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Help! I am a lost young white man that can’t find a girlfriend.
Posted by: Then Strange People Approach you ()
Date: November 08, 2019 12:56PM

This is actually a pretty important topic these days, I think. Maybe it deserves a few words of discussion, even here.

https://youtu.be/S1xxcKCGljY
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Re: Help! I am a lost young white man that can’t find a girlfriend.
Posted by: Paki perverts ()
Date: November 08, 2019 04:11PM

Then Strange People Approach you Wrote:
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> This is actually a pretty important topic these
> days, I think. Maybe it deserves a few words of
> discussion, even here.




Lol. Keep thinking that weirdo.


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Re: Help! I am a lost young white man that can’t find a girlfriend.
Posted by: Find yourself ()
Date: November 08, 2019 04:57PM

You just think your a pussy. Don't give a fuck, and go for it. The human spirit is strong, even in homos like you. Watch all the Rocky movies and Man the fuck up, snowflake.

https://youtu.be/3zQiHQrFMlM

https://youtu.be/RC6sMFbL288


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Re: Help! I am a lost young white man that can’t find a girlfriend.
Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: November 08, 2019 08:28PM

^^^^^^^^^If he's drinking Miller Lite, he's the pussy. Only pussies drink Miller Lite.

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Re: Help! I am a lost young white man that can’t find a girlfriend.
Posted by: Dude he's seven ()
Date: November 08, 2019 08:37PM

Pointer outer of things Wrote:https://youtu.be/bcKD2f46G_4
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> ^^^^^^^^^If he's drinking Miller Lite, he's the
> pussy. Only pussies drink Miller Lite.


https://youtu.be/wCzFIGDMNRo
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Re: Help! I am a lost young white man that can’t find a girlfriend.
Posted by: Best Advice ()
Date: November 12, 2019 01:50AM

Dude he's seven Wrote:
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> Pointer outer of things
> Wrote:https://youtu.be/bcKD2f46G_4
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> > ^^^^^^^^^If he's drinking Miller Lite, he's the
> > pussy. Only pussies drink Miller Lite.
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> https://youtu.be/wCzFIGDMNRo

Words to live by.
(Side Note: What are you? Some kind of Masonic Satan-Worshipper?)
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Re: Help! I am a lost young white man that can’t find a girlfriend.
Posted by: Former InCel ()
Date: November 12, 2019 09:26AM

I was an InCel for a long time & couldn't figure out why. I stopped trying. I just got my jollies dressing up in women's underwear and masturbating to porno, usually naked girls or straight fuck videos.

When I was a Jr. in coll., a couple of years ago, I was stealth shopping in the lingerie dept. at this big dept store. This woman approaches me and tells me she knows a place that sells nicer & prettier lingerie. Of course, I try to pretend it's gift for some lady, but, she comes right out & says "look, I know it's for you. You got InCel all over your face, but I'm about to change that." She looked in her early or mid 30s, about 20 extra pounds, but not repulsive, OK looking, unremarkable (turned out she was 32). So I went with her.


We get to this lingerie boutique & it turns out she knows the mgr. So they dress me up in all this pretty ladies' underwear, she picks out a bunch of it and SHE PAYYS FOR IT, before I can even reach for my CC. She takes me home with her, dresses me up & ROCKS MY WORLD. I mean this broad just DID NOT STOP sucking & fucking. She had to instruct me how to lick her pussy, but when she had the Big O, I thought she was gonna' break my poor neck. So this went on for 2 yrs, or so. Just when I was about to start a job there, she got a better job in San Diego & moved there. What was I to do? Once you're not celibate, you don't wanna' go back to celibacy.

I knew. I went back to this big dept store & pretended to stealth shop for women's underwear. It took about 6 wks, but finally, this woman approached me. She was a lot like the other 1; She had like 15 extra lbis, unremarkable, but not repulsive, turned out to be 34. She was a little more forward. She just came out & said "I like seeing little sissy boys all dressed up protty!". So I went home with her, dressed up for her and got my world rocked again. It's still going on. I never dreamed being a cross dresser would get me out of InCel, but it did. You're not going to get a movie star or super model quality Gf, but you'll get your dick sucked more than you can take it.

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