HomeFairfax General ForumArrest/Ticket SearchWiki newPictures/VideosChatArticlesLinksAbout
Fairfax County General :  Fairfax Underground fairfax underground logo
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Lots of toliet paper at Wegmans
Posted by: Fair Lakes Guy ()
Date: March 21, 2020 09:51PM

.
Attachments:
phpWXBU7h

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Lots of toliet paper at Wegmans
Posted by: Fuck that ()
Date: March 21, 2020 10:53PM

That cheap ass shit is mighty expensive..

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Lots of toliet paper at Wegmans
Posted by: Wegmans MILF ()
Date: March 21, 2020 11:52PM

Go to wegmans on a Friday night after 6pm....
Lots of eager milfs waiting to get stretched out!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Lots of toliet paper at Wegmans
Posted by: gross ()
Date: March 22, 2020 12:31PM

Wegmans MILF Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Go to wegmans on a Friday night after 6pm....
> Lots of eager milfs waiting to get stretched out!

ew

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Lots of toliet paper at Wegmans
Posted by: Aldi ()
Date: March 26, 2020 11:19AM

Fair Lakes Aldi is stocked

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Lots of toliet paper at Wegmans
Posted by: 7HEPY ()
Date: March 26, 2020 12:51PM

Wegmans MILF Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Go to wegmans on a Friday night after 6pm....
> Lots of eager milfs waiting to get stretched out!


Now they offer you the TP. I ran into 1 Mon. She had this 12 pack of TP in her cart when I ran into her at the oranges. She looks at the 12 pack, looks at me & smiles. I said to her "so you got one of the last, huh?"

So she smiles at me & says "Yes, why, were you trying to get S-O-O-ME?"

"No , not really, I have a lot of it at home already."

SO she gets this disappointed look on her face and I ask her why the long face.

"Well, since this stuff's hard to get, I thought maybe....."

"Look, lady, if you're trying to get me to go home with you, what you've already got is enticement enough....." She looked past 40, had some grey hair, but it actually became her. You could see the crow's feet, but it wasn't that obvious. Her makeup was discreet, didn't try to hide anything but accented her positives.

She smiled a smile that was both evil and smug. I just said to her,

"see, you still got it after all, don't you?"

"Keep that up, little boy, and I don't think I'm going to make it home, even though my kids are here with me. By the way, how old are you, do you have an ID?"

"19, here's my d/l"

she just laughed "I AM old enough to be your mother; I'm 44."

"Correction, you're older than my mother, she's 42"

"Still interested"

"yes, do they sell raincoats here?"

"You don't need them and I like it better bareback, anyhow, besides, Aunt Flow's here, too".

"Oh, right"

"That doesn't bother you?"

"no"

"Oral's a requirement."

"I expected that"

"DAMN! I gave up hitting on men a long time ago when I was on my period. I hate it, b/c I get real horny when it's that time of the month. I figured the TP would do the trick, though. Funny, I met you & don't need it,"

Her kids showed up w/some stuff and didn't seem to pay too much attention to me. It was a boy about 10 and a girl 13 or 14 palying w/a cell phone.

So we both went and paid and I followed her home.

I'd never eaten period pussy before, but, I gotta' say I loved it, especially when she wrapped her legs around me so tight she almost broke my neck. Then she flopped all over the bed and the mattress slid off the box spring taking both of us wit h it. It slid on the floor and at that point she was pushing me away and shaking like a bowl of Jello.

Then she proceeded to rock my world..DAMN! I NEVER had anything THAT good! It's a good thing I still have my head, otherwise I'd be asking her to marry me. My job's shut down and so is hers, so I'm still here w/her and her kids. If I survive this, and I may not....it's a wonder I can actually type this....oh wait, now she's calling me....................

Options: ReplyQuote


Your Name: 
Your Email (Optional): 
Subject: 
Attach a file
  • No file can be larger than 75 MB
  • All files together cannot be larger than 300 MB
  • 30 more file(s) can be attached to this message
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
 ********   **    **  ********   ********   ******   
 **     **   **  **   **     **     **     **    **  
 **     **    ****    **     **     **     **        
 **     **     **     ********      **     **   **** 
 **     **     **     **            **     **    **  
 **     **     **     **            **     **    **  
 ********      **     **            **      ******   
This forum powered by Phorum.