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My finalized plans for Lobby Day January 20
Posted by: wally ()
Date: January 14, 2020 10:31PM

I rolled up a book of paper matches and four harmless waterproof firecrackers in a sturdy condom. I will be catching one of the VCDL buses to Richmond and breezing though security at the general assembly building. After waiting 10 or 20 minutes I line for a stall in the John, I will drop my drawers and squat out my stash. These things make full milk jugs jump and pop but I'm not sure if they will crack porcelain. Guess we'll find out! There are no cameras in the restrooms so blending in with the stampede will be simple. If by chance I am discovered what legal consequences can I expect? If the porcelain is cracked I will take that rap with honor but I'mma fight any illegal fireworks charges those are unconstitutional! If you think I might face more serious charges please comment below!
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Re: My finalized plans for Lobby Day January 20
Posted by: karen doomburg ()
Date: January 15, 2020 12:11AM

wally Wrote:
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> I rolled up a book of paper matches and four
> harmless waterproof firecrackers in a sturdy
> condom. I will be catching one of the VCDL buses
> to Richmond and breezing though security at the
> general assembly building. After waiting 10 or 20
> minutes I line for a stall in the John, I will
> drop my drawers and squat out my stash. These
> things make full milk jugs jump and pop but I'm
> not sure if they will crack porcelain. Guess we'll
> find out! There are no cameras in the restrooms so
> blending in with the stampede will be simple. If
> by chance I am discovered what legal consequences
> can I expect? If the porcelain is cracked I will
> take that rap with honor but I'mma fight any
> illegal fireworks charges those are
> unconstitutional! If you think I might face more
> serious charges please comment below!

THis post has been reported to the FBI for domestic terrorism and illegal firecrackers! you cant have those you could blow your thumb off!

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Re: My finalized plans for Lobby Day January 20
Posted by: Cool ()
Date: January 15, 2020 12:16AM

That's one hell of a plan, sir.

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Re: My finalized plans for Lobby Day January 20
Posted by: TSA Tom ()
Date: January 15, 2020 12:32AM

wally Wrote:
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> I rolled up a book of paper matches and four
> harmless waterproof firecrackers in a sturdy
> condom. I will be catching one of the VCDL buses
> to Richmond and breezing though security at the
> general assembly building. After waiting 10 or 20
> minutes I line for a stall in the John, I will
> drop my drawers and squat out my stash. These
> things make full milk jugs jump and pop but I'm
> not sure if they will crack porcelain. Guess we'll
> find out! There are no cameras in the restrooms so
> blending in with the stampede will be simple. If
> by chance I am discovered what legal consequences
> can I expect? If the porcelain is cracked I will
> take that rap with honor but I'mma fight any
> illegal fireworks charges those are
> unconstitutional! If you think I might face more
> serious charges please comment below!


Prepare to be tracked from now until Monday and thoroughly cavity searched at the door! IDK sounds like you might be into that stuff?

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Re: My finalized plans for Lobby Day January 20
Posted by: wally ()
Date: January 15, 2020 01:48AM

Cool Wrote:
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> That's one hell of a plan, sir.


Sir???? Did you just assume my pronoun(s)?!! Why you gotta broomstick up your ass Boomer LMAO yeet;
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Re: My finalized plans for Lobby Day January 20
Posted by: Wait a min ()
Date: January 15, 2020 11:06AM

Is this the "credible threat of violence" that prompted Coonman to declare the state of emergency? Violence against his own asshole!

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