Michael Bloomberg's employees created a book purportedly full of his offensive quotes. Here it is.
Select quotes from Bloomberg and referenced in "The Portable Bloomberg":
On liberals: "The only liberal I trust is a rich old liberal. Why? Because they're old enough to understand what they're saying, and they're rich enough to pay for what they say!" (Page 31)
On the Bloomberg financial terminal: "It will do everything, including give you a blowjob. I guess that puts a lot of you girls out of business." (Page 18)
On the Vietnam War draft: "During the Vietnam War, I was classified 1Y because of flat feet --not as good as being 1F because 1Y meant you were on "standby" and could be called up at any time. I had a great agreement with the draft board that summer --they never called me and I never called them. I'm trying to make the same arrangement with Death." (Page 32)
On salesmanship: "Make the customer think he's getting laid when he's getting fucked." (Page 7)
ON NEGOTIATIONS: "What do I want? I want an exclusive, 10-year contract, an automatic extension, and I want you to pay me. And I want a blow job from Jane Fonda. Have you seen Jane Fonda lately? Not bad for fifty." (Page 10)