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Insiders guide: How to sell drugs without getting caught
Posted by: DEA defector ()
Date: November 02, 2019 03:19PM

Most drug dealers are idiots, even the successful ones - they always get caught. But it is indeed possible to distribute narcotics without doing prison time! With my step by step guide I will teach you how to find suppliers/clients, increase profits, launder money, avoid arrest as well as how to beat the rap in the event you are captured! Below is a brief excerpt of my book for free! There is so much more, look for it on Amazon on 4/20/20. Happy doping!

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"Except in extreme cases (you are not a kingpin yet!) informants and officers are prohibited from consuming drugs during controlled buys. However, this is somewhat difficult to enforce. The simplest way to keep from getting busted is to insist that all customers be video taped consuming narcotics at EVERY single purchase no matter how small. If by chance your house is raided, your attorney will easily have all evidence obtained by that informant or officer dismissed because you can prove they consumed narcotics during the buy."

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Re: Insiders guide: How to sell drugs without getting caught
Posted by: Skeptical reader ()
Date: November 02, 2019 03:34PM

What is the title of your book? Can anyone else confirm the efficacy of recording customers doing narcotics as a legal defense? It sounds too good to be true to me

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Re: Insiders guide: How to sell drugs without getting caught
Posted by: Marketing guru ()
Date: November 02, 2019 03:37PM

People who sell drugs don't read books just saying. Good luck finding a publisher!

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Re: Insiders guide: How to sell drugs without getting caught
Posted by: Public pretender ()
Date: November 02, 2019 03:43PM

Skeptical reader Wrote:
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> What is the title of your book? Can anyone else
> confirm the efficacy of recording customers doing
> narcotics as a legal defense? It sounds too good
> to be true to me

The reasoning is sound although I have never heard this concept before. Either way no retarded ghetto dope dealer is going to bother with a minor inconvenience like that to prevent a 20 year sentence. Casting pearls before swine

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Re: Insiders guide: How to sell drugs without getting caught
Posted by: DEA defector ()
Date: November 02, 2019 03:50PM

Skeptical reader Wrote:
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> What is the title of your book? Can anyone else
> confirm the efficacy of recording customers doing
> narcotics as a legal defense? It sounds too good
> to be true to me


What is the title of this thread, moron? Hard covers will be $29.95 so I guess you'll have to pirate it.

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Re: Insiders guide: How to sell drugs without getting caught
Posted by: Smokey joe ()
Date: November 02, 2019 03:55PM

Or you could just move to a legal state, grow your own weed for free and leave the expensive deadly hard drugs for the niggers.

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Re: Insiders guide: How to sell drugs without getting caught
Posted by: Obsessive superfan ()
Date: November 02, 2019 07:24PM

I, for one, would like a personalized autographed first edition copy. You can FedEx it to 700 army Navy drive Arlington VA c/o Joe Blow

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Re: Insiders guide: How to sell drugs without getting caught
Posted by: Mr Attorney Esq ()
Date: November 03, 2019 12:55PM

Recording customer narcotics usage during transactions will not work for long. as soon as the detective finds out he will bring in the feds who can authorize the informant to commit certain crimes necessary to the investigation.

I will concede that if the detective doesn't realize you are recording narcotics consumption in preparation for legal defense, the strategy may work but only once, then you better move and stop selling drugs cause it won't work twice

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Re: Insiders guide: How to sell drugs without getting caught
Posted by: Interesting strategy ()
Date: November 03, 2019 01:09PM

Mr Attorney Esq Wrote:
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> Recording customer narcotics usage during
> transactions will not work for long. as soon as
> the detective finds out he will bring in the feds
> who can authorize the informant to commit certain
> crimes necessary to the investigation.
>
> I will concede that if the detective doesn't
> realize you are recording narcotics consumption in
> preparation for legal defense, the strategy may
> work but only once, then you better move and stop
> selling drugs cause it won't work twice

To OP's credit, he did say "except in extreme cases". If the dealer insists on consumption as a condition of purchase but does not tell them they are being recorded the cops won't catch on, the dealer can then drop the bomb shell in court and presumably get off. Intriguing although yes it does seem like a one time deal. Wonder if this has been used before?

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