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How to Get Away With Impersonating a Police Officer
Posted by: YupYup ()
Date: March 28, 2020 06:26AM

Take some notes folks.

Read this fresh court case ruling on a cityvibe prostitution call gone wrong.

http://www.courts.state.va.us/opinions/opncavwp/0384194.pdf

It appears its OK to impersonate a Police officer.

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Re: How to Get Away With Impersonating a Police Officer
Posted by: Judge Jewey ()
Date: March 28, 2020 08:22AM

You either didn't actually read this, or didn't understand it.

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Re: How to Get Away With Impersonating a Police Officer
Posted by: Wannabe ()
Date: March 28, 2020 09:49AM

Plastic handcuffs, dashboard LED, fake id...
Yeah you're a cop.

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Re: How to Get Away With Impersonating a Police Officer
Posted by: Whadidimiss ()
Date: March 28, 2020 10:31PM

YupYup Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Take some notes folks.
>
> Read this fresh court case ruling on a cityvibe
> prostitution call gone wrong.
>
> http://www.courts.state.va.us/opinions/opncavwp/03
> 84194.pdf
>
> It appears its OK to impersonate a Police officer.


"Appellant then told the victim that she was a sergeant with the Loudoun County Sheriff’s Office, he was under arrest for solicitation, and there were two Loudoun County officers outside."


She wasn't a cop.
He wasn't under arrest.
No cops were outside.
She was never charged for impersonating a cop.


What did I Mmiss?

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Re: How to Get Away With Impersonating a Police Officer
Posted by: If my Dad was a cop ()
Date: March 29, 2020 11:59AM

Wait for your Dad, who is an SRO, to go out of town. Take his County issued Police Vehicle for a ride with a juvenile female as your passenger. Activate the lights and siren as you speed around. Then when you get back to the house, find Dad's County issued service weapon and play around with it. Discharge the weapon in your house, then put it back where you found it and take the underage female home. Deny everything. Force your Dad to take an early retirement and move to the Eastern shore to a house an SRO shouldn't be able to afford.

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Re: How to Get Away With Impersonating a Police Officer
Posted by: nigger level intelligence ()
Date: March 29, 2020 05:18PM

I understand how you would miss it. It WAS ON PAGE FUCKING ONE, at the bottom. I've copied it for you. Should we have someone read it to you also? Or explain what it means?




"1 Appellant also was convicted of impersonating a law enforcement officer and giving a false report to a law enforcement officer, but she has not
challenged those convictions."

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Re: How to Get Away With Impersonating a Police Officer
Posted by: I'm k. I think I'm gay. ()
Date: March 29, 2020 07:04PM

I gave 3 blow jobs today.

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