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Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: Freedom fighter ()
Date: January 12, 2020 10:44PM

Any cop who doesn't resign immediately after any of these bullshit gun control laws go into effect will become a uniformed enemy combatant occupying my home as the result of foreign campaign donations and meddling. If this goes through, I will be forced to shoot any pig who attempts to make contact with me because I will have an "assault weapon" on me at all times as an act of defiance to this tyranny - a Canik 9mm for those who are interested... If I am left alone I will do no harm but pulling me over for so much as a fucking blinker will now be a life and death encounter for both of us because I will not be surrending my rightfully owned firearms and going to jail and I'm not going to wait for you to get the drop on me that thing's coming out the second you hit your blue lights on me. I don't want to live or die this way but I will not bow either.
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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: Former Cop ()
Date: January 12, 2020 11:02PM

Lets get some things out of the way:

-Most cops are pro second Amendment, although if push came to shove most of them will not resign

- If you pull out a firearm on a police officer you will, I repeat, you WILL get trampled with lead coming from multiple directions.


I’m a life long republican and it’s a shame what the formerly Red state has become. It’s rapidly become a welfare state, much to the likes of New York. Except NOVA is our NYC and the rest of the state is upstate.

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: Ooooooo scary ()
Date: January 12, 2020 11:21PM

Former Cop Wrote:
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> Lets get some things out of the way:
>
> -Most cops are pro second Amendment, although if
> push came to shove most of them will not resign
>
> - If you pull out a firearm on a police officer
> you will, I repeat, you WILL get trampled with
> lead coming from multiple directions.
>
>
> I’m a life long republican and it’s a shame
> what the formerly Red state has become. It’s
> rapidly become a welfare state, much to the likes
> of New York. Except NOVA is our NYC and the rest
> of the state is upstate.

The few Fairfax pigs I've chatted up from the back seat on my way to the drunk tank said they only qualify once a year and it's a joke and that most of their coworkers don't practice on their own time that they knew of. the chick diversity hire cops can barely hold those sig 226s in the Weaver stance much less one hand on the radio calling for back up. I give you two steps from your squad car. you won't know what hit you. Then I'm burning rubber while you bleed out through your ears. Might just invest in a .22 TCM this weekend test out that Kevlar we paid for with our taxes

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: Big $ ()
Date: January 12, 2020 11:31PM

Guys with guns have the biggest dicks, and all this little dicks are afraid of us. Swing the sacks, my bros! Slap your testicles in the Soy boys in blues faces.

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: Bull dyke Dotty ()
Date: January 12, 2020 11:57PM

Big $ Wrote:
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> Guys with guns have the biggest dicks, and all
> this little dicks are afraid of us. Swing the
> sacks, my bros! Slap your testicles in the Soy
> boys in blues faces.


Did you just assume my gender? Excuse me? I will have you know I suffocated TWO men under my sumptuous posterior. They had I coming I told them I'm not a breeder but they kept buying me drinks.. what's a girl to do?

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: OKAY BOOMER ()
Date: January 13, 2020 12:02AM

Former Cop Wrote:
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> Lets get some things out of the way:
>
> -Most cops are pro second Amendment, although if
> push came to shove most of them will not resign
>
> - If you pull out a firearm on a police officer
> you will, I repeat, you WILL get trampled with
> lead coming from multiple directions.
>
>
> I’m a life long republican and it’s a shame
> what the formerly Red state has become. It’s
> rapidly become a welfare state, much to the likes
> of New York. Except NOVA is our NYC and the rest
> of the state is upstate.


We get it. Cops were rough, tough and gruff back in your day. They walked the beat swinging billy clubs and had a treat for every dog and cat. They helped people. They caught the real bad guys. Now? This. Fuck this. Fuck this in the butt with a rusty piece of rebar:
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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: Police Support The Constitution ()
Date: January 13, 2020 12:04AM

They support the rule of law all the way, they put their lives on the line every day doing just that.

The rule of law states that you Vote ! That's the way America observes the rule of law the founders gave us all

To defend your liberty uphold the rule of law and the entire US constitution and Vote

And you wild hairs stop this insane talk here attacking those police officers whom protect this nation internally , our police whom do it with the same valor and honor our US military does who give all defending your right to vote !

Really you are far exceeding your 1st amendment right of free speech when you advocate violence and are subjecting yourself to lawful arrest as a domestic terrorist

DAJAX Who says Vote and protest without violence as The Rev Dr Martin Luther King taught America as well as all of our national hero's who were All Americans

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: This fucking cunt ()
Date: January 13, 2020 12:12AM

I never hit ladies but this is no lady... I would derive extreme pleasure and satisfaction from dissecting her live.

"Cops are pro 2A"

Pog mo thoin
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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: Really Time To Think ()
Date: January 13, 2020 12:18AM

That armored vehicles main reason for its existence is for police to be able to rescue innocent people like those young children behind it, if a insane maniac hater opens fire instead of voting and peacefully protesting what they don't like . The officers will risk their lives way out on a limb to save you and them alike no matter your race religion gender sexual preference or politics if your the one who gets hit by gunfire . Remember they have families too that must grieve when they don't come home having given their lives for you

DAJAX Don't be The Hater

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: Ok bootlicker ()
Date: January 13, 2020 12:30AM

Really Time To Think Wrote:
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> That armored vehicles main reason for its
> existence is for police to be able to rescue
> innocent people like those young children behind
> it, if a insane maniac hater opens fire instead of
> voting and peacefully protesting what they don't
> like . The officers will risk their lives way out
> on a limb to save you and them alike no matter
> your race religion gender sexual preference or
> politics if your the one who gets hit by gunfire .
> Remember they have families too that must grieve
> when they don't come home having given their lives
> for you
>
> DAJAX Don't be The Hater

I'm not any threat to any innocent people. I am a very serious threat to gun theiving tyrants. They usually wear uniforms, shouldn't be hard to pick them out from the grannies and school kids. Where has your "peaceful protest and voting" got you? You're out of touch Boomer, these aren't your dad's Irish coppers swinging the hickory shampoo. They think they can keep their ARs and take ours. Hell the standard FCPD Sig P226 is about to become a felony to possess. Fuck that I'm shooting commanding officers first. Sleep tight roessler! Sleep tight Ra'shall!

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: What a bull dyke ()
Date: January 13, 2020 11:13AM

Ra'shall Brackney is clear proof that the tyrannical militarized police will absolutely take your guns. I want to dismember her alive with a butter knife. Just waiting for the red flags to come to me door. Rather die killing tyrants than grovel under the boot and if you know me you know I don't keep my guns locked up like a peaceful citizen anymore cause that's how they steal em

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: Waiting with baited breath ()
Date: January 13, 2020 12:27PM

Who do you have to threaten around here to get a SWAT team to come play? I'm getting bored...

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: Don't hold your breath ()
Date: January 13, 2020 12:29PM

Waiting with baited breath Wrote:
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> Who do you have to threaten around here to get a
> SWAT team to come play? I'm getting bored...


Gun grabbers are cowards. If they know you'll really shoot back they won't want to make you a Martyr especially not the day the BS passes. Call their bluff
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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: wally ()
Date: January 13, 2020 11:23PM

You guys who keep saying you're gonna shoot the cops if they pull you over are so full of shit.

Oh. and since cops only qualify once a year you'd be able to put two rounds in them before they got two steps away from their squad. That is hilarious!

We all know you're not going to do anything.

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: You got me ()
Date: January 13, 2020 11:26PM

wally Wrote:
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> You guys who keep saying you're gonna shoot the
> cops if they pull you over are so full of shit.
>
> Oh. and since cops only qualify once a year you'd
> be able to put two rounds in them before they got
> two steps away from their squad. That is
> hilarious!
>
> We all know you're not going to do anything.

I admit it. I would never shoot a cop two steps from the patrol car because they're all too chicken shit to get out until theres a dozen or so with rifles on scene. But if you pigs wanna come here I will surrender my arsenal one round at a time and die fulfilled with a clean conscience

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: wally ()
Date: January 13, 2020 11:55PM

wally Wrote:
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> You guys who keep saying you're gonna shoot the
> cops if they pull you over are so full of shit.
>
> Oh. and since cops only qualify once a year you'd
> be able to put two rounds in them before they got
> two steps away from their squad. That is
> hilarious!
>
> We all know you're not going to do anything.

Noooo come back! Im so lonely! Negative attention is still attention...

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: randyweaver ()
Date: January 14, 2020 12:01AM

Storm a coming?
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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: yeah. ok ()
Date: January 14, 2020 12:26AM

You got me Wrote:
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> wally Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You guys who keep saying you're gonna shoot the
> > cops if they pull you over are so full of shit.
> >
> > Oh. and since cops only qualify once a year
> you'd
> > be able to put two rounds in them before they
> got
> > two steps away from their squad. That is
> > hilarious!
> >
> > We all know you're not going to do anything.
>
> I admit it. I would never shoot a cop two steps
> from the patrol car because they're all too
> chicken shit to get out until theres a dozen or so
> with rifles on scene. But if you pigs wanna come
> here I will surrender my arsenal one round at a
> time and die fulfilled with a clean conscience

There you go again with your bullshit tough guy talk. Give it a rest. Nobody's buying it.

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: wally ()
Date: January 14, 2020 12:30AM

yeah. ok Wrote:
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> You got me Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > wally Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You guys who keep saying you're gonna shoot
> the
> > > cops if they pull you over are so full of
> shit.
> > >
> > > Oh. and since cops only qualify once a year
> > you'd
> > > be able to put two rounds in them before they
> > got
> > > two steps away from their squad. That is
> > > hilarious!
> > >
> > > We all know you're not going to do anything.
> >
> > I admit it. I would never shoot a cop two steps
> > from the patrol car because they're all too
> > chicken shit to get out until theres a dozen or
> so
> > with rifles on scene. But if you pigs wanna
> come
> > here I will surrender my arsenal one round at a
> > time and die fulfilled with a clean conscience
>
> There you go again with your bullshit tough guy
> talk. Give it a rest. Nobody's buying it.


Struck a nerve I have! Whatever you have to say to convince and reassure yourself that you won't get yeeted on your first red flag confiscation Mr Piggy... SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: Also, he’s mentally ill ()
Date: January 14, 2020 04:56AM

Please don’t respond to OP. He is a teenage acne-ridden loser with no friends, who has been shitposting all over this site. He will now try to make a tough response to this, while sitting alone in his parents’ basement.

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: wally ()
Date: January 14, 2020 09:34AM

Also, he’s mentally ill Wrote:
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> Please don’t respond to OP. He is a teenage
> acne-ridden loser with no friends, who has been
> shitposting all over this site. He will now try to
> make a tough response to this, while sitting alone
> in his parents’ basement.


I'm actually 27 and I live in a tent off walney Rd but close enough I guess

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: Suicide silence ()
Date: January 14, 2020 09:56AM

Also, he’s mentally ill Wrote:
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> Please don’t respond to OP. He is a teenage
> acne-ridden loser with no friends, who has been
> shitposting all over this site. He will now try to
> make a tough response to this, while sitting alone
> in his parents’ basement.


You're describing someone who sounds fed up enough with life to shoot though ;)

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: wally ()
Date: January 14, 2020 11:22AM

Yeet yeet motherfucker! Hold your breath! That's right fuck the Geneva convention! No holds barred for gun grabbing tyrants!

- Poolboi
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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: babykiller ()
Date: January 16, 2020 03:33PM

How far will the blackface/baby killer be from the State house Jan. 20th?
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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: Well we're waiting ()
Date: January 16, 2020 06:57PM

Is OP in prison or the loony bin? Any updates?

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: Tommyboy ()
Date: January 17, 2020 11:05AM




Please stop attacking Eddie, he's fragile. Also how do you get dog shit stains out of office carpet?

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: Word on the street bees ()
Date: January 17, 2020 08:13PM

Well we're waiting Wrote:
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> Is OP in prison or the loony bin? Any updates?


He's out campaigning for Bernie someone go burn down his tent off Walney

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: pockets ()
Date: January 18, 2020 01:15AM

Good to know fire departments everywhere have a guy named pockets
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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: Chief Nigger Cock ()
Date: January 18, 2020 01:24AM

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: Ichabod the Insurgent ()
Date: January 20, 2020 12:18PM

Cant help but wonder if all the bomb squad propaganda FCPD just put on their FB page is in response to my recent posts on FXU detailing how easy it is to make RDX and chlorine gas? nah. no one would be scared of lil old me!

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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: pog mo thoin ()
Date: January 20, 2020 12:22PM

Ichabod the Insurgent Wrote:
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> Cant help but wonder if all the bomb squad
> propaganda FCPD just put on their FB page is in
> response to my recent posts on FXU detailing how
> easy it is to make RDX and chlorine gas? nah. no
> one would be scared of lil old me!

cant wait to test their mettle!
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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: knife control now ()
Date: January 20, 2020 12:38PM

pog mo thoin Wrote:
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> Ichabod the Insurgent Wrote:
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> > Cant help but wonder if all the bomb squad
> > propaganda FCPD just put on their FB page is in
> > response to my recent posts on FXU detailing
> how
> > easy it is to make RDX and chlorine gas? nah.
> no
> > one would be scared of lil old me!
>
> cant wait to test their mettle!


reported to FBI so they will ban bombs! cant wait till pocket knives are banned in public too because I shouldnt have to move to the UK to get a decent nanny state! and we're coming for your large sodas next fatties!
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Re: Dear chief little dick Roessler
Posted by: wot in tarnation ()
Date: January 21, 2020 11:30AM

so I guess you can say literally whatever you please on this site... ok... fuCk! Balls! cock and tits! blow up the capitol rotundra with homeade Nitroglycerine RDX and Tannerite! pump chlorine gas into the national basilica! arsonize the natural khistory museum because fur is murder! assassinate all politicians and their families! smoke weed in the airplane latrine thats how you make the mile high club!
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