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How to assassinate Mike Doomburg
Posted by: Clumsy chemist ()
Date: January 14, 2020 10:58PM

Pack one of these bitches 1/4 up with RDX made by nitration of ESBIT stove tablets from Amazon. Drill a hole in the bottom for a non-ferrous detonator and seal it water tight. Pour the beverage of your choice on top and go chug that bad boy in front of security at any convinient doomberg event. Once through, use the big gulp to strongarm your way through the throngs of Karens to get as close as you can to Mikey boy. Find a nice obese Karen for cover spark the fuse and chuck that symbol of tyranny at doomberg's wrinkly thick head!
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Re: How to assassinate Mike Doomburg
Posted by: Say hi to the FBI ()
Date: January 14, 2020 11:27PM

I reported this and look forward to you telling us how it went down when you told the feds this joke in the interrogation room.

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Re: How to assassinate Mike Doomburg
Posted by: yag eruoy ()
Date: January 14, 2020 11:32PM

Say hi to the FBI Wrote:
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> I reported this and look forward to you telling us
> how it went down when you told the feds this joke
> in the interrogation room.

My posts have been reported dozens of times already the only one time I actually got a phone call the agent even admitted he chuckled when he read them and told me the call was just SOP. Im a good boy!
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Re: How to assassinate Mike Doomburg
Posted by: snicker doodle ()
Date: January 15, 2020 01:28AM

Say hi to the FBI Wrote:
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> I reported this and look forward to you telling us
> how it went down when you told the feds this joke
> in the interrogation room.

Its going great they just brought me a soda and called my parents!
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Re: How to assassinate Mike Doomburg
Posted by: Big Gulp ()
Date: January 15, 2020 02:48PM

Slot the tyrant!
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