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Any legit massages around?
Posted by: Anonymous.... ()
Date: March 28, 2020 04:57PM

Hi everyone. I have severe arthritis and regularly get a legitimate massage to relieve the pain. But with everything closed, that’s not possible right now.

Are there any LMTs working from home or who can travel? I am happy to pay, but very important that you understand this is NOT sexual.

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Re: Any legit massages around?
Posted by: Wink-wink! ()
Date: March 28, 2020 05:06PM

Ahem. Wink-wink...

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Re: Any legit massages around?
Posted by: Gay Gus ()
Date: March 28, 2020 05:08PM

I’ll be right over sweetheart.

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Re: Any legit massages around?
Posted by: Gay Gary ()
Date: March 28, 2020 05:14PM

Tell us about your hog.

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Re: Any legit massages around?
Posted by: PT practices are still open ()
Date: March 29, 2020 11:30AM

For what it's worth, you might talk to a physical therapy practice. I know they're still open because I have been going to one after an accident, even in the past couple of weeks.

You might need a prescription, but I think an hour with a PT is about the price of an hour at a high-end therapeutic massage place (~$150). I also have the confidence of knowing they're asking patients via both phone and SMS not to come in if they're experiencing certain symptoms, as well as having staggered sessions to put some more spacing between therapist/patient pairs within the facility.

I hope that helps.

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Re: Any legit massages around?
Posted by: I'm k. I think I'm gay. ()
Date: March 29, 2020 11:06PM

I gave 3 blow jobs today.

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Re: Any legit massages around?
Posted by: Anonymous... ()
Date: March 30, 2020 02:57PM

I said non-sexual, but of course I expect a happy ending! Don’t be stupid!

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Re: Any legit massages around?
Posted by: Dickus Maximus ()
Date: July 11, 2020 10:43PM

You have a serious problem with your health. That's why you need a good massage. So, you don't have time for risk and doubtful decisions. I am sure, you should use this site https://masakor.com/include/category_view2.php?area1=&area2=&category1=20190813105319_9695 to find a good massage master for your body

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Re: Any legit massages around?
Posted by: Oscar f'n myer ()
Date: July 11, 2020 11:45PM

Hey big boi

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Date: July 11, 2020 11:52PM

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Re: Any legit massages around?
Posted by: Black Caulk ()
Date: July 12, 2020 12:03AM

In Falls Church “Angel Tips II” is a typical Chinese massage place that does NOT give happy endings. Well, I’ve never been offered one I should say.

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Re: Any legit massages around?
Posted by: Black CauIk ()
Date: July 12, 2020 09:20AM

Well, my dong splits at the end like a viper's tongue, so they were probably put off a bit.

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Re: Any legit massages around?
Posted by: Magnus Robot Fighter ()
Date: July 12, 2020 11:11AM

Asian barbershops give great (and cheap) massages,pedicures and manicures.

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Re: Any legit massages around?
Posted by: tuba lips ()
Date: July 12, 2020 02:38PM

Magnus Robot Fighter Wrote:
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> Asian barbershops give great (and cheap)
> massages,pedicures and manicures.

shut up bitch-boy.

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Re: Any legit massages around?
Posted by: Massage getter 72 ()
Date: July 12, 2020 02:45PM

Chang's Massage over at Fairfax Circle behind the Arthur Treacher's has good massages. ten dollars for two hours. Then come get some hush puppies and a cold diet Fanta.

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