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Hey y'all! Goldurn! My brother Bernard sure is doing well with his politicking!
Posted by: Colonel Sanders ()
Date: February 25, 2020 10:31PM

Howdy Bob!

I'm just amazed how my little brother can git all them folks in a barn burning uproar! He sure is something!

If he wins the election, I'll give away one chicken dinner to everyone who'll want one! Yippee!

When we were kids, I used to give him the worst atomic wedges and jalapeño noogies!! Oh, how he'd scream!

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Re: Hey y'all! Goldurn! My brother Bernard sure is doing well with his politicking!
Posted by: Calm down Colonel ()
Date: February 25, 2020 11:47PM

You shouldn’t be supporting your little brother Bernie, because he is a commie, he will try to shut down your capitalist company.

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Re: Hey y'all! Goldurn! My brother Bernard sure is doing well with his politicking!
Posted by: Tell you what, son... ()
Date: February 26, 2020 07:30AM

If we could get Miss Amy a little bit sideways, you know, being the fun-lovin girl she claims, I feel certain that Miss Amy might consider participatin in a little 3-way wit the Sanders brothers.

Imagine that might raise ger popularity a sight, too.

Dang it, man!

I'm getting all chicken-feathered just thinking bout it!

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Re: Hey y'all! Goldurn! My brother Bernard sure is doing well with his politicking!
Posted by: Wait! What? ()
Date: February 26, 2020 07:44PM

Miss Amy? Amy Klobuchar? You two are twisted.

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Re: Hey y'all! Goldurn! My brother Bernard sure is doing well with his politicking!
Posted by: SumMo ()
Date: February 27, 2020 03:10PM

Colonel,
Is it true that you are coming out with a new flavor, the Bern. It's full of chicken shit but it's free?

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Re: Hey y'all! Goldurn! My brother Bernard sure is doing well with his politicking!
Posted by: Dgt7d ()
Date: February 27, 2020 07:32PM

I did not reaalize Bernie's brother was a redneck.

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Re: Hey y'all! Goldurn! My brother Bernard sure is doing well with his politicking!
Posted by: Not a redneck ()
Date: February 28, 2020 07:17AM

He was Southern Plantation operator. His use of Slavic people's on his cotton plantation helped his success. He even learned to speak Croation.

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