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Best ways to pass a drug test
Posted by: Sir Smoke A lot ()
Date: November 05, 2019 07:52PM

What are the best ways to pass a drug test prior to smoking pot...

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Re: Best ways to pass a drug test
Posted by: The best way ()
Date: November 05, 2019 08:54PM

Get the address of the testing facility.

Plan to arrive 10-15 minutes early.

Make certain that you haven't pissed in the last hour or 2.

On your way to the facility, drive exactly 1/8 mile to the NEXT business address.

Stop. Call the testing facility and let them know you passed.

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Re: Best ways to pass a drug test
Posted by: question of the afternoon? ()
Date: November 05, 2019 09:15PM

Sir Smoke A lot Wrote:
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> What are the best ways to pass a drug test prior
> to smoking pot...


You need to fill the little jar with urine. Good that you are taking the test before you smoke up.

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Re: Best ways to pass a drug test
Posted by: DGYEP ()
Date: November 05, 2019 09:51PM

Sir Smoke A lot Wrote:
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> What are the best ways to pass a drug test prior
> to smoking pot...


YOu answered your own question. Take the test first. Smoke the pot, later.

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Re: Best ways to pass a drug test
Posted by: Puck industries ()
Date: November 06, 2019 11:15AM

Puck industries makes a tube you put near your dick.
Synthetic urine and a pocket warmer to get the temps up.
Worth the price if you’re making good$$$ or, you on probation.

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Re: Best ways to pass a drug test
Posted by: Orange Power to the People ()
Date: November 06, 2019 11:18AM

Don't do drugs two months before you are going to be tested.

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Re: Best ways to pass a drug test
Posted by: Jeremys90 ()
Date: February 04, 2020 06:58AM

Actually, I've been a consistent smoker and knew I wasn't going to pass the test by myself. I thought about asking a friend to pee for me, but in reality, who truthfully knows where your friend has been in the past 6 months so I wasn't going to weigh my future on someone's pee - sounds funny, yeah. So, after a bunch of reading here https://www.fvkasa.org/english/health/detox/synthetic-urine and there and speaking with people older and wiser than me I was confident enough to try synthetic urine.

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