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Don't Answer The Censue
Posted by: Human Tripod ()
Date: March 26, 2020 08:27AM

With empty supermarket shelves, FUCK THE GOVERNMENT! They have lost their legitimacy to rule over us. If we had a Parliamentary system, the shelves would be stocked. Otherwise the government knows that a "No Confidence" vote would be called. And, if successful, elections would follow in 45 days. Thus, the government has an urgent need to keep the people fed and happy.

-Former Republican. But, not yet a Democrat.

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Re: Don't Answer The Census
Posted by: Human Tripod ()
Date: March 26, 2020 08:32AM

Sorry about the typo. I miss eggs. I miss bread. I saw so many empty shelves at Harris Teeter this morning.

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Re: Don't Answer The Censue
Posted by: YCLCF ()
Date: March 26, 2020 08:33AM

Human Tripod Wrote:
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> With empty supermarket shelves, FUCK THE
> GOVERNMENT! They have lost their legitimacy to
> rule over us. If we had a Parliamentary system,
> the shelves would be stocked. Otherwise the
> government knows that a "No Confidence" vote would
> be called. And, if successful, elections would
> follow in 45 days. Thus, the government has an
> urgent need to keep the people fed and happy.
>
> -Former Republican. But, not yet a Democrat.


Please, stay republican.

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Re: Don't Answer The Censue
Posted by: they get what they deserve ()
Date: March 26, 2020 08:34AM

I sent it back in, mostly because I don't want their little minions bugging me at home. But I lied about my income (said it was $500K), number of people who reside here (cut it in half), my race (said I was mixed) and anything else that I thought would skew the numbers and fuck over Fairfax and Virginia.

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Re: Don't Answer The Census
Posted by: FfxU Armchair Analyst ()
Date: March 26, 2020 08:37AM

Human Tripod Wrote:
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> Sorry about the typo. I miss eggs. I miss bread.
> I saw so many empty shelves at Harris Teeter this
> morning.


More like, Harris Teeter refused to pay fair wages to its workers, and only hired for part-time not full time, so they never had enough staff to work there because they cut staff hours to save money. Plus people didn't want to work there because they would not offer full time hours (how can one get an apartment working $10 an hour only 20 hours a week?). Calling it a "high school job".

Not to mention, the rich/ upper class people around here don't want their kids working those type of "labor" jobs. So the only people you would see are poor minorities who had no other work options. Thus any richer person would call working at Harris Teeter (or any grocery) a FAILURE and would shame them for working there.

Now it is noted that grocery workers are actually NEEDED in society, Harris Teeter FINALLY decides to up the wage and actually give people hours now people are clamoring for said jobs who were fired from more "classy" restaurant serving jobs (like higher end restaurants) and such due to the virus.

Funny how grocery workers were unimportant until everyone realized SOMEONE has to stock those shelves every night- and it was not like Harris Teeter as a company was going to pay for extra labor- until now that it got out in the news they were PURPOSELY understaffed. Think the same with walmart, why do they have 25 registers but only 2 are ever open? Same thing.

thank you for coming to my Ffxu Talk.

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Re: Don't Answer The Censue
Posted by: Human Tripod ()
Date: March 26, 2020 09:02AM

they get what they deserve Wrote:
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> I sent it back in, mostly because I don't want
> their little minions bugging me at home. But I
> lied about my income (said it was $500K), number
> of people who reside here (cut it in half), my
> race (said I was mixed) and anything else that I
> thought would skew the numbers and fuck over
> Fairfax and Virginia.

I like that!

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Re: Don't Answer The Census
Posted by: Human Tripod ()
Date: March 26, 2020 09:04AM

FfxU Armchair Analyst Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Human Tripod Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sorry about the typo. I miss eggs. I miss
> bread.
> > I saw so many empty shelves at Harris Teeter
> this
> > morning.
>
>
> More like, Harris Teeter refused to pay fair wages
> to its workers, and only hired for part-time not
> full time, so they never had enough staff to work
> there because they cut staff hours to save money.
> Plus people didn't want to work there because they
> would not offer full time hours (how can one get
> an apartment working $10 an hour only 20 hours a
> week?). Calling it a "high school job".
>
> Not to mention, the rich/ upper class people
> around here don't want their kids working those
> type of "labor" jobs. So the only people you would
> see are poor minorities who had no other work
> options. Thus any richer person would call working
> at Harris Teeter (or any grocery) a FAILURE and
> would shame them for working there.
>
> Now it is noted that grocery workers are actually
> NEEDED in society, Harris Teeter FINALLY decides
> to up the wage and actually give people hours now
> people are clamoring for said jobs who were fired
> from more "classy" restaurant serving jobs (like
> higher end restaurants) and such due to the virus.
>
>
> Funny how grocery workers were unimportant until
> everyone realized SOMEONE has to stock those
> shelves every night- and it was not like Harris
> Teeter as a company was going to pay for extra
> labor- until now that it got out in the news they
> were PURPOSELY understaffed. Think the same with
> walmart, why do they have 25 registers but only 2
> are ever open? Same thing.
>
> thank you for coming to my Ffxu Talk.

Chronic understaffing is endemic to all American businesses!

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Re: Don't Answer The Censue
Posted by: Census Q's ()
Date: March 26, 2020 09:06AM

Does the census ask about Meals Taxes?


I want more senseless Meals Taxes!

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Re: Don't Answer The Censue
Posted by: Human Tripod ()
Date: March 26, 2020 09:08AM

YCLCF Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Human Tripod Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > With empty supermarket shelves, FUCK THE
> > GOVERNMENT! They have lost their legitimacy to
> > rule over us. If we had a Parliamentary
> system,
> > the shelves would be stocked. Otherwise the
> > government knows that a "No Confidence" vote
> would
> > be called. And, if successful, elections would
> > follow in 45 days. Thus, the government has an
> > urgent need to keep the people fed and happy.
> >
> > -Former Republican. But, not yet a Democrat.
>
>
> Please, stay republican.


If Mario Cuomo is the Democratic nominee with an equally credible VP running mate, Trump would have to restore my 401K and keep the supermarket shelves stocked to even have a chance to get my vote. One lesson my ex-wife taught me when she left me to chase others is "Never Forgive. And, Never Forget!"

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Re: Don't Answer The Censue
Posted by: FKTVY ()
Date: March 26, 2020 09:58AM

Human Tripod Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> YCLCF Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Human Tripod Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > With empty supermarket shelves, FUCK THE
> > > GOVERNMENT! They have lost their legitimacy
> to
> > > rule over us. If we had a Parliamentary
> > system,
> > > the shelves would be stocked. Otherwise the
> > > government knows that a "No Confidence" vote
> > would
> > > be called. And, if successful, elections
> would
> > > follow in 45 days. Thus, the government has
> an
> > > urgent need to keep the people fed and happy.
> > >
> > > -Former Republican. But, not yet a Democrat.
> >
> >
> > Please, stay republican.
>
>
> If Mario Cuomo is the Democratic nominee with an
> equally credible VP running mate, Trump would have
> to restore my 401K and keep the supermarket
> shelves stocked to even have a chance to get my
> vote. One lesson my ex-wife taught me when she
> left me to chase others is "Never Forgive. And,
> Never Forget!"


Mario Cuomo is dead, so he's unlikely to get the nomination. I think they have a rule on that.

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Re: Don't Answer The Censue
Posted by: Nope Nope............. ()
Date: March 26, 2020 01:17PM

FKTVY Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Human Tripod Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > YCLCF Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Human Tripod Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > With empty supermarket shelves, FUCK THE
> > > > GOVERNMENT! They have lost their
> legitimacy
> > to
> > > > rule over us. If we had a Parliamentary
> > > system,
> > > > the shelves would be stocked. Otherwise
> the
> > > > government knows that a "No Confidence"
> vote
> > > would
> > > > be called. And, if successful, elections
> > would
> > > > follow in 45 days. Thus, the government
> has
> > an
> > > > urgent need to keep the people fed and
> happy.
> > > >
> > > > -Former Republican. But, not yet a
> Democrat.
> > >
> > >
> > > Please, stay republican.
> >
> >
> > If Mario Cuomo is the Democratic nominee with
> an
> > equally credible VP running mate, Trump would
> have
> > to restore my 401K and keep the supermarket
> > shelves stocked to even have a chance to get my
> > vote. One lesson my ex-wife taught me when she
> > left me to chase others is "Never Forgive.
> And,
> > Never Forget!"
>
>
> Mario Cuomo is dead, so he's unlikely to get the
> nomination. I think they have a rule on that.


Lots of votes for dead people by dead people. It's the democrat way. Don't let death stand in the way of a good politician they say. Surprised there isn't a question on the census that asks if you are currently dead, but your wishes are being carried out by others.

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Re: Don't Answer The Censue
Posted by: WHOSHIGHPITCH ()
Date: March 27, 2020 10:51AM

The Human Tripod for VA Governor!. His own junk can serve as a boom mic!

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