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TP shortage and your butt cleaning habits
Posted by: Clean butt hole ()
Date: March 25, 2020 01:30AM

I’m very curious about your challenge during these difficult times. Please share your genital cleaning habits. I personally haven’t used toilet paper for 20 years.

$6 buys 3 x 80 of butt wipes. I go once a day approximately 30-45 minutes upon waking - 15-30 minutes after my morning coffee. I use 1-2 buttwipes which results in no remaining residue, then I take a shower. One 3x80 pack lasts me about 180 days (half a year) and for $12/yr, I can confidently say I have the cleanest butthole in all of Northern Virginia and top .0001% in the world. Why the fuck would I ever need toilet paper?!?

Caveat - I understand that women need tp for their pee holes. I sympathize, but still how much could the possibly need? I feel like even they could spend $40 and have genital cleaning supplies for 2 years. Who doesn’t have $40 and why would anyone not always have 2 years’ worth of genital cleaning supplies on hand?

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Re: TP shortage and your butt cleaning habits
Posted by: Dirty butthole ()
Date: March 25, 2020 01:39AM

Clean butt hole Wrote:
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> I’m very curious about your challenge during
> these difficult times. Please share your genital
> cleaning habits. I personally haven’t used
> toilet paper for 20 years.
>
> $6 buys 3 x 80 of butt wipes. I go once a day
> approximately 30-45 minutes upon waking - 15-30
> minutes after my morning coffee. I use 1-2
> buttwipes which results in no remaining residue,
> then I take a shower. One 3x80 pack lasts me about
> 180 days (half a year) and for $12/yr, I can
> confidently say I have the cleanest butthole in
> all of Northern Virginia and top .0001% in the
> world. Why the fuck would I ever need toilet
> paper?!?
>
> Caveat - I understand that women need tp for their
> pee holes. I sympathize, but still how much could
> the possibly need? I feel like even they could
> spend $40 and have genital cleaning supplies for 2
> years. Who doesn’t have $40 and why would anyone
> not always have 2 years’ worth of genital
> cleaning supplies on hand?

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever seen...”I can confidently say I have the cleanest butthole in all of Northern Virginia and top .0001% in the world.“ Lol, way to keep it on-topic!

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