gives it all.. oral.. anal.. anything.. any time.. love her

am eye missing something here?

you have a wife with a vagina...why would you have to masterbate with a vagina you can stick your abused penis into?

you dudes here promoting male masterbation are irresponsible

its a poor habit for a man to get into

whether you like it or not you stimulate light and matter

what direction on the number line are you stimulating it towards?

Just look at this pic of Chelsea Wrote:
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> It will kill any urge you have.


OMG that's hideous... is she afflicted with Corona or aids or something?

mmmmahhhdiii Wrote:
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> am eye missing something here?
>
> you have a wife with a vagina...why would you have
> to masterbate with a vagina you can stick your
> abused penis into?
>
> you dudes here promoting male masterbation are
> irresponsible
>
> its a poor habit for a man to get into
>
> whether you like it or not you stimulate light and
> matter
>
> what direction on the number line are you
> stimulating it towards?


Obviously not married.....

Sure, she has a vagina...... Wrote:
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> mmmmahhhdiii Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > am eye missing something here?
> >
> > you have a wife with a vagina...why would you
> have
> > to masterbate with a vagina you can stick your
> > abused penis into?
> >
> > you dudes here promoting male masterbation are
> > irresponsible
> >
> > its a poor habit for a man to get into
> >
> > whether you like it or not you stimulate light
> and
> > matter
> >
> > what direction on the number line are you
> > stimulating it towards?
>
>
> Obviously not married.....


You got that right. Back when I was in HS I watched Married with Children and wondered why Al never wanted to hit it with Peggy. Now I know, I married a 20 something year old, no one told me that I'd end up sleeping with chick in her mid 40s.

mmmmahhhdiii Wrote:
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> am eye (sic) missing something here?
>
> you have a wife with a vagina

Yes you are missing the fact that the OP is not "dad" but rather is one of the cretinous kids posting, at not the brightest one at that.

Hit the showers boys!

Good job putting up with the wife and kids for the day, you deserve a little relaxation.

Any complaints?

Sure, she has a vagina...... Wrote:
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> mmmmahhhdiii Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > am eye missing something here?
> >
> > you have a wife with a vagina...why would you
> have
> > to masterbate with a vagina you can stick your
> > abused penis into?
> >
> > you dudes here promoting male masterbation are
> > irresponsible
> >
> > its a poor habit for a man to get into
> >
> > whether you like it or not you stimulate light
> and
> > matter
> >
> > what direction on the number line are you
> > stimulating it towards?
>
>
> Obviously not married.....

no...and eye posted that shit not nessesarily for the OP but to hopefully steer males away from that habit which can easily be what they call a downward spiral

this is a time of great opportunity and self development for the planet and it shouldn't be wasted...nature wastes nothing

but wouldn't it be better to put your energy towards correcting the conditions which are causing you and your wife to not be fucking regularly...and just a hint its going to depend on simple things like proper diet, sunlight, fresh air, exercise...things of this nature....hopefully om not being too offensive

Cum on Wrote:
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> mmmmahhhdiii Wrote:
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> > am eye (sic) missing something here?
> >
> > you have a wife with a vagina
>
> Yes you are missing the fact that the OP is not
> "dad" but rather is one of the cretinous kids
> posting, at not the brightest one at that.

how did you come to that conclusion?

Al Bundee Wrote:
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> Sure, she has a vagina...... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > mmmmahhhdiii Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > am eye missing something here?
> > >
> > > you have a wife with a vagina...why would you
> > have
> > > to masterbate with a vagina you can stick
> your
> > > abused penis into?
> > >
> > > you dudes here promoting male masterbation
> are
> > > irresponsible
> > >
> > > its a poor habit for a man to get into
> > >
> > > whether you like it or not you stimulate
> light
> > and
> > > matter
> > >
> > > what direction on the number line are you
> > > stimulating it towards?
> >
> >
> > Obviously not married.....
>
>
> You got that right. Back when I was in HS I
> watched Married with Children and wondered why Al
> never wanted to hit it with Peggy. Now I know, I
> married a 20 something year old, no one told me
> that I'd end up sleeping with chick in her mid
> 40s.

Peggy was hot.

I don’t get it, your wife doesn’t wanna help you with your needs? Just send the kids away with some relatives or something and get freaky for a little moment. It’s a little sad that the only way you want to find relief is by rubbing one out. Get a grip and consider yourself a human being with his own needs and all that entails, but if masturbating is all you need then visit site and knock yourself out.



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Is it bad to think about other women when you sleep with your wife? Asking for a friend.

It's the mouth for me
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There's snow outside. Go out in the garage & get your shovel. Go to the driveway & start your car. Shovel a little bit. Get in the car. close the door. Notice there's snow & ice and nobody can see inside your car. Get out phone. Look up Pornhub or XHamster. Find your kind of porn. Undo belt & zipper. Pull it out of your underwear. Whack & jack. Get tissue and clean up. Put it bakc in your underwear. Zip up pants & buckle belt. Turn off car. Get out & lock the door. Go inside & go back to bed.

You're welcome.

Holy shot Chelsea aged terribly. She was quite good looking about 10 years back.

I always thought it was funny that her husband ran a hedge fund that collapsed the day after the election 2016.

Just pull your wife into a bathroom with you and have her do the deed. It's always better when someone else jerks it. That's what she's for.

Just think about Kelly Bundy. She’ll make you cum in your pants without even jerking
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