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New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Captain 0bvious ()
Date: October 16, 2019 10:26PM

I love the Town of Mosaic and Bad Axe Throwing!

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Best Jobs ANYWHERE ()
Date: October 16, 2019 10:38PM

Excellent lifestyle
Great weather
Best diversity anywhere
Intelligent people
Enviro consciousness
Bird, Lime, Jump, Uber et al

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Mike Mattress JR ()
Date: October 16, 2019 10:51PM

I love all the exciting things to do in the quaint historic town of Vienna.

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: I Asked A Tyipical Democrat That ()
Date: October 16, 2019 10:59PM

With ear and nose rings and tats In A Pirus with "resist " stickers and the rest of the Democrat political garbage

"He" said he loved the Mosaic District, DC Wharf, 14st and T streets , Arlington Alexandria and the two interstate rest areas on I-66 and 95, then started bragging that he made 15 dollars an hour

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: 3rd World Democrats Enviroment ()
Date: October 16, 2019 11:04PM

>Enviro consciousness

You look at the sky all the time, look down and see all the trash cig butts beer cans that low rent Illegals and others that can't support themselves pitch out into the gutters

Speaking of gutters there's a Democrat politician in every one of them promising them the world in 2020

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: I love the smart sexy women ()
Date: October 16, 2019 11:10PM

The smart sexy women are the best!

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Vinnie Vienna JR ()
Date: October 16, 2019 11:12PM

Mike Mattress JR Wrote:
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> I love all the exciting things to do in the quaint
> historic town of Vienna.


Blow jobs in Vienna's numerous glory holes. Uhh, yeah.

Go for it, "JR"!

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Mike Mattress JR ()
Date: October 16, 2019 11:19PM

Vinnie Vienna JR Wrote:
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> Mike Mattress JR Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I love all the exciting things to do in the
> quaint
> > historic town of Vienna.
>
>
> Blow jobs in Vienna's numerous glory holes. Uhh,
> yeah.
>
> Go for it, "JR"!

Meet me tonight at midnight at the caboose and I will show you a good time, Vinnie JR.

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: You ()
Date: October 16, 2019 11:24PM

Best Jobs ANYWHERE Wrote:
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> Excellent lifestyle
> Great weather
> Best diversity anywhere
> Intelligent people
> Enviro consciousness
> Bird, Lime, Jump, Uber et al
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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: What's not to like? ()
Date: October 16, 2019 11:25PM

I be digging the atmosphere.
Endless fun and good times with friends who care.
Tysons Boro
Mosaic
I'm staying here for the rest of my life.
Gonna make the state of Lee BLUE.
Gonna hang the rebels & mouthy rednecks.
Hahshaha

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: WLGPP ()
Date: October 16, 2019 11:25PM

I like wings, Bud Light, Timmy Slaw, and AMF-era Harleys.

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Howdy-doo! ()
Date: October 16, 2019 11:33PM

Harris Teeter
Whole Foods
Trader Joe's
Halal Guys
EasyPass Lanes
Starbucks
REI
Somaili Mall
Street beggars

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Human Tripod ()
Date: October 17, 2019 06:48AM

Saving me the trip to Caracas when all I have to do is open my front door...

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Mad Latin Food ()
Date: October 17, 2019 07:07AM

Mad Latin food & bad as Latinas. Yumyumyum!

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Hector G ()
Date: October 17, 2019 07:45AM

Coming here illegally, and getting everything for FREE!
Being above the laws that only apply to gringos!

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Don’t forget... ()
Date: October 17, 2019 12:16PM

Laughing at the IQ<80 assholes at FFXU.

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: never LOL'd so hard! ()
Date: October 17, 2019 12:39PM

Don’t forget... Wrote:
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> Laughing at the IQ<80 assholes at FFXU.


True. There are a good many who can't stop laughing at the uber-assclown JP Morganthau.

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: the nova rimming girls ()
Date: October 17, 2019 09:07PM

OMG the girls who endlessly lick ass!!

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: the diversity ()
Date: October 17, 2019 09:10PM

One day I can have a chicom swallowing my balls and a bowl of pho for dinner, the next day I can be having a pupusas and a latina licking my asshole.

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Pete Poofter ()
Date: October 17, 2019 10:59PM

the diversity Wrote:
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> One day I can have a chicom swallowing my balls
> and a bowl of pho for dinner, the next day I can
> be having a pupusas and a latina licking my
> asshole.


And the next day a gay Mosaic dude will be violating your asshole.

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: invitations ()
Date: October 17, 2019 11:05PM

I go to so many parties its obscene.
No duis.
That's not the way it worked in sandiego

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: free n easy ()
Date: October 18, 2019 06:42AM

I love how the Pablos care for my lawn and clean my house, they even shovel snow for me! I also love my easy, do next to nothing government job where I get to "work" from home two or three days a week. I have plenty of money and plenty of free time to hang out with my wife and kids. I love it here.

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: betty ()
Date: October 18, 2019 06:48AM

free n easy Wrote:
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> I love how the Pablos care for my lawn and clean
> my house, they even shovel snow for me! I also
> love my easy, do next to nothing government job
> where I get to "work" from home two or three days
> a week. I have plenty of money and plenty of free
> time to hang out with my wife and kids. I love it
> here.


That's not new. Lots of us have been telling that story for years.
But, if it's new for you, its still good.

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Savage McCoon ()
Date: October 18, 2019 06:48AM

I be lovin’ it here too. Make lotta dough sellin drugs to dumb stoner dude krackas. Nome sayin?

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: free n easy ()
Date: October 18, 2019 07:41AM

betty Wrote:
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> free n easy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I love how the Pablos care for my lawn and
> clean
> > my house, they even shovel snow for me! I also
> > love my easy, do next to nothing government job
> > where I get to "work" from home two or three
> days
> > a week. I have plenty of money and plenty of
> free
> > time to hang out with my wife and kids. I love
> it
> > here.
>
>
> That's not new. Lots of us have been telling that
> story for years.
> But, if it's new for you, its still good.


Hell no it's not new. I have been feelin it since I got out of college in 2002. We are privileged to have these easy jobs and immigrants to serve us.

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: real American7.0 ()
Date: October 18, 2019 02:27PM

free n easy Wrote:
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> betty Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > free n easy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I love how the Pablos care for my lawn and
> > clean
> > > my house, they even shovel snow for me! I
> also
> > > love my easy, do next to nothing government
> job
> > > where I get to "work" from home two or three
> > days
> > > a week. I have plenty of money and plenty of
> > free
> > > time to hang out with my wife and kids. I
> love
> > it
> > > here.
> >
> >
> > That's not new. Lots of us have been telling
> that
> > story for years.
> > But, if it's new for you, its still good.
>
>
> Hell no it's not new. I have been feelin it since
> I got out of college in 2002. We are privileged to
> have these easy jobs and immigrants to serve us.


It sounds like you just suck off the taxpayer teet. You would feel a lot better if you actually worked and supported America instead of leaching off of it.

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: 2r345t4re ()
Date: October 18, 2019 02:33PM

I Asked A Tyipical Democrat That Wrote:
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> With ear and nose rings and tats In A Pirus with
> "resist " stickers and the rest of the Democrat
> political garbage
>
> "He" said he loved the Mosaic District, DC Wharf,
> 14st and T streets , Arlington Alexandria and the
> two interstate rest areas on I-66 and 95, then
> started bragging that he made 15 dollars an hour


Democrat political garbage

Democrat garbage on streets

Democrat people become garbage on the streets

Democrat L.A. begins laughing at Fairfax for being a failed example worse than L.A.

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Point50 ()
Date: October 18, 2019 07:12PM

You have not lived until you’ve experienced 365.

https://www.twitter.com/365bywholefoods

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: the diversity ()
Date: October 18, 2019 07:41PM

Pete Poofter Wrote:
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> the diversity Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > One day I can have a chicom swallowing my balls
> > and a bowl of pho for dinner, the next day I
> can
> > be having a pupusas and a latina licking my
> > asshole.
>
>
> And the next day a gay Mosaic dude will be
> violating your asshole.


And we can finish it off at sweetgreen with some gluten free, non GMO quinoa-kale salad

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: tom collins ()
Date: October 19, 2019 06:26AM

Point50 Wrote:
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> You have not lived until you’ve experienced
> 365.
>
> https://www.twitter.com/365bywholefoods


We really could use one here in Fairfax. I went to one in NYC and it was fantastic!

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: yeah, buddy! ()
Date: October 19, 2019 08:13AM

The new Whole Foods at the Boro is open!!

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: yeah, buddy! ()
Date: October 19, 2019 08:13AM

The new Whole Foods at the Boro is open!!

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: yeah, buddy! ()
Date: October 19, 2019 08:13AM

The new Whole Foods at the Boro is open!!

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: BlahBlah ()
Date: October 19, 2019 08:14AM

2r345t4re Wrote:
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>
> Democrat L.A. begins laughing at Fairfax for being
> a failed example worse than L.A.


Failed example? My guess is you posted that from red state opioid addicted paradise?

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: BlahBlah ()
Date: October 19, 2019 08:15AM

yeah, buddy! Wrote:
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> The new Whole Foods at the Boro is open!!


Only if you like over-priced tasteless meats B.S. Go to MOMS stupid asshole.

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: oh, sure ()
Date: October 19, 2019 09:53AM

BlahBlah Wrote:
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> yeah, buddy! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The new Whole Foods at the Boro is open!!
>
>
> Only if you like over-priced tasteless meats B.S.
> Go to MOMS stupid asshole.


I loved when your Mom was new to Fairfax County!!

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Mom's Navy Bean Smoked Neck ()
Date: October 20, 2019 12:03AM

My mom was born in western PA., basically a redneck.

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: I love the smart sexy women ()
Date: October 20, 2019 11:06PM

Especially if they love in the Mosaic and hate Vienna

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Harry Asphalt ()
Date: October 21, 2019 07:31AM

I love mosaic & hate falls church. Am I normal?

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: 9jxgx ()
Date: October 21, 2019 09:30AM

What I like is public urination. Nothing like driving up to a red light and seeing a father with two young sons on the sidewalk waiting to cross the street. The father waves to the two boys (probably 6 and 4) indicating go right here and they both whip it out and start peeing right on the sidewalk in front of passing traffic. I felt culturally enriched.

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Tommy Tapawingo ()
Date: October 21, 2019 11:22AM

Harry Asphalt Wrote:
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> I love mosaic & hate falls church. Am I normal?


No, you are not normal.normal people hate Mosaic and love Vienna.

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: It Sucks But Vienna is Blooming ()
Date: October 21, 2019 11:34AM

Thank god Vienna has had the balls to stand up to these crazy 15 story developers and overcrowding. Land in Vienna is now skyrocketing in value.

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Naaaahhhhh ()
Date: October 21, 2019 11:59AM

Mad Latin Food Wrote:
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> Mad Latin food & bad as Latinas. Yumyumyum!


Speaking as a Hispanic man myself, all the DC area has is UGLY Salvadorian women. If you want to sexy Latinas, move to Florida. There are SMOKIN' hot Cuban ladies down that way. Even the Puerto Ricans are sexy.

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Burn E ()
Date: October 21, 2019 12:28PM

The young lib chicks are cum dumpsters! Just start talking about socialism and they will shed their panties!

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Jimmy Womble ()
Date: October 21, 2019 12:36PM

I love senseless traffic roundabouts and very high taxes including the new meals tax.

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: 4rtghnrhgterew ()
Date: October 21, 2019 02:09PM

I love all the STOLEN APPLE POWER SLIMLINE COMPUTERS STOLEN FROM FCPS IN THE 2000'S AND AM LOOKING FOR THEM - AND THE HIGH DOLLAR ENGINEERING MONITORS THAT COSTED ABOUT AS MUCH

someday i'll find them

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: oidsfjfj ()
Date: October 21, 2019 02:11PM

I LOVE MS-13

I LOVE 1000% INCREASE IN CRIME AND A LONG LIST EVERY DAY EVERY YEAR OF FELONY

I LOVE $6 BILLION A YEAR OF DEBT (NOT TOTAL, $6B EVERY YEAR NEW DEBT)

I LOVE ILLEGAL ALIENS WORKING ON THE HISTORIC COURTHOUSE AND CALIFORNIA JUDGES IN THE COURTHOUSE

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: 21e3rfeg2e3 ()
Date: October 21, 2019 02:13PM


I LOVE A HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLAR WRITE-OFF FOR FCPS

TO HELP A RUSSIAN PUT A SATELLITE MODULE IN A USA SATELLITE (which very well may be a spy or military tool)

HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS - AND NOT RELATED TO TEACHING ONE IOTA


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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Chevy Driver ()
Date: October 21, 2019 02:59PM

I love how the county cops will get in serious trouble for harassing illegals who are wanted by ICE by reporting them to ICE. I love how the illegals that are driving with no licence or insurance just get a ticket and get released on the spot. I also love how the children of Illegals get free breakfast and lunch while getting a free education at taxpayer expense. All this shit is great!
I also love seeing the FCPS maintenance and repair guys sitting in county trucks behind the schools playing games on their tablets for days on end. And I love seeing county vehicles being driven home every night by employees that live in Front Royal or Fredericksburg. All good stuff!

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Tesla Driver ()
Date: October 21, 2019 03:02PM

I love seeing all the EVs on the road and all the POS Chevys off the road thanks to our wonderful annual state inspection and bi annual emissions testing.

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Metro ()
Date: October 22, 2019 09:11PM

View from Silver line train as it rounds the bend and you see Tysons off in the distance! Exquisite!

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Development around Gallows ()
Date: October 23, 2019 11:20PM

I like the development and commerce around 29 and Gallows. The way the restaurants and residences have become the Town of Mosaic is at once exciting and scary.

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Re: New timers, what do you love most about "New Fairfax County"?
Posted by: Baseball fan ()
Date: October 24, 2019 07:15AM

Gotta go with the Fairfax Nationals. They may win the series!

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