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My Fairfax election experience
Posted by: Bill T. ()
Date: November 08, 2019 08:52AM

I got to the polling station early because I thought it might be busy, and didn’t want to be late for work. There were about 40 people in front of me and the line was moving a bit slowly.

The gurgling in my stomach started when there were about five people in front of me, and the diarrhea commenced when I was next in line. Spurt after putrid spurt erupted from my anus, which stung horribly and caused me to involuntary cry. The liquid shit hitting the ground sounded like the drum and bass of a bad techno song, and two of the people behind me threw up.

All in all, I would rate the voting facility 4/5 stars.

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Re: My Fairfax election experience
Posted by: Libtard detector ()
Date: November 08, 2019 09:17AM

Shitting at a polling place? You must be a democrat.

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Re: My Fairfax election experience
Posted by: He has ()
Date: November 08, 2019 11:42AM

That story was disgusting. Did you go to work afterwards?

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Re: My Fairfax election experience
Posted by: Human Tripod ()
Date: November 09, 2019 07:22PM

Must be a Republican. Democrats don't "work"...

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Re: My Fairfax election experience
Posted by: Antiasshat. ()
Date: November 10, 2019 09:06AM

And there’s also a good chance Shitting Bill is an illegal, since they are encouraged to vote in Fairfax County

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