First, why would
rstidman call in to that lame ass show? Don treats his callers like dumbasses. Then again, that's what most of them are, from what I can tell.
Second,
Kwitcherbitchin when people use a big word inappropriately it's called a malapropism. I wonder if there's a similar term for someone who tries to sound intelligent while spewing grammatical errors like a tourette’s patient?
Third,
d have you ever heard of a
granfalloon?
My apologies to the regulars for perpetuating the madness.