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Fuck it. Got a haircut today.
Posted by: Numbah 6 brocked neck ()
Date: March 18, 2020 04:06PM

Two weeks overdue for a haircut. Usual barber shop closed for coronavirus
with a note on their window this morning. Found another nearby barber that
recently opened and got a nice haircut. Cleansed hands afterward with Lysol
wipes. Drove straight home for a shower and shampoo. Crazy times.

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Re: Fuck it. Got a haircut today.
Posted by: A Onion ()
Date: March 18, 2020 06:52PM

Numbah 6 brocked neck Wrote:
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> Two weeks overdue for a haircut. Usual barber
> shop closed for coronavirus
> with a note on their window this morning. Found
> another nearby barber that
> recently opened and got a nice haircut. Cleansed
> hands afterward with Lysol
> wipes. Drove straight home for a shower and
> shampoo. Crazy times.

How are your bowels?

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Re: Fuck it. Got a haircut today.
Posted by: Barbera ()
Date: March 18, 2020 08:05PM

Enjoy the coronavirus you just got from the barber!

Now you can be just like all the celebrities who proudly announce they got it.

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Re: Fuck it. Got a haircut today.
Posted by: corona ()
Date: March 18, 2020 09:22PM

add one more in 2 weeks to the count!

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Re: Fuck it. Got a haircut today.
Posted by: you are not alon ()
Date: March 18, 2020 09:39PM

i did too. at least we will look good for our funerals

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Re: Fuck it. Got a haircut today.
Posted by: Numbah 6 brocked neck ()
Date: March 19, 2020 12:59AM

Fuck you guys and your nasty dispositions.

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Re: Fuck it. Got a haircut today.
Posted by: Italian Barber ()
Date: March 19, 2020 06:48AM

Italian barbers are my favorite. Their shampoo girls always give you a special treat. I saw them both on Friday 03/13.

If you read this, now you're infected, too. I was coughing all over it!!

If I'm not infected, then don't worry.

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Re: Fuck it. Got a haircut today.
Posted by: hard working ()
Date: March 19, 2020 08:53PM

PICS/LINKS or it didn't happen

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Re: Fuck it. Got a haircut today.
Posted by: hard working ()
Date: March 22, 2020 11:13PM

I'm thinking I might need a haircut soon!

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Re: Fuck it. Got a haircut today.
Posted by: now that you mention it ()
Date: March 23, 2020 07:27AM

what barbershops are still open in western fairfax? i am in desperate need of a haircut. seriously.

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Re: Fuck it. Got a haircut today.
Posted by: Jose’s barbershop ()
Date: March 23, 2020 09:25AM

You can find a few illegals still plying their trade.
Go ahead, the odds are still in your favor. Just stay in your house for 2 weeks after you get the haircut.

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Re: Fuck it. Got a haircut today.
Posted by: Hirsute'ish ()
Date: March 23, 2020 01:40PM

Missed this good notice from original poster. Me and other men going to look like
70's political protesters in a few weeks which might not be a bad thing- a
different look, eh? Gawd help our women! No coif-style, no waxing etc. for a
long while.

Hairy-beav' on the horizon which might also not be a... bad thing? Looking
forward to the (new normal) of female grooming in coming months. Curly pubes
in our manly teeth will upstart/support necessity of dental floss production more
than ever.

Men- let's embrace the upcoming sight, scent and feel of our hirsute LADIES!

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Re: Fuck it. Got a haircut today.
Posted by: Haircut 100 ()
Date: March 23, 2020 06:33PM

Never considered barbers closing and our not getting a haircut for a while amidst
all of the shit that we're dealing with. I'm ok with my wife getting hairier and
more concerned with finding paper towels/hand wipes in the immediate future.
Newlywed fun ended 2 kids and 8 years ago. Aye carumba.

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Re: Fuck it. Got a haircut today.
Posted by: 0s9idfj ()
Date: March 23, 2020 07:18PM


Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.

SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY

LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him


GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.



G2's government worker owned hair shop filled with illegal alien women employees must need work

I STOPPED GETTING HAIR CUTS THE DAY I REALIZED NONE OF THE WOMEN WERE FROM AROUND HERE

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Re: Fuck it. Got a haircut today.
Posted by: Antiasshat. ()
Date: March 23, 2020 07:53PM

Who cares? I’m bald

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Re: Fuck it. Got a haircut today.
Posted by: wiffle ()
Date: March 23, 2020 07:56PM

Crap and need a cut also. Out of luck for a while. No barber or salon is going to be open for a long time.

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Re: Fuck it. Got a haircut today.
Posted by: Factuals ()
Date: March 23, 2020 08:15PM

Italian Barber Wrote:
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> Italian barbers are my favorite. Their shampoo
> girls always give you a special treat. I saw them
> both on Friday 03/13.
>
> If you read this, now you're infected, too. I was
> coughing all over it!!
>
> If I'm not infected, then don't worry.

Haven’t seen an Italian barber since leaving Westchester, NY decades ago. Every, and I mean every single barber shop in Fairfax County are operated by Asians. Some are good. Most are poorly run toward a quick buck and don’t give a flying fuck about customers/residents/neighbors. Jews are greedy. Asians make Jews look kind and generous.

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Re: Fuck it. Got a haircut today.
Posted by: Italian Barber ()
Date: March 23, 2020 09:17PM

Factuals Wrote:
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> Italian Barber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Italian barbers are my favorite. Their shampoo
> > girls always give you a special treat. I saw
> them
> > both on Friday 03/13.
> >
> > If you read this, now you're infected, too. I
> was
> > coughing all over it!!
> >
> > If I'm not infected, then don't worry.
>
> Haven’t seen an Italian barber since leaving
> Westchester, NY decades ago. Every, and I mean
> every single barber shop in Fairfax County are
> operated by Asians. Some are good. Most are
> poorly run toward a quick buck and don’t give a
> flying fuck about customers/residents/neighbors.
> Jews are greedy. Asians make Jews look kind and
> generous.


My guy is the best there is.

You'll become an opera lover.

He's very well known and has numerous celebs in his following.

He owns his shop in Fairfax County and has been in the county for decades.

Too bad you think you know everything.

You don't.

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Re: Fuck it. Got a haircut today.
Posted by: 09cc ()
Date: March 25, 2020 05:09PM

Numbah 6 brocked neck Wrote:
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> Two weeks overdue for a haircut. Usual barber
> shop closed for coronavirus
> with a note on their window this morning. Found
> another nearby barber that
> recently opened and got a nice haircut. Cleansed
> hands afterward with Lysol
> wipes. Drove straight home for a shower and
> shampoo. Crazy times.

I need a haircut. Never entered my mind until now. All grooming shops
for male/female are closed in Fairfax.

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