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What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?
Posted by: New Trish Ionist ()
Date: December 24, 2019 08:01PM

You can't make a vitamin.


Mary Kissmiss & Hoppy Honeycut

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Re: What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?
Posted by: klesi ()
Date: February 29, 2020 10:02AM

Hormones are biologically active substances that affect the metabolism in the body (i.e., affect all biochemical reactions in the body). Vitamins are substances that activate the work of enzymes and hormones. Vitamins enter the body from the outside (from food). Hormones are produced by the human endocrine glands.

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Re: What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?
Posted by: Are you serious? ()
Date: February 29, 2020 10:08AM

Thanks.

You are correct.

The prize was awarded last year, and anyway, it's already dead.

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Re: What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?
Posted by: stella ()
Date: March 01, 2020 03:57AM

If a deficiency of vitamins can be restored by eating the right food, then restoring hormonal imbalance (by eating food or different vitamins) is almost impossible. Therefore, if you are experiencing hormone-related problems, I recommend that you contact https://hghtherapydoc.com/ These specialists will help you find the best solution to your problem.

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Re: What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?
Posted by: Joana ()
Date: May 02, 2020 01:25PM

I heard that with the help of hormones you can extend your youth

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Re: What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?
Posted by: UP773 ()
Date: May 02, 2020 04:03PM

klesi Wrote:
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> Hormones are biologically active substances that
> affect the metabolism in the body (i.e., affect
> all biochemical reactions in the body). Vitamins
> are substances that activate the work of enzymes
> and hormones. Vitamins enter the body from the
> outside (from food). Hormones are produced by the
> human endocrine glands.


While technically correct, hormones may enter the body from the outside as well. Human Growth Hormone, for example, is introduced to the body from the outside.

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Re: What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?
Posted by: Whore moan ()
Date: May 02, 2020 04:07PM

New Trish Ionist Wrote:
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> You can't make a vitamin.

You can't make any woman moan

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Re: What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?
Posted by: Jame Gumb ()
Date: May 02, 2020 04:10PM

Whore moan Wrote:
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> New Trish Ionist Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You can't make a vitamin.
>
> You can't make any woman moan


Sure you can. Just slowly push the knife blade into her abdomen.

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Re: What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?
Posted by: VDUXE ()
Date: May 02, 2020 05:29PM

OP fucked up the joke. The punchline is "you can make a vitamin; you can't make a whore moan".

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Re: What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?
Posted by: Audio Dynamite ()
Date: May 02, 2020 10:31PM

You want to understand the difference, kick your Mom in the cunt.
The loud noise your Mom makes when you kick her - that's a Whoremoan.

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Re: What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?
Posted by: LuiQ ()
Date: August 05, 2020 02:43PM

So, let's get back to the topic. Hormones are produced in the body and they regulate it's function .Vitamins, on the other hand, are rarely produced in the body on their own and we mainly get them with food and in very small quantities. They improve the functioning of the body, but do not regulate it. Therefore, you should always take tests to monitor the level of vitamins, as well as test fully the most important hormones. For example, I do tests once a year to prevent any problems.

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Re: What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?
Posted by: Fadd ()
Date: November 02, 2020 03:17AM

I often take some good vitamins, and I think they work good, and they are great for health. I would recommend that you have a look at the service on eDrugStore.com for some nice ones, I am sure that you will find them working and interesting to you too

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Re: What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?
Posted by: HRT ()
Date: December 25, 2020 12:31PM

My wifes Doctor took her off of Hormone replacement therapy and she went straight into menoapause. Good bye to her sex drive. ?

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Re: What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?
Posted by: Gibson Gonzales ()
Date: January 07, 2021 12:30PM

In my understanding as a person who is professionally involved in sports, in particular CrossFit, vitamins and nutritional supplements are a very valuable and important part of the diet, which can provide you and your family with all the important micronutrients for improving immunity. It is very important to take quality vitamins, capsules. Most often, for myself and for my family, I choose vitamins and supplements at https://immunedefence.info/home I have been exercising a lot lately, trying to sleep well, eating well and using immune protection pills since the onset of COVID. All members of my family do the same.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/08/2021 04:10AM by Gibson Gonzales.

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Re: What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?
Posted by: Stevie K ()
Date: January 07, 2021 01:40PM

Steve K says to OP:

“Ask your mom.”

She’s on the same hormone regiment as Pritzer!
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Re: What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?
Posted by: Julia ()
Date: March 21, 2021 06:49AM

Vitamins can be taken by almost everyone. There are several types of vitamins that cannot be taken without prior analysis. But still, these are more or less harmless drugs. And hormones can be taken only after consulting a doctor and after passing a blood test for hormones. And the dose is also selected strictly individually for each patient.

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Re: What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?
Posted by: Timothy75Cramer ()
Date: March 28, 2021 05:39AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/28/2021 05:41AM by Timothy75Cramer.

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Re: What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?
Posted by: felicityhu ()
Date: July 29, 2021 03:42AM

Hello! I’m not sure I can give you a scientifically accurate explanation of the difference between vitamins and hormones. Still, I know for sure that an insufficient quantity of either of them can cause severe health problems. For instance, when it comes to hormones, low levels of progesterone and estrogen in a woman could lead to hair loss, fatigue, irritability, mood swings, etc. Therefore, it is essential to monitor both our vitamin levels and hormone levels and resort to, e.g., bio-identical hormone replacement therapy if our hormones aren’t present in the correct quantity.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/02/2021 04:12AM by felicityhu.

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Re: What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?
Posted by: Rahmannell ()
Date: November 19, 2021 05:43AM

The essential difference is that vitamins enter the body from outside, and hormones are synthesized inside the body by cells of special organs - endocrine glands or specialized secretory cells of other organs.
You can read more information about this here:
https://hrtmedical.net/

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Re: What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?
Date: November 20, 2021 05:15AM

If you eat right and your body is healthy, you don't need to take any supplements of any kind.

Of course, most people don't eat right, and then things go wrong.

SIMPLE ANSWER:

Vitamins are nutrients: food that your body needs. Just like you need to eat fat and protein and carbohydrates, you need to eat vitamins.

Hormones are created by certain glands in your body and control how your body works.

MORE:

Vitamins are used to make chemicals that are part of digestion, build bones, and do all kinds of essential things all over your body.

Hormones "regulate" how your body works. For example, hormones control your heart rate and blood pressure. And a zillion things like that.

DIABETES:

People who have "Type I Diabetes" have a broken pancreas. That is the organ that makes the hormone known as "insulin". Insulin controls how cells take energy from the stuff in your blood (that came from eating). If you don't have enough insulin, then your cells can't get energy. Meanwhile, the sugar molocules in your blood will stay high, and that can really really REALLY fuck up EVERY part of your body and kill you.

So, some people have to get insulin injections. (You can't eat insulin pills because your body can't absorb it that way. It has to get right into the blood directly.)

Diabetes Type I is usually a genetic defect, so it shows up in childhood. That's why it used to be called "childhood diabetes".

There is also "Type II Diabetes", which is much more common. This is a different disease. Your pancreas is making insulin, but for some reason, your cells can't use it properly.

That's called "insulin resistance".

This used to be called "adult onset diabetes". But now that children are also getting it all the time, we don't say that anymore.

Nobody knows what causes Type II Diabetes. But it seems to often be related to diet.

There are also genetic facors in "Type II Diabetes". For example, American Indians get it a lot. (The "How! Woo Woo Woo! Me gottem' dia-betes" kind, not the dotheads).

When I went to a Doctor about 30 years ago, he told me I had diabetes! He was confused about how I could get it, because I seemed healthy and not fat or anything. Then he asked about my family, and I told him I was an indian. Then he was like, "Aha! That's your problem right there."

It still probably had something to do with my diet, I think. Whatever is fucking up everybody in our modern world diet, indians are genetically super-sensitive to it.

After about 20 years of that, my pancreas gave out. Basically, it burned out from trying too hard to make insulin. The body could tell that insulin was not working, so it tried really hrad to make more all the time. The medications I was on didn't help enough.

So now for the last 6 years I have to take 3 or 4 injections of insulin every day (in addition to all kinds of pills). I have developed terrible diseases (and am now severely handicapped, even, but I won't go into that) from the damage that diabetes has done to me in the last 10 years. I don't have much longer to live, they tell me. (I'm 60, and they don't think I'll see 66.)

So, don't fuck around with diabetes, and maybe you'll be lucky. In my case, I was under doctor's care the whole time and tried to everything right, and it still didn't help. And I was very healthy (athletic) to begin with, but my genetics kinda fucked me.

It could happen to you, and it would mainly be from eating too much sugar, which is in every damn thing you eat, now. (Especially people who over-eat and get fat, which tends to bring on the problem.)


EVEN MORE:

Most vitamins are directly in the food you eat. For example, oranges have "Vitamin C" in them.


"Vitamin D" is a kinda weird one.

It's in certain kinds of fatty fish, but most people don't eat enough of that.

But Vitamin D can be MADE by your body from some other kinds of fat. Your body breaks down that fat and does some chemical magic and creates the Vitamin D that you need. That is how most people get most of their Vitamin D.

But here's the really weird part about Vitamin D. Your body also can make it all by itself. Sort of. Part of your skin is sensitive to UV radiation in a special way. UV radiation is the kind of light that gives you sunburn if you're not careful. It is what sunblock keeps off your skin when you go to the beach. It is what makes your skin darken (it stimulates melanin production). But when UV light hits your skin, your skin actually MAKES Vitamin D. It is like Vitamin D can be made out of sunshine!

By the way, even though you can''t see UV light, it comes in different "colors". The color we are talking about here is called "UVB" (aka type B).

Most people do not get enough sun to make enough Vitamin D. So most of it comes from certain kinds of fat.

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Re: What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?
Posted by: leproa ()
Date: January 02, 2023 04:09AM

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Date: January 02, 2023 07:54AM

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