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Marijuana in FFX
Posted by: Thoughtful ()
Date: December 02, 2019 05:53PM

Where/how can I buy pot on Fairfax County? Looking to get high for the holidays.

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Re: Marijuana in FFX
Posted by: kxshnfecg ()
Date: December 02, 2019 05:57PM

If you want, give me a call. 703-591-0966

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Re: Marijuana in FFX
Posted by: Copo ()
Date: December 02, 2019 06:07PM

kxshnfecg Wrote:
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> If you want, give me a call. 703-591-0966


That's funny. That's the OP's number too!

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Re: Marijuana in FFX
Posted by: Go to DC and don't come back ()
Date: December 02, 2019 06:30PM

Google "where to buy weed in DC" look at a few menu options make your pick and call a caregiver to meet you outside Union Station or virtually anywhere in the district. Give him your donation for a sticker or a keychain and recieve your free gift of cannabis! I personally like to smoke on the Mall by the reflecting pool and then stroll around the museum of natural history looking at the elephant and the hall of mammals before grabbing a hot dog from a cart and taking the metro down to the zoo. Always be discreet smoking on federal property of course but I have found the goats in the petting zoo portion are already quite keen on the pungent aroma. A quick cloud from my pot vape from over two feet back is visibly insufflated by multiple does and one ram who looks like Bob Marley with horns I shot you not. Yup I swear on my granny the goats at the national zoo were stoners long before I got to em! I bet the giraffes would indulge too but unfortunately visitors don't get that close to them. Such a majestic example of convergent evolution - the modern brontosaurus! Five guys is the perfect munch on the way home just make sure you smoke every last nugget before you hop on the train back to the Commonwealth or ol Smokey and his dopey dog will sniff you out at every station from Ballston to Weiheile Reston whatever the fuck it is new one out there. If you ever want to sneak a little night cap home best bet is to meet the vendor at the waterfront and walk across the bridge to an ART bus which will link you with Fairfax Connector to be extra sneaky! Time to munch again by now recommend Freddie's steakburger and a peanut butter concrete as you walk a couple blocks back to your cozy little condo or townhome for a healthful nights sleep!

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Re: Marijuana in FFX
Posted by: Too Difficult ()
Date: December 02, 2019 07:58PM

Go to DC and don't come back Wrote:
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> Google "where to buy weed in DC" look at a few
> menu options make your pick and call a caregiver
> to meet you outside Union Station or virtually
> anywhere in the district. Give him your donation
> for a sticker or a keychain and recieve your free
> gift of cannabis! I personally like to smoke on
> the Mall by the reflecting pool and then stroll
> around the museum of natural history looking at
> the elephant and the hall of mammals before
> grabbing a hot dog from a cart and taking the
> metro down to the zoo. Always be discreet smoking
> on federal property of course but I have found the
> goats in the petting zoo portion are already quite
> keen on the pungent aroma. A quick cloud from my
> pot vape from over two feet back is visibly
> insufflated by multiple does and one ram who looks
> like Bob Marley with horns I shot you not. Yup I
> swear on my granny the goats at the national zoo
> were stoners long before I got to em! I bet the
> giraffes would indulge too but unfortunately
> visitors don't get that close to them. Such a
> majestic example of convergent evolution - the
> modern brontosaurus! Five guys is the perfect
> munch on the way home just make sure you smoke
> every last nugget before you hop on the train back
> to the Commonwealth or ol Smokey and his dopey dog
> will sniff you out at every station from Ballston
> to Weiheile Reston whatever the fuck it is new one
> out there. If you ever want to sneak a little
> night cap home best bet is to meet the vendor at
> the waterfront and walk across the bridge to an
> ART bus which will link you with Fairfax Connector
> to be extra sneaky! Time to munch again by now
> recommend Freddie's steakburger and a peanut
> butter concrete as you walk a couple blocks back
> to your cozy little condo or townhome for a
> healthful nights sleep

Why not drive so you can keep as much as you want and not have to deal with the nog hauler and dogs?

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Re: Marijuana in FFX
Posted by: Considerations for OP ()
Date: December 02, 2019 08:48PM

Too Difficult Wrote:
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> Go to DC and don't come back Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Google "where to buy weed in DC" look at a few
> > menu options make your pick and call a
> caregiver
> > to meet you outside Union Station or virtually
> > anywhere in the district. Give him your
> donation
> > for a sticker or a keychain and recieve your
> free
> > gift of cannabis! I personally like to smoke on
> > the Mall by the reflecting pool and then stroll
> > around the museum of natural history looking at
> > the elephant and the hall of mammals before
> > grabbing a hot dog from a cart and taking the
> > metro down to the zoo. Always be discreet
> smoking
> > on federal property of course but I have found
> the
> > goats in the petting zoo portion are already
> quite
> > keen on the pungent aroma. A quick cloud from
> my
> > pot vape from over two feet back is visibly
> > insufflated by multiple does and one ram who
> looks
> > like Bob Marley with horns I shot you not. Yup
> I
> > swear on my granny the goats at the national
> zoo
> > were stoners long before I got to em! I bet the
> > giraffes would indulge too but unfortunately
> > visitors don't get that close to them. Such a
> > majestic example of convergent evolution - the
> > modern brontosaurus! Five guys is the perfect
> > munch on the way home just make sure you smoke
> > every last nugget before you hop on the train
> back
> > to the Commonwealth or ol Smokey and his dopey
> dog
> > will sniff you out at every station from
> Ballston
> > to Weiheile Reston whatever the fuck it is new
> one
> > out there. If you ever want to sneak a little
> > night cap home best bet is to meet the vendor
> at
> > the waterfront and walk across the bridge to an
> > ART bus which will link you with Fairfax
> Connector
> > to be extra sneaky! Time to munch again by now
> > recommend Freddie's steakburger and a peanut
> > butter concrete as you walk a couple blocks
> back
> > to your cozy little condo or townhome for a
> > healthful nights sleep
>
> Why not drive so you can keep as much as you want
> and not have to deal with the nog hauler and dogs?

If OP were smart enough to pass a driver's license exam he would know the DC weed scene. No one sells or picks up in Fairfax unless they're stupid. As for me I prefer the nog hauler to traffic and my lifted Silverado is prime nog bait in an area where I can't bring my sig 226 .40 not to mention parallel parking in Adams Morgan involves jumping out before reversing six times I just dress all scruffy like and no one bats an eye on the nog hauler just leave my fossil watch and iphone at home lol

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Re: Marijuana in FFX
Posted by: Slow Cop Day ()
Date: December 02, 2019 09:23PM

These weed deals posted on here are always undercover cops.

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Re: Marijuana in FFX
Posted by: Not even ha ()
Date: December 02, 2019 09:31PM

Slow Cop Day Wrote:
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> These weed deals posted on here are always
> undercover cops.


More like middle schoolers looking to experiment on their first marijuana toking

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Re: Marijuana in FFX
Posted by: Bob Marley ()
Date: December 02, 2019 10:06PM

Hey Go to DC and don't come back

Have you bought a gun and lied on the fed background form 4473 question 11E

Come on bro you can tell me , Im soild with you, Im Bob Marley trust me

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Re: Marijuana in FFX
Posted by: 60’s stoner dude ()
Date: December 02, 2019 10:46PM

I ain’t given out my secret contacts. Can you dig it?

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Re: Marijuana in FFX
Posted by: Technically speaking ()
Date: December 02, 2019 11:06PM

Bob Marley Wrote:
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> Hey Go to DC and don't come back
>
> Have you bought a gun and lied on the fed
> background form 4473 question 11E
>
> Come on bro you can tell me , Im soild with you,
> Im Bob Marley trust me

It says "are" you an unlawful user of or addicted to... Since I never walk into Clark Bros with a lit doob I'm not technically using at the moment I sign the 4473. I "was" a user earlier in the morning with my coffee but I quit cold turkey before I decided to go buy my sweet new KSG 12 ga. If I decide to pick up the peace pipe again it will be after I have honestly answered and signed my 4473 and pass my NICS check but I'll probably fall off the wagon right before my post blasting BBQ sandwich and ice cream across the street from the big bear on the roof.. Even the first conviction for misdemeanor possession does NOT make you prohibited silly get over yourself

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Re: Marijuana in FFX
Posted by: Talk To The Feds And Cops ()
Date: December 02, 2019 11:24PM

Ask about Mr Kennedy whos son killed two Fairfax County Police Officers after he bought the AK 47, cops found his weed at his house and he lied on the 4473 about weed use , your a narcotics user and can not possess a firearm under federal law

>Even the first conviction for misdemeanor possession does NOT make you prohibited silly get over yourself

You'll be shitting yourself silly when you get caught once Democrats mandatory computerized background checks are in place thur federally licensed firearms dealers nationwide for all gun transfers

The trip up is if you get caught with weed even if its legal in the state or DC and have possession of a firearm OR...If something very heavy goes down and someone gets shot or killed then the feds will see where that gun came from and look at the 4473 , Kennedy Sr did 3 years in the fed for his lie

Just letting you know your Democrat friends are not your friends if you have a gun they want them all taken as they don't uphold the US Constitution while they scream about rules of law The reason ? They Must control You . They know whats better for you then you do and they like to enable criminals with light sentences with disarmed citizens for votes

No gun and weed where its legal No Problem bro, Get caught with Weed and A Gun together , time to start shitting weak

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Re: Marijuana in FFX
Posted by: Ass out of u not me ()
Date: December 02, 2019 11:34PM

Talk To The Feds And Cops Wrote:
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> Ask about Mr Kennedy whos son killed two Fairfax
> County Police Officers after he bought the AK 47,
> cops found his weed at his house and he lied on
> the 4473 about weed use , your a narcotics user
> and can not possess a firearm under federal law
>
> >Even the first conviction for misdemeanor
> possession does NOT make you prohibited silly get
> over yourself
>
> You'll be shitting yourself silly when you get
> caught once Democrats mandatory computerized
> background checks are in place thur federally
> licensed firearms dealers nationwide for all gun
> transfers
>
> The trip up is if you get caught with weed even if
> its legal in the state or DC and have possession
> of a firearm OR...If something very heavy goes
> down and someone gets shot or killed then the feds
> will see where that gun came from and look at the
> 4473 , Kennedy Sr did 3 years in the fed for his
> lie
>
> Just letting you know your Democrat friends are
> not your friends if you have a gun they want them
> all taken as they don't uphold the US Constitution
> while they scream about rules of law The reason ?
> They Must control You . They know whats better for
> you then you do and they like to enable criminals
> with light sentences with disarmed citizens for
> votes
>
> No gun and weed where its legal No Problem bro,
> Get caught with Weed and A Gun together , time to
> start shitting weak


The first conviction isn't reported to NICS but I have zero convictions.. I never have more than I can swaller in one gulp outside the house and under half an ounce buried in a flower pot on the property line and I don't sell cause I'm not a nigger so I'm no SWAT target Kennedy Sr. Although going after Sr. for his son's heroic revolutionary actions was rather childish and desperate of FCPD that's right the only way that theyre going to trace your weapons that far and prosecute is if you smoke a cop. Me I'm more fond of this RDX that is just so easy to whip up with these German surplus esbit tabs. Ive been trying to figure out a viable nitration for this purple trioxane garbage though cause it's much cheaper in bulk than the good hexamine!

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Re: Marijuana in FFX
Posted by: Ummmm... ()
Date: December 03, 2019 01:27AM

Ummm...have you not seen the drug ads spammed on Fairfax Underground, apparently you can buy pills too....syke

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Re: Marijuana in FFX
Posted by: Fuck 11(e) ()
Date: December 03, 2019 06:56AM

Talk To The Feds And Cops Wrote:
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> Ask about Mr Kennedy whos son killed two Fairfax
> County Police Officers after he bought the AK 47,
> cops found his weed at his house and he lied on
> the 4473 about weed use , your a narcotics user
> and can not possess a firearm under federal law
>
> >Even the first conviction for misdemeanor
> possession does NOT make you prohibited silly get
> over yourself
>
> You'll be shitting yourself silly when you get
> caught once Democrats mandatory computerized
> background checks are in place thur federally
> licensed firearms dealers nationwide for all gun
> transfers
>
> The trip up is if you get caught with weed even if
> its legal in the state or DC and have possession
> of a firearm OR...If something very heavy goes
> down and someone gets shot or killed then the feds
> will see where that gun came from and look at the
> 4473 , Kennedy Sr did 3 years in the fed for his
> lie
>
> Just letting you know your Democrat friends are
> not your friends if you have a gun they want them
> all taken as they don't uphold the US Constitution
> while they scream about rules of law The reason ?
> They Must control You . They know whats better for
> you then you do and they like to enable criminals
> with light sentences with disarmed citizens for
> votes
>
> No gun and weed where its legal No Problem bro,
> Get caught with Weed and A Gun together , time to
> start shitting weak

Buy your gun private and no worries.

Thank god for the NRA

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Re: Marijuana in FFX
Posted by: Silverthorne ()
Date: December 03, 2019 07:31AM

Goto silverthorne’s house and you can get meth and a 2hr long ass licking while you’re at it!

Happy Hanukkkah!

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