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New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Since there's nothing to do ()
Date: March 26, 2020 12:35PM

I am thankful that I was able to get a haircut before they shut the barber shops down. Now I'm looking into cutting my own hair. I did a little something to it and it looks good. I'd like to do more but don't want to botch it.

Anyone else trying new things?

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Sir Stroke A lot ()
Date: March 26, 2020 12:50PM

Jerking off with my feet....
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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: E7CNW ()
Date: March 26, 2020 01:00PM

Eating period pussy. My neighbor's got freezers and pantries full of stuff and rolls and rolls of TP. She shows up at my door and asks me if I want to come over. She gives me dinner and is about to see her kids to bed so I get up to go. She tells me to wait, so I do.

She comes back down, tells me to come with her and just stay there. So she takes me upstairs and I think she's putting me in some spare BR. No, she takes me in hers & starts undressing. She throws this towel on the bed, sits on it, tells me to come over there & starts undeoing my pants. Ok, I see the blood coming out, but, WTF, right. It's actually OK.

So now I'm cocooned with this non stop fuck machine and her kids. I don't know why her hubbie dumped her, he must have discovered he was gay or something, I don'tknow, but, I wouldn't have left her.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Liberal Arts BS Teacher ()
Date: March 26, 2020 01:13PM

I have some new blisters on my hands from my new learning experience sweeping the streets with a straight broom after it was suggested on FXU , now I know what the term working poor means. Im now willing to take a pay cut from my highly paid teachers FCPS job

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Clueless Libtard ()
Date: March 26, 2020 01:53PM

I learned a new hobby from my pal Gerry. It’s fucking goats. Very fun hobby.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Can't even have adult discussion ()
Date: March 26, 2020 02:00PM

It's amazing how childish you people are. You obviously like trump.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Honest Hal ()
Date: March 26, 2020 02:12PM

Can't even have adult discussion Wrote:
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> It's amazing how childish you people are. You
> obviously like trump.


Ok, Mr Adult, start an adult conversation, and I will have one with you.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Childish trump supporters ()
Date: March 26, 2020 02:17PM

Try reading the original post.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: KK8L2 ()
Date: March 26, 2020 02:18PM

Can't even have adult discussion Wrote:
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> It's amazing how childish you people are. You
> obviously like trump.


It's amazing what a rump ranger you are. You obviously like Mayor Buttplug.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Childish trump supporters ()
Date: March 26, 2020 02:19PM

I know reading and answering simple questions is hard for you people but just try. I promise it's not that hard.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Honest Hal ()
Date: March 26, 2020 02:42PM

Childish trump supporters Wrote:
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> Try reading the original post.


Ok, here is my serious adult answer. The new hobby I have picked up is trolling libtards like you.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Childish trump supporters ()
Date: March 26, 2020 04:14PM

LoL you call that trolling? Try harder.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: You gay bro ()
Date: March 26, 2020 04:22PM

Clueless Libtard Wrote:
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> I learned a new hobby from my pal Gerry. It’s
> fucking goats. Very fun hobby.


Just ask him out already

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Noooo ()
Date: March 26, 2020 04:23PM

E7CNW Wrote:
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> Eating period pussy. My neighbor's got freezers
> and pantries full of stuff and rolls and rolls of
> TP. She shows up at my door and asks me if I want
> to come over. She gives me dinner and is about to
> see her kids to bed so I get up to go. She tells
> me to wait, so I do.
>
> She comes back down, tells me to come with her and
> just stay there. So she takes me upstairs and I
> think she's putting me in some spare BR. No, she
> takes me in hers & starts undressing. She throws
> this towel on the bed, sits on it, tells me to
> come over there & starts undeoing my pants. Ok, I
> see the blood coming out, but, WTF, right. It's
> actually OK.
>
> So now I'm cocooned with this non stop fuck
> machine and her kids. I don't know why her hubbie
> dumped her, he must have discovered he was gay or
> something, I don'tknow, but, I wouldn't have left
> her.

That's a dude
The blood is from the surgery

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Billy Beauty ()
Date: March 26, 2020 04:25PM

You gay bro Wrote:
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> Clueless Libtard Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I learned a new hobby from my pal Gerry. It’s
> > fucking goats. Very fun hobby.
>
>
> Just ask him out already


Ask out whom? Gerry or the goat?

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Honest Hal ()
Date: March 26, 2020 04:27PM

Childish trump supporters Wrote:
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> LoL you call that trolling? Try harder.


I don’t want to try harder. The hardness might get you excited, fagboy.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Dhabs ()
Date: March 26, 2020 10:51PM

Who has time for hobbies? I’ve been working my ads of more than ever because I have an essential job for the government. Fuck all you lazy fuckers.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Dhabs ()
Date: March 26, 2020 10:51PM

Who has time for hobbies? I’ve been working my ads of more than ever because I have an essential job for the government. Fuck all you lazy fuckers.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Reality Bites ()
Date: March 26, 2020 10:58PM

Dhabs Wrote:
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> Who has time for hobbies? I’ve been working my
> ads of more than ever because I have an essential
> job for the government. Fuck all you lazy fuckers.


So, why are you wasting time posting? Be really stupid and respond.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Dhabs ()
Date: March 26, 2020 11:02PM

Dhabs Wrote:
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> Who has time for hobbies? I’ve been working my
> ads of more than ever because I have an essential
> job for the government. Fuck all you lazy fuckers.

Oh yeah, and with my wife’s income income in the mix (also not a job that is slowing down) we don’t qualify for a penny of the relief package, so fuck you lazy fuckers again. Enjoy the rewards of my hard fucking work.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Dhabs ()
Date: March 26, 2020 11:08PM

Reality Bites Wrote:
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> Dhabs Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Who has time for hobbies? I’ve been working
> my
> > ads of more than ever because I have an
> essential
> > job for the government. Fuck all you lazy
> fuckers.
>
>
> So, why are you wasting time posting? Be really
> stupid and respond.

Fuck you, asshole. So I’m not allowed to take 10 minutes of my 20 hour awake days to vent? Fuck you, you fucking lazy fuck. Are you saying I’m not entitled to the 5 minutes it takes to try to distract myself from my living hell, read these posts and respond? If anything, I’m more entitled to my opinion and time I spend on this site. I’m fucking killing myself keeping the lights on for you lazy fuckers and that’s your response? Dick

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: FAIRFAX UNDERGROUND MENTAL HELP ()
Date: March 26, 2020 11:16PM

Dhabs Wrote:> Fuck you, asshole. So I’m not allowed to take 10
> minutes of my 20 hour awake days to vent? Fuck
> you, you fucking lazy fuck. Are you saying I’m
> not entitled to the 5 minutes it takes to try to
> distract myself from my living hell, read these
> posts and respond? If anything, I’m more
> entitled to my opinion and time I spend on this
> site. I’m fucking killing myself keeping the
> lights on for you lazy fuckers and that’s your
> response? Dick

With proper medication, mentally ill people like this can be helped to live a normal life.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Dhabs ()
Date: March 26, 2020 11:23PM

FAIRFAX UNDERGROUND MENTAL HELP Wrote:
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> Dhabs Wrote:> Fuck you, asshole. So I’m not
> allowed to take 10
> > minutes of my 20 hour awake days to vent? Fuck
> > you, you fucking lazy fuck. Are you saying
> I’m
> > not entitled to the 5 minutes it takes to try
> to
> > distract myself from my living hell, read these
> > posts and respond? If anything, I’m more
> > entitled to my opinion and time I spend on this
> > site. I’m fucking killing myself keeping the
> > lights on for you lazy fuckers and that’s
> your
> > response? Dick
>
> With proper medication, mentally ill people like
> this can be helped to live a normal life.

Look, not gonna lie, I’m at the end of my rope. I’m sure I’d be a hella lot more “centered” if I actually had been focusing on “hobbies” the last two weeks. What’s wrong with you that you can’t understand that? Are you just some steel cocked resilient hero or more likely, you have no purpose in life and nothing pressing you at the moment, therefore have time to relax, sleep and take care of yourself? Fuck you.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: With A Virus You Cant Breathe ^ ()
Date: March 26, 2020 11:29PM

Thus you cant post that libtard same old same old medication crap on FXU . You need some medication loosen up libtard baby guzzle a four quarts of Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull and come back and try again

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Gotta Die, One Way or Another ()
Date: March 26, 2020 11:31PM

Dhabs Wrote:
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> FAIRFAX UNDERGROUND MENTAL HELP Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dhabs Wrote:> Fuck you, asshole. So I’m not
> > allowed to take 10
> > > minutes of my 20 hour awake days to vent?
> Fuck
> > > you, you fucking lazy fuck. Are you saying
> > I’m
> > > not entitled to the 5 minutes it takes to try
> > to
> > > distract myself from my living hell, read
> these
> > > posts and respond? If anything, I’m more
> > > entitled to my opinion and time I spend on
> this
> > > site. I’m fucking killing myself keeping
> the
> > > lights on for you lazy fuckers and that’s
> > your
> > > response? Dick
> >
> > With proper medication, mentally ill people
> like
> > this can be helped to live a normal life.
>
> Look, not gonna lie, I’m at the end of my rope.
> I’m sure I’d be a hella lot more
> “centered” if I actually had been focusing on
> “hobbies” the last two weeks. What’s wrong
> with you that you can’t understand that? Are you
> just some steel cocked resilient hero or more
> likely, you have no purpose in life and nothing
> pressing you at the moment, therefore have time to
> relax, sleep and take care of yourself? Fuck you.


Two weeks and you snap? Shit, try living in the bush for months hunting Viet Congress. In essence, that was just a little gov’t work. Problem is, you snapped, you dead.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: E7CNW ()
Date: March 27, 2020 12:01AM

Noooo Wrote:
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> E7CNW Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Eating period pussy. My neighbor's got
> freezers
> > and pantries full of stuff and rolls and rolls
> of
> > TP. She shows up at my door and asks me if I
> want
> > to come over. She gives me dinner and is about
> to
> > see her kids to bed so I get up to go. She
> tells
> > me to wait, so I do.
> >
> > She comes back down, tells me to come with her
> and
> > just stay there. So she takes me upstairs and
> I
> > think she's putting me in some spare BR. No,
> she
> > takes me in hers & starts undressing. She
> throws
> > this towel on the bed, sits on it, tells me to
> > come over there & starts undeoing my pants. Ok,
> I
> > see the blood coming out, but, WTF, right.
> It's
> > actually OK.
> >
> > So now I'm cocooned with this non stop fuck
> > machine and her kids. I don't know why her
> hubbie
> > dumped her, he must have discovered he was gay
> or
> > something, I don'tknow, but, I wouldn't have
> left
> > her.
>
> That's a dude
> The blood is from the surgery

In your wettest dreamns it's a dude, but that's b\c U like ladyboys.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: HDEGY ()
Date: March 27, 2020 12:03AM

I just do my old hobby I've had for years, N scale model trains.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Iaaaks ()
Date: March 27, 2020 01:07AM

HDEGY Wrote:
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> I just do my old hobby I've had for years, N scale
> model trains.


That's cool. Any pictures? I've thought about ship in a bottle.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Another Trump Whiny Little Bitch ()
Date: March 27, 2020 01:41AM

Dhabs Wrote:
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> FAIRFAX UNDERGROUND MENTAL HELP Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dhabs Wrote:> Fuck you, asshole. So I’m not
> > allowed to take 10
> > > minutes of my 20 hour awake days to vent?
> Fuck
> > > you, you fucking lazy fuck. Are you saying
> > I’m
> > > not entitled to the 5 minutes it takes to try
> > to
> > > distract myself from my living hell, read
> these
> > > posts and respond? If anything, I’m more
> > > entitled to my opinion and time I spend on
> this
> > > site. I’m fucking killing myself keeping
> the
> > > lights on for you lazy fuckers and that’s
> > your
> > > response? Dick
> >
> > With proper medication, mentally ill people
> like
> > this can be helped to live a normal life.
>
> Look, not gonna lie, I’m at the end of my rope.
> I’m sure I’d be a hella lot more
> “centered” if I actually had been focusing on
> “hobbies” the last two weeks. What’s wrong
> with you that you can’t understand that? Are you
> just some steel cocked resilient hero or more
> likely, you have no purpose in life and nothing
> pressing you at the moment, therefore have time to
> relax, sleep and take care of yourself? Fuck you.


What a fucking baby. Only thinking of yourself. What about the countless Americans working 20 hour shifts to help others who need medical assistance?
Your’re a self centered prick.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Gjdbbs ()
Date: March 27, 2020 05:44PM

Another Trump Whiny Little Bitch Wrote:
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> Dhabs Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > FAIRFAX UNDERGROUND MENTAL HELP Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Dhabs Wrote:> Fuck you, asshole. So I’m not
> > > allowed to take 10
> > > > minutes of my 20 hour awake days to vent?
> > Fuck
> > > > you, you fucking lazy fuck. Are you saying
> > > I’m
> > > > not entitled to the 5 minutes it takes to
> try
> > > to
> > > > distract myself from my living hell, read
> > these
> > > > posts and respond? If anything, I’m more
> > > > entitled to my opinion and time I spend on
> > this
> > > > site. I’m fucking killing myself keeping
> > the
> > > > lights on for you lazy fuckers and that’s
> > > your
> > > > response? Dick
> > >
> > > With proper medication, mentally ill people
> > like
> > > this can be helped to live a normal life.
> >
> > Look, not gonna lie, I’m at the end of my
> rope.
> > I’m sure I’d be a hella lot more
> > “centered” if I actually had been focusing
> on
> > “hobbies” the last two weeks. What’s
> wrong
> > with you that you can’t understand that? Are
> you
> > just some steel cocked resilient hero or more
> > likely, you have no purpose in life and nothing
> > pressing you at the moment, therefore have time
> to
> > relax, sleep and take care of yourself? Fuck
> you.
>
>
> What a fucking baby. Only thinking of yourself.
> What about the countless Americans working 20 hour
> shifts to help others who need medical assistance?
>
> Your’re a self centered prick.

How do you know poster isn’t a medical worker? Didn’t they literally say they were working 20 hour days in an earlier post? I for one have a wife who works emergency response and my job is with a military organization that is also directly involved with this issue. We both have to leave the house, we’re both working 16 hour days and can’t have grandparents come to the house to help out 3 children because I wouldn’t forgive myself if we give it to our kids and our kids give it to them.

You sound like the prick. ...Prick

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: March 27, 2020 06:03PM

How are your bowels?

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Fact is ()
Date: March 27, 2020 06:18PM

Gjdbbs Wrote:
>
> How do you know poster isn’t a medical worker?
> Didn’t they literally say they were working 20
> hour days in an earlier post? I for one have a
> wife who works emergency response and my job is
> with a military organization that is also directly
> involved with this issue. We both have to leave
> the house, we’re both working 16 hour days and
> can’t have grandparents come to the house to
> help out 3 children because I wouldn’t forgive
> myself if we give it to our kids and our kids give
> it to them.

Your loving wife is most likely fucking niggers 3 at a time in a parking garage somewhere here in Northern Virginia.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Everyone is an American Hero ()
Date: March 27, 2020 06:27PM

Gjdbbs Wrote:
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> Another Trump Whiny Little Bitch Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dhabs Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > FAIRFAX UNDERGROUND MENTAL HELP Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Dhabs Wrote:> Fuck you, asshole. So I’m
> not
> > > > allowed to take 10
> > > > > minutes of my 20 hour awake days to vent?
> > > Fuck
> > > > > you, you fucking lazy fuck. Are you
> saying
> > > > I’m
> > > > > not entitled to the 5 minutes it takes to
> > try
> > > > to
> > > > > distract myself from my living hell, read
> > > these
> > > > > posts and respond? If anything, I’m
> more
> > > > > entitled to my opinion and time I spend
> on
> > > this
> > > > > site. I’m fucking killing myself
> keeping
> > > the
> > > > > lights on for you lazy fuckers and
> that’s
> > > > your
> > > > > response? Dick
> > > >
> > > > With proper medication, mentally ill people
> > > like
> > > > this can be helped to live a normal life.
> > >
> > > Look, not gonna lie, I’m at the end of my
> > rope.
> > > I’m sure I’d be a hella lot more
> > > “centered” if I actually had been
> focusing
> > on
> > > “hobbies” the last two weeks. What’s
> > wrong
> > > with you that you can’t understand that?
> Are
> > you
> > > just some steel cocked resilient hero or more
> > > likely, you have no purpose in life and
> nothing
> > > pressing you at the moment, therefore have
> time
> > to
> > > relax, sleep and take care of yourself? Fuck
> > you.
> >
> >
> > What a fucking baby. Only thinking of yourself.
> > What about the countless Americans working 20
> hour
> > shifts to help others who need medical
> assistance?
> >
> > Your’re a self centered prick.
>
> How do you know poster isn’t a medical worker?
> Didn’t they literally say they were working 20
> hour days in an earlier post? I for one have a
> wife who works emergency response and my job is
> with a military organization that is also directly
> involved with this issue. We both have to leave
> the house, we’re both working 16 hour days and
> can’t have grandparents come to the house to
> help out 3 children because I wouldn’t forgive
> myself if we give it to our kids and our kids give
> it to them.
>
> You sound like the prick. ...Prick

Yea, posting on this forum is what people dedicating their lives to save Americans and the world do. Grow the fuck up.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: American Hero ()
Date: March 27, 2020 06:48PM

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: DOJOX ()
Date: March 28, 2020 10:02AM

I do jocks.

I'm an equal opportunity cock sucker.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Ball Toucher ()
Date: March 28, 2020 11:07AM

I have discovered how good it feels to touch fondle and caress my balls. I shaved all the hair off them so now they are silky and smooth. Who knew!

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Homeschooler ()
Date: March 28, 2020 01:16PM

I'm learning how to do web conferences from my locked bathroom so that my coworkers don't hear my kids running wild in the background.

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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Answer - ()
Date: March 28, 2020 02:37PM

DOJOX Wrote:
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> I do jocks.
>
> I'm an equal opportunity cock sucker.
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Re: New skills or hobbies you've picked up
Posted by: Noitssnot ()
Date: June 24, 2020 06:21AM

I've started collecting my own boogers. I've even named some of the bigger ones.

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