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If only Wally-World would deliver groceries...
Posted by: Wally-World Grocery Delivery ()
Date: October 15, 2019 07:00AM

...then, my life will be complete.

And, sure, come on in and stow my groceries!

Yeah, man!

Who are the good students that will be getting those "New Economy" jobs?

And what degree program are they in?

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Re: If only Wally-World would deliver groceries...
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: October 15, 2019 12:32PM

Actual JP Morgenthau goes there to watch baseball in the TV Dept. His TV is broke & he can't afford a new one or even a Goodwill Special.

If he panhandles enough at 7-11, he can get 1 of the cheapie Walmart hotdogs or stop at McD's. He just scrounges a 1/2 drank cup of coffee out of the trash cans.

They threatened to kick him out the other day b\c he poohed in his Depends & people were complaining about the smell.

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Re: If only Wally-World would deliver groceries...
Posted by: XCXXE ()
Date: October 15, 2019 04:29PM

They do deliver in some areas in the DVM including Fairfax County https://grocery.walmart.com/locations/delivery/ . $30 minimum with delivery fee $7.95 or $9.95 depending on whether a peak or non-peak time with tipping optional. One hour time slots 8am ending 8pm seven days a week. Have used four times since before 4th of July. Appears to be Walmart store workers delivering in their own cars locally though in other areas nationwide other local delivery services may be used, so they do not accept paper coupons if you use those. Once the delivery leaves the store, GPS tracking of the vehicle is provided with driver's name, car type, and license #. They are only required to deliver to your front door, as their insurance covers only that, though some drivers voluntarily will carry the groceries further inside for you.

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Re: If only Wally-World would deliver groceries...
Posted by: The juice is loose ()
Date: October 16, 2019 06:41AM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Actual JP Morgenthau goes there to watch baseball
> in the TV Dept. His TV is broke & he can't afford
> a new one or even a Goodwill Special.
>
> If he panhandles enough at 7-11, he can get 1 of
> the cheapie Walmart hotdogs or stop at McD's. He
> just scrounges a 1/2 drank cup of coffee out of
> the trash cans.
>
> They threatened to kick him out the other day b\c
> he poohed in his Depends & people were complaining
> about the smell.


If YOU deliver my groceries, maybe my house will smell funny.

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Re: If only Wally-World would deliver groceries...
Posted by: Gerrymandererer.2 ()
Date: October 16, 2019 09:08PM

Ummmm. Wally-World has the best stockboys!

I remember the time that I... oh yes and the time before that, too#

Oh my goodness they were tight.

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Re: If only Wally-World would deliver groceries...
Posted by: 8chan yo ()
Date: October 18, 2019 07:44AM

Go get your own groceries. What're ya lazy?

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