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I Like to get Fucked Up and Shoot Guns
Posted by: Centreville ()
Date: February 13, 2020 12:13PM

I drink beer and whiskey and smoke weed and then I go outside and shoot my guns. Sometimes I shoot my guns while drinking beer and smoking weed.

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Re: I Like to get Fucked Up and Shoot Guns
Posted by: Shooter ()
Date: February 13, 2020 12:21PM

So, what's your point?

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Re: I Like to get Fucked Up and Shoot Guns
Posted by: ATF be like ()
Date: February 13, 2020 12:45PM

Centreville Wrote:
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> I drink beer and whiskey and smoke weed and then I
> go outside and shoot my guns. Sometimes I shoot my
> guns while drinking beer and smoking weed.

Your IP address has been subpoenaed and we are on our way to your FFL for the physical copy of your 4473 on which you lied on question 11E!

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Re: I Like to get Fucked Up and Shoot Guns
Posted by: He Was Warned About 11E ()
Date: February 13, 2020 01:11PM

Now he goes to the Fed after cops trace his IP with warrants for admitting to a federal crime , I pity the pimply faced skinny 18 year old liberal just into college on daddys dime who gets a felony record and can't be anything that needs a license in life except driving for Uber

Down the drain Doctor Lawyer CPA, Ship Captain, Burger flipper or grease trap cleaner he shall be

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Re: I Like to get Fucked Up and Shoot Guns
Posted by: Big $ ()
Date: February 13, 2020 01:39PM

You showed him! I bet those things will really happen now. Go Trump!

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Natural selection failure
Posted by: Your Mamma ()
Date: February 13, 2020 02:17PM

Evolution has truly failed us when someone like you comes along, I sure hope you’re just running your mouth... you sound like a fool, if not you’re serious I hope you shoot yourself in the fucking foot, The fuck do you live, like on 5 acres of land, and have a superhuman ability to not have any motor coordination disruption from either or both of those psychoactive chemicals, be it alcohol or from cannabis. what are you 10 years old? All so you can ”have fun” needing to take off some pot shotS (pardon the pun). I feel sorry, for you you because ya shouldn’t own a firearm, and the rest of us out there who are law abiding and gun safety conscience shouldn’t have to deal with idiots like you that make it bad for everyone else.
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Re: I Like to get Fucked Up and Shoot Guns
Posted by: Fucking 11E again ()
Date: February 13, 2020 02:59PM

ATF be like Wrote:
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> Centreville Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I drink beer and whiskey and smoke weed and then
> I
> > go outside and shoot my guns. Sometimes I shoot
> my
> > guns while drinking beer and smoking weed.
>
> Your IP address has been subpoenaed and we are on
> our way to your FFL for the physical copy of your
> 4473 on which you lied on question 11E!

Gun show loophole, dude. You can be stoned when you buy the gun, and it does not matter.

Don't like it, close the gun show loophole, you fucking commie gun grabber

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Re: I Like to get Fucked Up and Shoot Guns
Posted by: May I See Your Drivers License ()
Date: February 13, 2020 03:52PM

"You have a tail light out, I detect the oder of marijuana smoke please step out of the car" (at near gunpoint while radioing for a backup felony squad ) After placing you in cuffs in the unit a search of your car is in progress , weed and a briar pipe with residue is bagged and sealed with the troopers name across the seal and date, then well well ! A cheap 9mm Highpoint with a loaded mag is under the seat hiding out peeking at the trooper. It is checked unloaded and bagged then sealed. The "finds" are shown to you with a smile "Surprise Surprise Surprise Look at what we found in your car , your under arrest for possession of narcotics and a concealed firearm ". Off to the ADC you go to be booked into receiving but your screaming and crying and you spit at the deputy so the goon squad slaps your ass into the black plastic recliner and seat belts you in with several straps and puts a crash helmet on your head , sliding you across the floor into the rubber room then the big heavy door shuts with a slam with the bright lights on you to keep a eye on you for the next 8 hours till the weed leaves your brain and you get a cold lousy breakfast on a metal tray eaten with a huge spoon called a shovel in the jail

You gun and weed are sent off to the state crime lab , yes its weed and just enough for a felony bust and the gun is traced to a dealer where the BATFE takes over and checks out the 4473 and sees you lied on question 11E, now you have got two court dates one in Fairfax and the other in Alexandria in the federal court so you have to have two public defenders . When its all over your sitting in the Va Nottaway Correctional Center for 4 years while one of your former friends has married your best girl and you are cleaning the prison kitchens grease trap and you still have to find a way to pay that federal 5000 dollar fine you got in Alexandria, lucky for you the feds sentence was concurrent so when you get out of the joint in Virginia your ready to start cleaning grease traps at Micky Ds to give money to Uncle Sam

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Re: I Like to get Fucked Up and Shoot Guns
Posted by: Feel the Biden! ()
Date: February 13, 2020 04:11PM

May I See Your Drivers License Wrote:
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> "You have a tail light out, I detect the oder of
> marijuana smoke please step out of the car" (at
> near gunpoint while radioing for a backup felony
> squad ) After placing you in cuffs in the unit a
> search of your car is in progress , weed and a
> briar pipe with residue is bagged and sealed with
> the troopers name across the seal and date, then
> well well ! A cheap 9mm Highpoint with a loaded
> mag is under the seat hiding out peeking at the
> trooper. It is checked unloaded and bagged then
> sealed. The "finds" are shown to you with a smile
> "Surprise Surprise Surprise Look at what we found
> in your car , your under arrest for possession of
> narcotics and a concealed firearm ". Off to the
> ADC you go to be booked into receiving but your
> screaming and crying and you spit at the deputy so
> the goon squad slaps your ass into the black
> plastic recliner and seat belts you in with
> several straps and puts a crash helmet on your
> head , sliding you across the floor into the
> rubber room then the big heavy door shuts with a
> slam with the bright lights on you to keep a eye
> on you for the next 8 hours till the weed leaves
> your brain and you get a cold lousy breakfast on a
> metal tray eaten with a huge spoon called a shovel
> in the jail
>
> You gun and weed are sent off to the state crime
> lab , yes its weed and just enough for a felony
> bust and the gun is traced to a dealer where the
> BATFE takes over and checks out the 4473 and sees
> you lied on question 11E, now you have got two
> court dates one in Fairfax and the other in
> Alexandria in the federal court so you have to
> have two public defenders . When its all over your
> sitting in the Va Nottaway Correctional Center for
> 4 years while one of your former friends has
> married your best girl and you are cleaning the
> prison kitchens grease trap and you still have to
> find a way to pay that federal 5000 dollar fine
> you got in Alexandria, lucky for you the feds
> sentence was concurrent so when you get out of the
> joint in Virginia your ready to start cleaning
> grease traps at Micky Ds to give money to Uncle
> Sam

The person who wrote this is a homosexual.

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Re: I Like to get Fucked Up and Shoot Guns
Posted by: So Gay Pete Wrote It Says You^ ()
Date: February 13, 2020 04:32PM

You thought Mayor Pete would be kind to you with free weed huh homo

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Re: I Like to get Fucked Up and Shoot Guns
Posted by: Thomas fucking Jefferson ()
Date: February 13, 2020 06:58PM

May I See Your Drivers License Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> "You have a tail light out, I detect the oder of
> marijuana smoke please step out of the car" (at
> near gunpoint while radioing for a backup felony
> squad ) After placing you in cuffs in the unit a
> search of your car is in progress , weed and a
> briar pipe with residue is bagged and sealed with
> the troopers name across the seal and date, then
> well well ! A cheap 9mm Highpoint with a loaded
> mag is under the seat hiding out peeking at the
> trooper. It is checked unloaded and bagged then
> sealed. The "finds" are shown to you with a smile
> "Surprise Surprise Surprise Look at what we found
> in your car , your under arrest for possession of
> narcotics and a concealed firearm ". Off to the
> ADC you go to be booked into receiving but your
> screaming and crying and you spit at the deputy so
> the goon squad slaps your ass into the black
> plastic recliner and seat belts you in with
> several straps and puts a crash helmet on your
> head , sliding you across the floor into the
> rubber room then the big heavy door shuts with a
> slam with the bright lights on you to keep a eye
> on you for the next 8 hours till the weed leaves
> your brain and you get a cold lousy breakfast on a
> metal tray eaten with a huge spoon called a shovel
> in the jail
>
> You gun and weed are sent off to the state crime
> lab , yes its weed and just enough for a felony
> bust and the gun is traced to a dealer where the
> BATFE takes over and checks out the 4473 and sees
> you lied on question 11E, now you have got two
> court dates one in Fairfax and the other in
> Alexandria in the federal court so you have to
> have two public defenders . When its all over your
> sitting in the Va Nottaway Correctional Center for
> 4 years while one of your former friends has
> married your best girl and you are cleaning the
> prison kitchens grease trap and you still have to
> find a way to pay that federal 5000 dollar fine
> you got in Alexandria, lucky for you the feds
> sentence was concurrent so when you get out of the
> joint in Virginia your ready to start cleaning
> grease traps at Micky Ds to give money to Uncle
> Sam

My best girl carries < 13 grams of good cannabis stored in packaging marked for legal CBD hemp with a receipt from a local retailer for the original product. I am not aware when she does or does not have this. I carry a Canik 9mm IWB appendix with permit inside the holster. We get pulled over for a faulty blinker due to humidity as my Tesla is prone to this unfortunately. Cop smells the bud,
. my girl happily shows the receipt and probable cause is lost. I tell the redcoat I have a sweet Canik lawfully contained in the center console no permit needed.. He checks my weapon with envy and issues me a warning for the blinker and sends me on my way without ever sending my cannabis or my firearm to the state crime lab or issuing me any summons natch

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Re: I Like to get Fucked Up and Shoot Guns
Posted by: grow the f up ()
Date: February 13, 2020 06:58PM

Most gun guys I know are kinda weird...what is the fascination with guns?

I've done some shooting in my day, and it can be kinda fun but to sit around and talk about different kinds of guns, hang out at a range, take pride in showing how safety conscious and aware you are...

I don't get it.

Guns just aren't that much fun.

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Re: I Like to get Fucked Up and Shoot Guns
Posted by: I Dont Get It Either ()
Date: February 13, 2020 08:04PM

F the talking , when Im at the range Im itching to shoot and test some new loads , then the cold Hobo beer later cleaning the guns is great as I admire my targets cuz the bullet holes are all in the black with plenty of X's . I can afford it cuz I don't spend my money on "Bud"

DAJAX Guns Are A Blast

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Re: I Like to get Fucked Up and Shoot Guns
Posted by: Laughing all the way ()
Date: February 13, 2020 10:29PM

I Dont Get It Either Wrote:
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> F the talking , when Im at the range Im itching to
> shoot and test some new loads , then the cold Hobo
> beer later cleaning the guns is great as I admire
> my targets cuz the bullet holes are all in the
> black with plenty of X's . I can afford it cuz I
> don't spend my money on "Bud"
>
> DAJAX Guns Are A Blast

If the tyranical govt hadn't created a black market for "bud" 80 years ago it would be cheaper than tobacco like it used to be no big deal at the general stores

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Re: I Like to get Fucked Up and Shoot Guns
Posted by: How About Smoking A Rope ()
Date: February 13, 2020 10:46PM

Its kind of harsh on the throat but its hemp that's what your kind "Buds" were 80 years ago

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Re: I Like to get Fucked Up and Shoot Guns
Posted by: the reality iiis ()
Date: February 14, 2020 05:50AM

People should realize that the war on drugs, especially MJ, was spurred on by Nixon as a political device.

He didn't give a sh** about public health or wellbeing.

He knew by maximizing the illegality of MJ, he could marginalize his two biggest enemies at the polls...hippies and blacks.

That's why he did it.

He didn't care about it, he wanted to get re-elected,

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Re: I Like to get Fucked Up and Shoot Guns
Posted by: Hillsboro Dude ()
Date: February 14, 2020 05:16PM

Centreville Wrote:
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> I drink beer and whiskey and smoke weed and then I
> go outside and shoot my guns. Sometimes I shoot my
> guns while drinking beer and smoking weed.

Do you live in Shannondale, WV adjacent to Loudoun County? Housing development with its own on site shooting range. Classy place.

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