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The plan after we ban guns
Posted by: Northam ()
Date: December 02, 2019 01:36PM

I wanted to thank Virginians for voting to end gun ownership. After we pass the laws to ban all guns and mark any law-abiding gun owner as a felon for possessing an "assault" rifle or pistol, we have some other nifty laws we will pass.

Our plan to implement by June 2020:

It will be a felony to talk bad about any public figure. At least 51% of the people chose this person to be your leader. You will be required to respect that person. Any violation of the law online, in newspapers, tweets, or other resources will be punished by a minimum $25K fine and a minimum 1 year in state prison.

It will be a misdemeanor to offend anyone. We understand it is difficult to determine what is offensive but that's just the way it is. So we recommend that you don't post, tweet, publish, make hand gestures, or anything else towards anyone. This is punishable by a $500 fine first offense, $1000 second offense, and a felony carrying a minimum 1 year in prison for a third offense. You will be held until we feel we need to get around to a trial, though we already know you are guilty. No bail will be granted.

It will be a misdemeanor to protest. You have no reason to protest. First offense is punishable by a $500 fine, $1000 second offense, and a felony carrying a minimum 1 year in prison for a third offense. If you violate this new law, protest and and are caught blocking traffic, you will be guilty immediately of a felony. You will be held until we feel we need to get around to a trial, though we already know you are guilty. No bail will be granted.

We will be coming door to door to inspect your property to make sure you have no items we deem to be against the state. No, we do not need a search warrant. It will be enacted into new law.

We will also abolish state of VA voting. It is no longer necessary. We are certain that you have chosen the right people for the job. We will choose internally who will be our successor.


We understand that 99% of you may not like the new laws we will implement. Tough shit. WE have YOUR guns. Our local, county, and state forces are on alert and will use lethal force if necessary. Please stay in your homes unless you need to go to work or go shopping. Pay your state, local, sales, and personal property taxes as normal because, well, we like your money.

We thank you for your cooperation.

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Re: The plan after we ban guns
Posted by: troofer ()
Date: December 02, 2019 02:10PM

Hong Kong citizens wish they had the 2nd Amendment. Northam, I think you should personally come to my house to pick up my guns.
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Re: The plan after we ban guns
Posted by: Northam ()
Date: December 02, 2019 04:19PM

Dear Poster,

Enjoy your memes and humor. Your disrespect will be a felony in 2020.

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Re: The plan after we ban guns
Posted by: Study History, Coonface ()
Date: December 02, 2019 06:24PM

The British once demanded we turn over our guns. We shot them.

It may very well come to this. Tread carefully.

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Re: The plan after we ban guns
Posted by: Someone got there first ()
Date: December 02, 2019 06:31PM

Sounds like my HOA......

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Re: The plan after we ban guns
Posted by: Blackface ()
Date: December 03, 2019 10:46AM

Wow. Democrats have a short memory.
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Re: The plan after we ban guns
Posted by: Northam ()
Date: December 03, 2019 11:19AM

Blackface Wrote:
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> Wow. Democrats have a short memory.

You are first on the list. Just like we mobilized the IRS to go after tea party non-profits, we will come after you with the police and sheriff departments.

Enjoy your humor. You have 28 days left.

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Re: The plan after we ban guns
Posted by: When ARE THE STATUES ()
Date: December 03, 2019 12:01PM

GOING BACK UP RALPH

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Re: The plan after we ban guns
Posted by: jfxkhmsng ()
Date: December 03, 2019 01:52PM

Northam Wrote:
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> Blackface Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow. Democrats have a short memory.
>
> You are first on the list. Just like we mobilized
> the IRS to go after tea party non-profits, we will
> come after you with the police and sheriff
> departments.
>
> Enjoy your humor. You have 28 days left.


Hey northam, you know that the IRS had to pay a large settlement for targeting the tea party right? Come at me bro. I want you to show up. Bring a tank. Youre gonna need it, you fucking nazi piece of shit

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Re: The plan after we ban guns
Posted by: Northam ()
Date: December 03, 2019 07:18PM

jfxkhmsng Wrote:
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> Northam Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blackface Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Wow. Democrats have a short memory.
> >
> > You are first on the list. Just like we
> mobilized
> > the IRS to go after tea party non-profits, we
> will
> > come after you with the police and sheriff
> > departments.
> >
> > Enjoy your humor. You have 28 days left.
>
>
> Hey northam, you know that the IRS had to pay a
> large settlement for targeting the tea party
> right? Come at me bro. I want you to show up.
> Bring a tank. Youre gonna need it, you fucking
> nazi piece of shit


Why do you think the local and state police have been buying surplus military equipment. We will come after you, and anyone else who opposes us. You voted us into power. Our laws will stick. And the sanctuary counties will fry. There is nothing you can do about it. What are you going to do? Throw stones at our armored vehicles? Good one! We will be coming after you.

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Re: The plan after we ban guns
Posted by: DDCEK ()
Date: December 03, 2019 09:40PM

OP forgot to mention the libs will turn negro criminals on the population. Negro criminals are a Democrat pet group. Democrats encourage negro criminals to prey on people so the negroes will vote for the Democrats,

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Re: The plan after we ban guns
Posted by: General Sherman ()
Date: December 04, 2019 12:13AM

Boys, ready your flame throwers. We are going to Richmond.

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Re: The plan after we ban guns
Posted by: jmsfhjfgehj ()
Date: December 04, 2019 08:49AM

DDCEK Wrote:
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> OP forgot to mention the libs will turn negro
> criminals on the population. Negro criminals are
> a Democrat pet group. Democrats encourage negro
> criminals to prey on people so the negroes will
> vote for the Democrats,

A little extreme, but not without some truth

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Re: The plan after we ban guns
Posted by: Northam ()
Date: December 04, 2019 08:51AM

General Sherman Wrote:
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> Boys, ready your flame throwers. We are going to
> Richmond.

Bring your flame throwers. Your leadership has guards with assault weapons. We will make sure to take care of you from a nice safe distance.

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Re: The plan after we ban guns
Posted by: Fairfax the Rapist ()
Date: December 04, 2019 09:09AM

It is funny that not a SINGLE black activist marched in Virginia after Northam was shown in black face.

It's also downright hilarious that not a single 'feminist' activist complained about Fairfax after a bunch of women accused him of actual rape. No not a little boob grab 40 years ago. ACTUAL RAPE.


It just goes to show that they don't actually care. It isn't about morality, it's about power.

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Re: The plan after we ban guns
Posted by: Northam ()
Date: December 04, 2019 09:34AM

Fairfax the Rapist Wrote:
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> It is funny that not a SINGLE black activist
> marched in Virginia after Northam was shown in
> black face.
>
> It's also downright hilarious that not a single
> 'feminist' activist complained about Fairfax after
> a bunch of women accused him of actual rape. No
> not a little boob grab 40 years ago. ACTUAL RAPE.
>
>
>
> It just goes to show that they don't actually
> care. It isn't about morality, it's about power.


I just put you on our special list as well. This talk about what we have done will not be tolerated in 2020.

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Re: The plan after we ban guns
Posted by: Northam ()
Date: December 04, 2019 09:49AM

I just got off a text conversation with my people and we have another great idea. We are going to ban all bullets regardless of caliber. It has come to my attention that you people can still throw those bullets at your leaders. We don't want things thrown at us. So, we are going to require that you surrender your ammunition as well. All of it. And we will also be going to gun stores, walmart, and any other companies who sell ammunition and we will be seizing the ammunition from them as well.

As for the criminals with guns and ammunition, we will get around to them someday when it is convenient. We just ask that they (and you) continue to work, continue tax revenue generation, and continue to vote for us.

Have a nice day.

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Re: The plan after we ban guns
Posted by: Northam ()
Date: December 05, 2019 09:30AM

It came to my attention last night that we do not have the resources to prevent crime and the gangs in Northern VA will be difficult to control. So, in the short term, we are going to focus on confiscation of your guns first. Sometime in the next 5-10 years, we will get around to policing the gangs. Yes, this is inconvenient. But we know you law-abiding citizens trust that we can protect you and keep these gangs from breaking into your gun-free homes in the middle of the night. Please remember to pay your taxes because, well, we like your money.

Happy Holidays

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