I am a piece of shit
Posted by:
Detective DeCoster
()
Date: October 21, 2019 05:46PM
Wow, I see the Massey Building coming down and it makes me sad.
I used to use my "police" skills, and interrogated people to no end there.
There was that one Asian man, and he was a piece of shit because he was Asian.
I told him that in his culture, men treat women like dogs, and actually rape them.
That was fun. He protested, but I used my "police" skills to keep berating him, calling him a liar. I had a good time.
And the best part is, that Fairfax County taxpayers were paying my salary.
I'll continue to take the word of any woman (Yes, I know, the Asian man protested that she had a Borderline Personality Disorder; I have no idea what that means, because I'm a policeman, not a psychologist; yes, I've heard from other people who are not as trained, and well-paid as I am, who claim that woman sounded like a psychotic piece of shit, but if she is pointing a finger at an Asian man, I know that Asians are bad, and I will arrest him.)
Now, I see the Massey Building coming down, what memories.