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Sex in the Messiah Methodist Church parking lot
Posted by: Late 80's guy ()
Date: December 29, 2019 03:21PM

When I was in high school I had sex in a car parked in the church parking lot. I wonder what that slut is up to now? This is my confession.

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Re: Sex in the Messiah Methodist Church parking lot
Posted by: Well isn't that special? ()
Date: December 29, 2019 04:19PM

If anything you should confess to the church's minister. Of course, American Methodists are generally pretty liberal so this should be no big deal. However, there's no reason to call your partner a slut. After all, it takes two to tango.

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Re: Sex in the Messiah Methodist Church parking lot
Posted by: Self Indictment ()
Date: December 29, 2019 04:39PM

Late 80's guy Wrote:
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> When I was in high school I had sex in a car
> parked in the church parking lot. I wonder what
> that slut is up to now? This is my confession.


Obviously you were not all that great or else she would have hung around. Sounds like you are looking back on the one that got away and feeling sorry for yourself. She probably went on to have a lovely family and a successful career.

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Re: Sex in the Messiah Methodist Church parking lot
Posted by: Pray for Pedo Fags ()
Date: December 30, 2019 02:27PM

At least you didn't get ass raped by the minister. This is the far more likely scenario.

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Re: Sex in the Messiah Methodist Church parking lot
Posted by: MMNHN ()
Date: December 31, 2019 12:19AM

that slut probably had several babies by different negro fathers. She probably got a lot of black eyes in between.

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Re: Sex in the Messiah Methodist Church parking lot
Posted by: Ralph the mouth ()
Date: December 31, 2019 05:11PM

Pray for Pedo Fags Wrote:
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> At least you didn't get ass raped by the minister.
> This is the far more likely scenario.



He is much safer around a Christian or catholic than a muslim or hindu.


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Re: Sex in the Messiah Methodist Church parking lot
Posted by: wasbad ()
Date: January 02, 2020 11:42AM

as a man in my 60s i got many BJ's in a Catholic Church parking lot.. ate and did other things to her, on many occasions.. a couple times even having total intercourse .. (at walmart too).. no more.. wait till we are inside now..

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Re: Sex in the Messiah Methodist Church parking lot
Posted by: JK Rocke ()
Date: January 02, 2020 11:47AM

wasbad Wrote:
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> as a man in my 60s i got many BJ's in a Catholic
> Church parking lot.. ate and did other things to
> her, on many occasions.. a couple times even
> having total intercourse .. (at walmart too).. no
> more.. wait till we are inside now..


Hopefully you're not a priest.

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Re: Sex in the Messiah Methodist Church parking lot
Posted by: TRUMP FOREVER ()
Date: January 02, 2020 12:03PM

NEED A CHRISTIAN BASED DEMOCRACY TO STOP THIS!!

SEX LAWS NEED TO BE ENACTED AND ENFORCED!!

TRIMP WILL DO IT!!!

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Re: Sex in the Messiah Methodist Church parking lot
Posted by: Please contact me ()
Date: January 02, 2020 03:04PM

Late 80's guy Wrote:
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> When I was in high school I had sex in a car
> parked in the church parking lot. I wonder what
> that slut is up to now? This is my confession.

Yes, and I got pregnant. I've been living on welfare for the past 10 years and been looking for the Dad. Please contact me so we can arrange all the past child support payments.

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Re: Sex in the Messiah Methodist Church parking lot
Posted by: whowasit ()
Date: January 03, 2020 06:13PM

Was her name Andrea? My bitch of an ex wife goes to a Methodist that loves Anal sex. Did you give it to her in the rear door???

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Re: Sex in the Messiah Methodist Church parking lot
Posted by: Not a religious man ()
Date: January 03, 2020 06:27PM

whowasit Wrote:
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> Was her name Andrea? My bitch of an ex wife goes
> to a Methodist that loves Anal sex. Did you give
> it to her in the rear door???


Your "ex-wife goes to a Methodist that loves Anal sex". What Methodist does she go to? A specific person? A Church? Does your wife love Anal or does the Methodist (person/Church) love Anal? And why did you capitalize anal....and why am I capitalizing it? God damn you.

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Re: Sex in the Messiah Methodist Church parking lot
Posted by: TRUMP FOREVER ()
Date: January 03, 2020 06:36PM

REAR END SEX IS A SIN. METHODISTS DONT FOLLOW CHRISTS WAYS!!!

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Re: Sex in the Messiah Methodist Church parking lot
Posted by: Same Deal Here ()
Date: January 03, 2020 06:36PM

I was 34 and fucked the shit out of an 18 year old asian girl in a church parking lot a few years back. She was so skinny I could feel my dick in her.

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Re: Sex in the Messiah Methodist Church parking lot
Posted by: TRUMP FOREVER ()
Date: January 03, 2020 06:59PM

KEEP YOUR SEED IN YOUR PANTS UNTIL YOU ARE MARRIED!!!

FOR CHRIST!!! FOR TRUMP!!!

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Re: Sex in the Messiah Methodist Church parking lot
Posted by: playedone ()
Date: January 03, 2020 07:07PM

I am not a priest but we role played,and i made her confess. I made her tell me what she did with a couple boyfriends she had. She let them get her naked. Sucked them. They fingered her a little stopping just short of intercourse.

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Re: Sex in the Messiah Methodist Church parking lot
Posted by: Malm ()
Date: January 03, 2020 08:18PM

malm.

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Re: Sex in the Messiah Methodist Church parking lot
Posted by: Pretend Democrat ()
Date: January 05, 2020 04:36PM

Do you have a moment to discuss our lord and scooter Marx?
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Re: Sex in the Messiah Methodist Church parking lot
Posted by: k ()
Date: January 05, 2020 06:44PM

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Re: Sex in the Messiah Methodist Church parking lot
Posted by: Troll Bait ()
Date: January 05, 2020 08:59PM

Pretend Democrat Wrote:
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> Do you have a moment to discuss our lord and
> scooter Marx?
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Re: Sex in the Messiah Methodist Church parking lot
Posted by: didyac ()
Date: January 16, 2020 03:48AM

Has anyone ever came up a couple really making out heavy or having sex or oral in public ?? did you watch.. did any of you say anything..did you expose yourself to them, try to join in ? where was it at ?

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