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Gun Crime To Drop To Zero In Chicago As Illinois Legalizes Weed
Posted by: No One Can Say No On 11E ()
Date: January 01, 2020 11:47PM

https://abc7chicago.com/business/legal-recreational-marijuana-sales-begin-in-illinois/5804233/

Hundreds of thousands of people in Illinois now can not possess firearms under federal law as they are official "Users of The Federally Illegal Narcotic Marijuana". By the end of the weed I mean week millions will be unable to check NO on the federal 4473 form to buy a gun! That means they will have to check YES and the gun sale will be denied. If they lie they risk time in a 6 x 8 cell in a US Penitentiary

Soon all gun crimes will drop to ZERO due to the remarkable swarm of those grabbing the legal weed in Chicago! They are lined up to get high and speaking of sky high , planes are coming in at record rates from Dulles and Reagan National with northern Virginians getting their tiny baggies to go . Jack In The Box and Burger King will be sending fleets of Magical Munchie Taco Trucks in to cure the Munchies that will be oncoming as the people blow huge blunts legally in the streets with humongous grins on their faces . Two California Men were arrested attempting to take giant handfuls of weed they thought were free stuffing the weed into "shoplifting style " coats. Cheech and Chong were ticketed and released without incident
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Re: Gun Crime To Drop To Zero In Chicago As Illinois Legalizes Weed
Posted by: Reporter On The Street ()
Date: January 01, 2020 11:59PM

Our man in the street asked several "weed smokes" about how they would be using their weed. One man said he was a crane operator, Man I do my best work when Im stoned " asked what if he dropped a load on some ones head " Man people got to watch their ass on a job, Im not their daddy" An airline pilot said . Wow can you imagine how wild those lights on the runways will be at night stoned" ! A young college student said "cracking the books makes my head spin , a little weed and F it Ill check back in after 3 weeks " A bus drivers response was "petal to the metal baby when Im high this mo fo is a big dog nobody best get in my way " A long haired machinist said , " F it I want to get high when I want to , if my hair gets caught in a pully its my budness"

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Re: Gun Crime To Drop To Zero In Chicago As Illinois Legalizes Weed
Posted by: Lt Gov Now Must Say Yes On 11E ()
Date: January 02, 2020 12:17AM

https://www.chicagotribune.com/marijuana/illinois/ct-legal-weed-illinois-first-day-20200101-7cjmnsifxvhrxc4evr2alua7ue-story.html

"Illinois Lt. Governor Juliana Stratton among first to purchase legal marijuana products in Lakeview
One of the first people to make a purchase at the Sunnyside dispensary was Lieutenant Governor Juliana Stratton. As part of Gov. J.B. Pritzker’s administration, Stratton has been instrumental in efforts to help people with marijuana convictions by pardoning them as part of the legalization process.

But no problem man , she's got lots of hired guns protecting her , Of course you Don't! She does not want you to protect yourself from criminals , she's a Democrat

She best not even be seen at a press op holding a gun ! That's illegal possession under federal law by a narcotics user as she bought it, that means she possesses illegal federal narcotics which she did

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Re: Gun Crime To Drop To Zero In Chicago As Illinois Legalizes Weed
Posted by: Watch Sneaky Democrats At Work ()
Date: January 02, 2020 12:29AM

https://www.chicagotribune.com/marijuana/illinois/ct-liststory-illinois-legal-weed-20191219-vy7no4bg7vdwbcsa77f7lr4giy-list.html

Not a word about lying on question 11E OR Federal Law with regard to using narcotics and possession a firearm . That's how Democrats are sucking millions in to be disenfranchised to be able to buy a gun with any mandatory background checks when all gun sales must be made thru federally licensed gun dealers

Like what you will see in Virginia in about 3 months Suckers . There your friends remember you voted for them

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Re: Gun Crime To Drop To Zero In Chicago As Illinois Legalizes Weed
Posted by: Stoned niggers ()
Date: January 02, 2020 06:53AM

Top prosecutor let Jussie crime get dropped.
Dumb nigger bitch look like Gary Coleman sister.
Crime will increase w weed being legal.

Sit back and watch Chicago turn into Sierra Leone.

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Re: Gun Crime To Drop To Zero In Chicago As Illinois Legalizes Weed
Posted by: UnTaxed Weed IS Cheaper ()
Date: January 02, 2020 11:11AM

When its sold by the mob in bigger baggies and by the pound or the kilo to "entrepreneurs" on the streets

Some Things Never Change Except The New Lazy Leeches On Public Weed Welfare Who Wont Work Anymore
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Re: Gun Crime To Drop To Zero In Chicago As Illinois Legalizes Weed
Posted by: Illinois Bankrupt Jan 2022 ()
Date: January 02, 2020 01:46PM

Jan 1 2022 , Only two years after legalizing weed Illinois has gone bankrupt over two million former hard working Illinois workers such as crane operators , airline pilots, bus driver and machinists have lost jobs and been forced to go on massive amounts of public assistance as they sheepishly admit they caught the lazy bug from smoking weed.

All colleges must close as too many students dropped out for extending periods on lazy days weed breaks while not paying tuition

No hope is in sight from President Trump and his solid GOP congressional majority," You weed smoked Democrat punks made your dirty beds now sleep in them" says Trump .

However they may be a green lining in the weed clouds, as 2024 Democrats are already trying to figure out something they can offer free to the American people for votes. They are also making promises that Americans who live in higher income areas sich as Northern Virginia pay a special "Weed Smokers Benefit Tax" to bail out California and Illinois from their weedy financial disasters . The tax is expected to be 50 % of income , if the people are double income federal employees it will be 70 %.

The tax news has increased business at the " No Wait For A Gun In Gods Country Real America" .. The Clark Brothers shop over 40 miles away as hordes of double income liberal Democrats are buying every gun in stock up most wanting the assault weapon types they wanted to ban with the larger capacity magazines.

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Re: Gun Crime To Drop To Zero In Chicago As Illinois Legalizes Weed
Posted by: Coppers Narcotics Notebook ()
Date: January 02, 2020 08:49PM

"1 Gram of Medical marijuana cost 15-20 dollars in Chicago in June 2019 enough for 3 marijuana cigarettes known as a "Reefer " "Joint" "J" "Doobie" and other street names . Narcotics users also smoke larger marijuana cigarettes known as "Blunts" which may contain 1 gram or 2 grams or more of weed marijuana and when smoked the term used is "Burning Large". Blacks find the "Blunt" style of marijuana cigarette attractive particularly when the "blunt" is made with extreme amounts of marijuana far exceeding what would be called huge. The term "Humongous Blunt" is then used and MAGA Blunt" for the largest of all Blunts which are always crowd pleasers

The last remains of a marijuana cigarette is held by a "Roach Clip" often home made in high school shop classes and kept for life, loss of a favorite Roach Clip can be a serious mental health emergency for Pot Smokes . The Roach Clip holds the Roach which is lit by a flame and allowed to smolder, The Roach is offered to others whom cup their hands around the burning Roach and inhale thru the nose deeply. The practice is known as "Horning It " developed by a young long haired man named DAJAX who offered a Roach to Hells Angles motorcycle Club members in the 1960's at a Janis Joplin concert

"Pot Smokes" which marijuana smokers are called on the east coast prefer to smoke in briar pipes and other small pipes many made in high school shop classes. They also smoke from long plastic liquid cooled pipes known as "Bongs" where they inhale "Bong Hits" . The perfered cold liquid to cool the smoke is Ice Cold Fanta from Arthur Teachers . West Cost And Others prefer the marijuana cigarette as shown in the factual documentary movie "Reefer Madness" made in the 1930's and certified as fact by J Edgar Hoover and Richard Nixon and also By DAJAX

Check the Weed resource Fairfax Underground .Com For details

Illinoisans can legally possess 30 grams, or about an ounce, of cannabis flower. The legal limit for cannabis concentrate is 5 grams. And the limit for cannabis-infused products, such as edibles or tinctures, is 500 milligrams of THC, the chemical that gets users high. Illinois visitors are allowed to possess half of those amounts.

After smoking the marijuana known as simply "Weed" the user will become very hungry known as "Getting The Munchies" The most popular places to get "Munchies" are Jack in The Box for tacos Burger King for the same and all Arthur Treacher's for deep fried "Treacher's Creatures" and a resupply of Ice Cold Fanta for the Bong.

Users are known by street names such as "Shorty" or "Slim" if black and many other names by white users , one popular is "Captain THC" many others exist all are comical. Young marijuana smokers use various calls to find the drug. "Hey Man Got Weed" is one favorite often called out in 7-11 parking lots at night
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Re: Gun Crime To Drop To Zero In Chicago As Illinois Legalizes Weed
Posted by: New 4473 Gun Sales Question ()
Date: January 03, 2020 07:44PM

"Have you flown from Chicago since recreational marijuana became legal and did you smoke weed there YES ____ NO ….PROVE IT !"

LOL !

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Re: Gun Crime To Drop To Zero In Chicago As Illinois Legalizes Weed
Posted by: Way too many blacks ()
Date: January 03, 2020 08:17PM

Why Chicago have so many blacks?

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Re: Gun Crime To Drop To Zero In Chicago As Illinois Legalizes Weed
Posted by: Where There's Weed And Crime ()
Date: January 03, 2020 08:29PM

There's Democrats

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Re: Gun Crime To Drop To Zero In Chicago As Illinois Legalizes Weed
Posted by: Where Democrats Are In Control ()
Date: January 03, 2020 08:35PM

There's poverty welfare crime drugs lack of jobs and opportunities disrespect racism unconstitutional gun control acts and election fraud , Chicago has a long history of the dead voting and mob violence both white and black More examples are easy to find just look at any Democrat political controlled are in the USA

Next Up in the Spotlight is Baltimore Murderland Highest per capital murder rate in the USA with a mayor heading to the slammer yes all Democrats there

Im sorry but you can make this up , its sick and its true Never Vote for the Democrat

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Re: Gun Crime To Drop To Zero In Chicago As Illinois Legalizes Weed
Posted by: k ()
Date: January 05, 2020 06:19PM

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Re: Gun Crime To Drop To Zero In Chicago As Illinois Legalizes Weed
Posted by: FreddyD ()
Date: May 04, 2020 06:13AM

It is really cool I guess. Weed makes the world so much better :) As for me, I like taking CBD a lot, and I often take it to sleep better and feel better. I would recommend that you have a look at the resource from https://www.weednews.co/best-cbd-oil-for-sleep/ for more info about it. I am sure that you will find something for you there, good luck :)

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Re: Gun Crime To Drop To Zero In Chicago As Illinois Legalizes Weed
Posted by: Mensa Society ()
Date: May 04, 2020 03:07PM

It was near impossible as it was to find a liberal who qualified for Mensa. Now with them all smoking weed, there’s no point in trying to find even one.

We are on our way to becoming a liberal idiocracy.

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