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Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: Ralph Lynch ()
Date: January 09, 2020 09:06PM

Have been fantasizing about assassination for months now. Yesterday I woke from a trance to find myself peering through a riflescope at Dick Saslaw's private residence. Is this what happened to Sirhan Sirhan? Should I even try to fight it? or just give in and let my eyes glaze over as I pump round after round into the carpet bagging tyrants?

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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: Nike dude ()
Date: January 09, 2020 09:17PM

Just shut the fuck up and do it. But using alternative weapons would be a plus. No need to give the gun grabbers a Martyr now...

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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: Reported to FBI ()
Date: January 09, 2020 09:40PM

This post is being reported to the FBI

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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: Yag eruoy ()
Date: January 09, 2020 09:58PM

Reported to FBI Wrote:
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> This post is being reported to the FBI


You must be fun at parties!

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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: Waiting with baited breath ()
Date: January 09, 2020 10:01PM

Don't threaten me with a good time lil alphabet boi!
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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: Sentinels ()
Date: January 09, 2020 10:07PM

Reported to FBI Wrote:
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> This post is being reported to the FBI


Threats have been to the president and other “VIPs” on this site and none have been acted on. No one gives two shits about this site. Do you feel like a loser being the only that takes this place seriously? LOL

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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: Home grown that's right ()
Date: January 09, 2020 10:13PM

Sentinels Wrote:
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> Reported to FBI Wrote:
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> > This post is being reported to the FBI
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>
> Threats have been to the president and other
> “VIPs” on this site and none have been acted
> on. No one gives two shits about this site. Do you
> feel like a loser being the only that takes this
> place seriously? LOL


I actually got a call about one of my posts once but only because I sent an email with my phone number directly to the subject of my vitriol.. long story short they just made me promise over the phone not to blow shit up or mail any anthrax to politicians. Funny thing about phone calls is that they really can't see if you're crossing your fingers behind your back!

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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: Did someone say anthrax ()
Date: January 09, 2020 10:27PM

There's a meme for that!
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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: Carpet bagging tyrants ()
Date: January 09, 2020 11:23PM

Roses are red, violets are blue, you hide behind armed guards, but we'll still get you!
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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: CBGHM ()
Date: January 09, 2020 11:45PM

Archived (entire thread)

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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: Fuck you fag ()
Date: January 10, 2020 01:13AM

CBGHM Wrote:
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Yag eruoy

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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: Just dying to know ()
Date: January 10, 2020 10:22AM

Hey OP did your door get kicked in this morning or nah?

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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: Tacticool SWAT fags ()
Date: January 10, 2020 10:25AM

Just dying to know Wrote:
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> Hey OP did your door get kicked in this morning or
> nah?

He lives in a tent down by the river. They just quietly cut it open and inject him with haloperidol in his sleep every three months

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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: Dr Merrifield ()
Date: January 10, 2020 10:48AM

Tacticool SWAT fags Wrote:
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> Just dying to know Wrote:
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> > Hey OP did your door get kicked in this morning
> or
> > nah?
>
> He lives in a tent down by the river. They just
> quietly cut it open and inject him with
> haloperidol in his sleep every three months

Didn't you read the HIPPA packet? Stigmatizing mental illness is how you get massacres and serial killers

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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: Cho chang ()
Date: January 10, 2020 10:50AM

Dr Merrifield Wrote:
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> Tacticool SWAT fags Wrote:
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> > Just dying to know Wrote:
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> > > Hey OP did your door get kicked in this
> morning
> > or
> > > nah?
> >
> > He lives in a tent down by the river. They just
> > quietly cut it open and inject him with
> > haloperidol in his sleep every three months
>
> Didn't you read the HIPPA packet? Stigmatizing
> mental illness is how you get massacres and serial
> killers

Court ordered medication works!

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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: Save the planet ()
Date: January 10, 2020 10:55AM

Register as a Democrat then kill yourself!

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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: Seung-Hui Cho ()
Date: January 10, 2020 10:57AM

Cho chang Wrote:
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> Dr Merrifield Wrote:
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> > > Just dying to know Wrote:
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> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > Hey OP did your door get kicked in this
> > morning
> > > or
> > > > nah?
> > >
> > > He lives in a tent down by the river. They
> just
> > > quietly cut it open and inject him with
> > > haloperidol in his sleep every three months
> >
> > Didn't you read the HIPPA packet? Stigmatizing
> > mental illness is how you get massacres and
> serial
> > killers
>
> Court ordered medication works!

Its ironic that they totally ignore the fact that the treatment was ineffective and likely enraged Cho and focus on the fact he wasn't prohibited from purchasing firearms for involuntary outpatient treatment. My weed man sells "used" hi points for $50 with a ziplock baggie of wadcutters included lmao

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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: Legul egal ()
Date: January 10, 2020 08:55PM

> My weed man sells "used" hi
> points for $50 with a ziplock baggie of > wadcutters included lmao


AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT LYING ON 11E GOOD BOY!

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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: The Weedmans Strawman ()
Date: January 10, 2020 09:49PM

>My weed man sells "used" hi points for $50 with a ziplock baggie of wadcutters included lmao

Bought the guns for your weed man passing background checks because Steve did not prosecute him for a weed bust and send the conviction to the NCIS

If Cho got busted for weed in Fairfax Steve would have let him slide and pass too

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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: Question 11E Will Be Like ()
Date: January 10, 2020 09:51PM

>AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT LYING ON 11E GOOD BOY!

The Arthur Treachers jokes LOL

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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: doomberg's ferryman ()
Date: January 10, 2020 10:09PM

I want to scalp doomberg with a sharp flint and eat his liver warm and raw
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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: They’re all Watching You ()
Date: January 11, 2020 09:37AM


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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: Agent provocateur ()
Date: January 12, 2020 11:15AM

All it's gonna take on the 20th is some dumb kid with a pocket full of "illegal" Pennsylvania firecrackers to provoke the tyrants' guards into a massacre. I would seriously hate to be one of those guys, a week before thousands of peaceful armed protesters were set to bring them coffee and donuts and now they'll have to secure the building by force from their brand new mortal enemies. The politicians are too retarded to be scared but I almost feel bad for Capitol security... I say "almost" because they do have seven days to resign...

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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: Wrist rocket ()
Date: January 13, 2020 12:41AM

Agent provocateur Wrote:
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> All it's gonna take on the 20th is some dumb kid
> with a pocket full of "illegal" Pennsylvania
> firecrackers to provoke the tyrants' guards into a
> massacre. I would seriously hate to be one of
> those guys, a week before thousands of peaceful
> armed protesters were set to bring them coffee and
> donuts and now they'll have to secure the building
> by force from their brand new mortal enemies. The
> politicians are too retarded to be scared but I
> almost feel bad for Capitol security... I say
> "almost" because they do have seven days to
> resign...

A bag of black cats and a wrist rocket! Try to get one in coonman's window. More accurate than bottle rockets. Sounds like a harmless boyish prank to me!

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Re: Someone please help me for I cannot help myself
Posted by: I think theyre busy ()
Date: January 13, 2020 12:16PM

Just dying to know Wrote:
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> Hey OP did your door get kicked in this morning or
> nah?


I could walk up to the governor's mansion with a bullhorn and scream threats and profanities at him and they wont do shit. they banned guns in the capitol because they are realizing just how much danger they are in. hope doomberg's money was worth their worthless lives..

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