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Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Mike Mattress ()
Date: November 19, 2019 07:56AM

Remember folks to do all your shopping in beautiful Vienna Virginia. We have everything you need, plenty of Mattress stores, wonderful restaurants, full service glory holes,etc.

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: NHYHV ()
Date: November 19, 2019 08:58AM

Mike Mattress Wrote:
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> Remember folks to do all your shopping in
> beautiful Vienna Virginia. We have everything you
> need, plenty of Mattress stores, wonderful
> restaurants, full service glory holes,etc.


Thanks, Mike! With Christmas right around the corner, its important to know

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Tommy Tapawingo ()
Date: November 19, 2019 10:31AM

And remember folks , Vienna has many more shops at more affordable prices than Mosaic.

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: VGH, Inc. ()
Date: November 19, 2019 06:53PM

Vienna offers the finest in glory hole activities to suit even the most particles tastes!

We take extreme pride in our accomplished and capable vetersns:

--Michael Mattress
--Vincent Vienna
--Tomas Tapawingo
-- and many others!

Please look for our attendants in Plaka, Amphora, Vienna Inn, Church St Pizza and the Kabuz Inn.

For your convenience, we will soon open in the Town of Mosaic, the Town of Herndon and Arlington.

Come see us today!

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Pete Poofter ()
Date: November 19, 2019 09:16PM

I hope VGH inc. will open a branch in Manassas, for all us Manassas ass munchers.

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Cottage Connie ()
Date: November 19, 2019 10:16PM

I don't have anu thing to do with VGH. All I know is: I am better!

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Tommy Tapawingo ()
Date: November 19, 2019 11:06PM

Cottage Connie Wrote:
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> I don't have anu thing to do with VGH. All I know
> is: I am better!


Connie, you suck!

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Cottage Connie ()
Date: November 19, 2019 11:12PM

Tomas, you Vincent and Mikal need to leave VGH & join Connie Cocksuckers. I offer retirement, health insurance and legal consultations.

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Gary Glyndon ()
Date: November 20, 2019 07:23AM

Oh no. She never holds up to what she say. She a liar. Don't go with her. Big mistake.

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: CVN6V ()
Date: November 20, 2019 08:18AM

1 of the gals at COnnie's Cottage gave me 1 of the better BJs I ever had. Reasonable rates, too. I understand she has both boys & girls available. Didn't ask about the guys, but asked if wanted guy or chick. Of course, I picked the chick.

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: V ()
Date: November 20, 2019 04:30PM

And the Dollar Tree too, right? ...I mean, what other FFXU hotspot could there be?

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Danny Dollar Tree ()
Date: November 20, 2019 05:39PM

V Wrote:
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> And the Dollar Tree too, right? ...I mean, what
> other FFXU hotspot could there be?


That right folks, VGH Inc. and Cottage Connie aren’t the only full service BJ companies in Vienna. We are new and just getting going here at Dollar BJ’s LLC. We offer many discount packages for various services from our new but well
Trained staff. Stop by anytime and check us out.

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: VGH Supervisor of Operations ()
Date: November 21, 2019 07:06AM

That is bullshit.

Only independent gypsy whores are in competition with VGH.

VGH conducts exhaustive market surveys.

We KNOW.

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Danny Dollar Tree ()
Date: November 21, 2019 09:36AM

VGH Supervisor of Operations Wrote:
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> That is bullshit.
>
> Only independent gypsy whores are in competition
> with VGH.
>
> VGH conducts exhaustive market surveys.
>
> We KNOW.


Fuck you VGH supervisor, you guys are overpriced and overrated . Vinnie Vienna has an overbite, Mattress Mike is getting old, and Tomas Tapawingo is unreliable.

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: VGH Supervisor of Operations ()
Date: November 21, 2019 11:29PM

Danny Dollar Tree Wrote:
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> VGH Supervisor of Operations Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That is bullshit.
> >
> > Only independent gypsy whores are in
> competition
> > with VGH.
> >
> > VGH conducts exhaustive market surveys.
> >
> > We KNOW.
>
>
> Fuck you VGH supervisor, you guys are overpriced
> and overrated . Vinnie Vienna has an overbite,
> Mattress Mike is getting old, and Tomas Tapawingo
> is unreliable.



Mike Mattress: STFU

We know you.

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Mike Mattress ()
Date: November 22, 2019 12:50AM

VGH Supervisor of Operations Wrote:
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> Danny Dollar Tree Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > VGH Supervisor of Operations Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > That is bullshit.
> > >
> > > Only independent gypsy whores are in
> > competition
> > > with VGH.
> > >
> > > VGH conducts exhaustive market surveys.
> > >
> > > We KNOW.
> >
> >
> > Fuck you VGH supervisor, you guys are
> overpriced
> > and overrated . Vinnie Vienna has an overbite,
> > Mattress Mike is getting old, and Tomas
> Tapawingo
> > is unreliable.
>
>
>
> Mike Mattress: STFU
>
> We know you.

Up yours, boss

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Norman Niblick ()
Date: November 22, 2019 06:34AM

Bitch. PLEASE. On your knees and open your mouth.

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Nick Nutley ()
Date: November 23, 2019 01:51AM

On my knees now...

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Barrrickman ()
Date: November 26, 2019 08:31AM

No, wait!! Me first! Me first!

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Midnight lover ()
Date: November 26, 2019 08:54AM

Barrrickman Wrote:
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> No, wait!! Me first! Me first!


Wait your turn faggot.

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Shop in Mosaic ()
Date: November 26, 2019 08:09PM

Vienna has nothing.

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Tomas Tapawingo ()
Date: November 26, 2019 09:45PM

Shop in Mosaic Wrote:
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> Vienna has nothing.


STFU Mosaic faggot.

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Shop in Mosaic ()
Date: November 26, 2019 10:03PM

Tomas you have sucked me countless times.
Just let it go...

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Tomas Tapawingo ()
Date: November 26, 2019 11:45PM

Shop in Mosaic Wrote:
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> Tomas you have sucked me countless times.
> Just let it go...


Yes I have sucked you many times, every time was in Vienna. And it was difficult to suck you because your teenie weenie would go
Limp.

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Bring Southern States back ()
Date: November 27, 2019 07:44AM

When was the last time anyone deliberately went to Vienna to shop? I can see people already in Vienna for some reason such as hitting a restaurant or going to a doctor appointment. As a shopping destination Vienna has little to offer, plus its a pain in the ass to drive around in.

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Sleep Number ()
Date: November 27, 2019 07:56AM

Bring Southern States back Wrote:
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> When was the last time anyone deliberately went to
> Vienna to shop? I can see people already in
> Vienna for some reason such as hitting a
> restaurant or going to a doctor appointment. As a
> shopping destination Vienna has little to offer,
> plus its a pain in the ass to drive around in.


Are you kidding? We shop in Vienna nearly every week for new mattresses. Our favorite pasttime is doing the Vienna stripmall crawl, inching through bumper-to-bumper traffic, to one mattress store after another!

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Clap, clap, clap your hands! ()
Date: November 27, 2019 06:45PM

I picked up a case of Clap in Vienna.

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: Mike Mattress ()
Date: November 27, 2019 08:35PM

Clap, clap, clap your hands! Wrote:
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> I picked up a case of Clap in Vienna.


You probably caught the clap from Cottage Connie.

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Re: Shopping in Vienna
Posted by: yhvrh ()
Date: November 27, 2019 11:20PM

Got da big time clap in Vienna also

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