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Any barbers still open, even with limited hours?
Posted by: Wooly in West Camp ()
Date: March 30, 2020 03:32PM

I've been social distancing, but my missus attacked me with a knife yesterday, convinced that some shaggy homeless man had invaded her home. A well faked cough drove her away, and she was soon ensnared by an Oprah re-run and dropped the knife.

Wanting to avoid some consternation in the future, I searched in vain for an open hair cuttery.

Can this august body known as the FFXU aid me in finding an open establishment?

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Re: Any barbers still open, even with limited hours?
Posted by: Spectacular ()
Date: March 30, 2020 03:44PM

That was a great read but unfortunately there's nothing.

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Re: Any barbers still open, even with limited hours?
Posted by: barbah ()
Date: March 30, 2020 03:51PM

No haircuts for a long time with all shops being closed. Might want to consider purchasing an electric shaver and giving yourself #2 cut all around to hold over until May.

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Re: Any barbers still open, even with limited hours?
Posted by: Massa of Fidus ()
Date: March 30, 2020 04:20PM

Dog groomer with a #2 blade two days ago... I may never go back to her.

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Re: Any barbers still open, even with limited hours?
Posted by: Yes In Places There Offering ()
Date: March 30, 2020 05:32PM

Cough Cuts

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Re: Any barbers still open, even with limited hours?
Posted by: Reston ()
Date: March 30, 2020 06:42PM

Barber and Salons are now closed through June 10. If they're open, they will get their license taken away.

Thanks Governor!

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Re: Any barbers still open, even with limited hours?
Posted by: Cut my own hair ()
Date: March 30, 2020 08:07PM

Learn how to cut your own hair. Not that hard. Not going to be perfect but get your wife or girlfriend to help.

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Re: Any barbers still open, even with limited hours?
Posted by: Gay Gus ()
Date: March 30, 2020 09:59PM

I’ll cut your hair, sweetie.

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Re: Any barbers still open, even with limited hours?
Posted by: Can I Bring A Bowl of Bat Soup ()
Date: March 30, 2020 11:04PM

For the tip in Annandale

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Re: Any barbers still open, even with limited hours?
Posted by: ArtomK ()
Date: April 12, 2020 03:11PM

Anybody cutting hair in their garage or driveway? I need a pro to fix the mess my kid made

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Re: Any barbers still open, even with limited hours?
Posted by: mpghu ()
Date: April 12, 2020 10:36PM

Clippers are non-essential items!

Anyone who goes to a store in an effort to purchase hair cutting equipment is attempting to MURDER MY GRANDMOTHER!!! Stay in you house maggots!

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Re: Any barbers still open, even with limited hours?
Posted by: shops open ()
Date: April 13, 2020 07:36AM

downtown you gots a few shops open my man trick p be doing fades for the regulr price cash only

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Re: Any barbers still open, even with limited hours?
Posted by: Goto koreatown ()
Date: April 13, 2020 07:45AM

Koreans don’t get Chinese virus and they are open.

Ask for the “Tom Davis” cut.

More Korean barbershop owners would vote Republican if they paid their share of taxes.

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Re: Any barbers still open, even with limited hours?
Posted by: haha yeah ()
Date: April 13, 2020 07:54AM

What a bunch of vain sissies.

Do your women dress you, too?

Whose opinion do you think will be adversely impacted by your potential shagginess?

You're literally not seeing anyone!

If you do, your mask conceals your identity.

Stop being so self-centered and star thinking about those less fortunate than you are.

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Re: Any barbers still open, even with limited hours?
Posted by: Diff rules diff people ()
Date: April 13, 2020 07:58AM

All I know is Somara Theodore from NBC4 had a brand new hairdo on the broadcast this weekend. Her new "do" featured new hair extensions that had to have been professionally done. That was no do-it-yourself home hairstyling, and it sure as hell doesn't look like this anymore...


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Re: Any barbers still open, even with limited hours?
Posted by: House calls ()
Date: April 13, 2020 03:49PM

We just have them come to the house. They are very appreciative.

Fuck that racist baby killer Northam.

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