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Lauryn Rickets vs Lauren DeMarco
Posted by: Alfred E Neumann ()
Date: November 24, 2019 06:45AM

Is Lauryn Rickets pregnant? It looks like she's gonna fight Lauren DeMarco for biggest bust line.

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Re: Lauryn Rickets vs Lauren DeMarco
Posted by: 09q34utin b0s ()
Date: November 24, 2019 08:46AM

That is a battle she will not win - DeMarco has inter-ballistic missiles

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Re: Lauryn Rickets vs Lauren DeMarco
Posted by: EJWU6 ()
Date: November 24, 2019 09:12AM

09q34utin b0s Wrote:
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> That is a battle she will not win - DeMarco has
> inter-ballistic missiles

Fucking A right.

Second, what kind of a limp dick even posts up this topic and does not include pics?

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Re: Lauryn Rickets vs Lauren DeMarco
Posted by: Erin Hawksworth Fan ()
Date: November 24, 2019 09:49AM

Find her on Channel 7 WJLA
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Re: Lauryn Rickets vs Lauren DeMarco
Posted by: SUFJF ()
Date: November 24, 2019 11:14AM

Demarco the way to go. Ricketts looks too much like a goofy ass soccer mom.

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Re: Lauryn Rickets vs Lauren DeMarco
Posted by: 45623 ()
Date: November 25, 2019 08:50AM

Botoxworth no longer works at Channel 7 - too bad she has fallen into the inject all kinds of shit into my face trap (like Julie Donaldson on NBCSportsWashington)

She was all kinds of hot and beautiful at the same time but now she looks frozen and just weird in a Courtney Cox/Melissa Rivers way.

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Re: Lauryn Rickets vs Lauren DeMarco
Posted by: 10-4 Good Buddy ()
Date: November 25, 2019 04:08PM

SUFJF Wrote:
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> Demarco the way to go. Ricketts looks too much
> like a goofy ass soccer mom.


Soccer mom? I always imagine if she put on some blue jeans, a flannel shirt and a ball cap she would look the part of a truck driver. She comes off very blue collar to me.

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Re: Lauryn Rickets vs Lauren DeMarco
Posted by: bmm9023n ()
Date: November 27, 2019 08:10AM

Boo - we got Chuck today

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Re: Lauryn Rickets vs Lauren DeMarco
Posted by: ralphk ()
Date: November 30, 2019 08:36AM

Rickets is a babe.

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Re: Lauryn Rickets vs Lauren DeMarco
Posted by: Thilly Thavage ()
Date: November 30, 2019 10:41AM

Oh, POOH! I don't care becauthe I don't like fish. I jutht don't underthand why anybody would want to dithcuthth anything like thith.

Thavageth

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Re: Lauryn Rickets vs Lauren DeMarco
Posted by: All Natural ()
Date: December 01, 2019 11:19PM

You can't beat the the natural ginormous breasts of Lauren Demarco!

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Re: Lauryn Rickets vs Lauren DeMarco
Posted by: Jim V ()
Date: January 19, 2020 04:54PM


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Re: Lauryn Rickets vs Lauren DeMarco
Posted by: BobRyan ()
Date: January 19, 2020 10:31PM

yowzer there's a warm front moving through

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Re: Lauryn Rickets vs Lauren DeMarco
Posted by: Well...not THAT one ()
Date: January 21, 2020 06:31PM

For a long time I had a problem with deer foraging the plants & shrubs in my yard.

I tried lots of things to try to control the problem: urine, hair cuttings, dog feces, playing high-frequency tones through my yard speakers. Nothing worked.

One night I had a crazy idea. I sampled several of Ricketts' laughs. (She is prone to on-air laughter.) I played a loop recording of several of her laughs thru the yard speakers. Not only did the deer stop ravaging my yard, I received a cease and desist order filed by the Association of Neighborhood Deer threatening to file suit if I did not immediately stop playing loop recordings of Ricketts' laughter.

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Re: Lauryn Rickets vs Lauren DeMarco
Posted by: T5yh2 ()
Date: January 21, 2020 06:48PM

Well...not THAT one Wrote:
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> For a long time I had a problem with deer foraging
> the plants & shrubs in my yard.
>
> I tried lots of things to try to control the
> problem: urine, hair cuttings, dog feces, playing
> high-frequency tones through my yard speakers.
> Nothing worked.
>
> One night I had a crazy idea. I sampled several
> of Ricketts' laughs. (She is prone to on-air
> laughter.) I played a loop recording of several of
> her laughs thru the yard speakers. Not only did
> the deer stop ravaging my yard, I received a cease
> and desist order filed by the Association of
> Neighborhood Deer threatening to file suit if I
> did not immediately stop playing loop recordings
> of Ricketts' laughter.



OK, but didn't the recording eventually kill the plants?
That recording could render some species infertile.

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Re: Lauryn Rickets vs Lauren DeMarco
Posted by: Strokin the hog ()
Date: March 08, 2020 10:35PM

Lauren DeMarco showing off the deep cleave tonight.

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Re: Lauryn Rickets vs Lauren DeMarco
Posted by: k ()
Date: March 10, 2020 03:13AM

either that photo is 30 years old or parachute pants are back in style

just ... wow!

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