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Final evidence that nobody should be eating McDonald's
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: November 04, 2019 09:51PM

I was out walking my dog today and there was a man in front of us whose McDonald's bag ripped and about 5 cheeseburgers fell out on the sidewalk. My dog sniffed the pile of fresh, hot burgers...and moved on. 10 minutes later he was home eating his Iams nuggets.

If a dog won't eat their burgers, we shouldn't either...

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Re: Final evidence that nobody should be eating McDonald's
Posted by: Canine handler ()
Date: November 04, 2019 10:27PM

Your dog is probably just very picky. I bet he would eat Burger King or Wendy’s.

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Re: Final evidence that nobody should be eating McDonald's
Posted by: Open Late for a Reason ()
Date: November 04, 2019 11:56PM

You skipped lunch so you could finish work and be at your girlfriend's house by 6 for a promised home cooked meal followed by horizontal recreation. You arrive and your girlfriend announces that she isn't hungry and some friends of hers are at some overpriced bar and she wants to go. You arrive at the bar and find out there is no food available. You listen to her friends drone on about their latest cause or how their job sucks while you suck down several drinks. It is now 11 p.m. Even McDonalds starts to look good. Probably even better than the sex you might still get.

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Re: Final evidence that nobody should be eating McDonald's
Posted by: Stevie Charles ()
Date: November 05, 2019 03:02PM

I once pretended to be seeing impaired to I could take my dog into a McDonalds. I was only there for about 20 minutes, but the dog kept munching things off the floor. By the time we left, he had squirted doggy diarrhea in many places on the floor / walls.

Support our troops.

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Re: Final evidence that nobody should be eating McDonald's
Posted by: Antiasshat. ()
Date: November 06, 2019 11:11PM

^^^ Seems like someone with no life ?

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