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Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: Fuck Panhandlers ()
Date: September 18, 2019 04:59PM

Fairfax residents, stop feeding these animals. If you give a mouse a cookie it is going to to want milk.

Fairfax attorney says “panhandling is protected 1st amendment speech.”

So is getting on a median with these bums with a sign “I believe he’s a child molester.” Or “Honk if you like people working real jobs.”

These bastards are completely getting away tax free. Stop feeding the animals and by all means give them hell!

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: TE7LD ()
Date: September 18, 2019 05:16PM

We're working on making the median begging illegal on the grounds that its unsafe and/or an obstruction of traffic.

Now, can we stop Giant from begging for money TWICE - once by some woman at a card table at the end of the aisle and AGAIN when you check out!

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: k33j3 ()
Date: September 18, 2019 05:20PM

How about the fat black dude with the folding table at the Greenbriar shopping center that has been collecting money to buy prostetic limbs for disabled veterans. He's been running that scam for at least a decade.

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: Funny One ()
Date: September 18, 2019 07:10PM

Big fat and grumpy black guy at Gatehouse Road every rush hour near Gallows. Claims he’s hungry. Probably ate the left side of the menu.

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: 2legit2quit ()
Date: September 18, 2019 07:11PM

TE7LD Wrote:
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> We're working on making the median begging illegal
> on the grounds that its unsafe and/or an
> obstruction of traffic.
>
> Now, can we stop Giant from begging for money
> TWICE - once by some woman at a card table at the
> end of the aisle and AGAIN when you check out!

You mean the Boy/Girl Scouts?
Whatever happened to walking door to door?

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: 2legit2quit ()
Date: September 18, 2019 07:12PM

k33j3 Wrote:
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> How about the fat black dude with the folding
> table at the Greenbriar shopping center that has
> been collecting money to buy prostetic limbs for
> disabled veterans. He's been running that scam for
> at least a decade.


He hung out at the Oakton shopping center, I donated once.

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: Oakton guy ()
Date: September 18, 2019 07:37PM

I’ve seen the gypsies several times at Oakton shopping center working their act.

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: Fair Lakes ()
Date: September 18, 2019 08:11PM

Gypsies and their baby ploy. Sick of the third world shit.

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: Adverse Action ()
Date: September 18, 2019 08:15PM

Fill a disposable MickeyDs cup 1/3 with corn syrup and the rest with water.

Cover the cup with its lid

Shake it (or stir it) so the corn syrup gets mixed on real well.

Offer this cup to the next panhandle but "ACCIDENTLY" spill it all over the panhandlet.

The concoction will be sticky and it will draw insects.

Be sure to emphasize the accidental nature of the mishap in case some law & order type claims that you were assaulting a panhandler.

They get hit with a Sticky Bomb a couple times, that corner's gonna get a rep.

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: Simpy lib ()
Date: September 18, 2019 08:24PM

Adverse Action Wrote:
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> Fill a disposable MickeyDs cup 1/3 with corn syrup
> and the rest with water.
>
> Cover the cup with its lid
>
> Shake it (or stir it) so the corn syrup gets mixed
> on real well.
>
> Offer this cup to the next panhandle but
> "ACCIDENTLY" spill it all over the panhandlet.
>
> The concoction will be sticky and it will draw
> insects.
>
> Be sure to emphasize the accidental nature of the
> mishap in case some law & order type claims that
> you were assaulting a panhandler.
>
> They get hit with a Sticky Bomb a couple times,
> that corner's gonna get a rep.


HOW DARE YOU propose such an inhuman thing. THose are our brothers & sisters in need.

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: Bnfjk ()
Date: September 18, 2019 09:45PM

Not a bad idea...any more thoughts?

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: New York Avenue niggers ()
Date: September 18, 2019 11:56PM

Nigger crackheads in DC don’t need NO red light at an intersection TO beg for money.....theys can jus stays on the actual New York Avenue to beg.

Niggers have
Even
Ruined
Begging!

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: qtwpyou ()
Date: September 19, 2019 06:01AM

I think we should start posting pictures of our panhandlers so that we can start to get to know them better!

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: Sticky Bombs Yeah! ()
Date: September 19, 2019 07:31AM

Many threads on this forum have done that before.

I saw a dumbass panhandling at Tyco & 7 with a fucking dog on a fucking leash.

If YOU have ever had a dog and had to pay the vet bills, you'd have to get a real job to pay those bills.

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: mahdi key aches muk mud ()
Date: September 19, 2019 09:28AM

just for this stupid ass thread om going to start giving money to the panhandlers...just to piss you off

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: Tired of Panhandlers ()
Date: September 19, 2019 11:07AM

mahdi key aches muk mud Wrote:
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> just for this stupid ass thread om going to start
> giving money to the panhandlers...just to piss you
> off


Go ahead and give them tax free gifts. Not that you probably make anything worth a damn anyway.

It is our civic duty to not feed the animals and dissuade them from doing this bs in the area. Tired of your commute being slower? The panhandlers go, the quicker it'll be.

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: It could be you ()
Date: September 19, 2019 11:17AM

Move to where your job is, moron.

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: LOCAL2068 ()
Date: September 19, 2019 11:39AM

Y'ALL BETTER NOT MESS WITH MY "PISS IN THE BOOT" CAMPAIGN. ME AND MY MERRY BAND OF OVERPAID HOSE DRAGGERS AND ADULTERERS NEED TO BLOCK INTERSECTIONS TO GET THAT $$$. THE BOS IS BOUGHT AND PAID FOR..

https://cfreports.elections.virginia.gov/Committee/Index/1c882d3b-54c5-e111-b0b8-984be103f032?CurrentTab=Large%20Contributions

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: Sparkie 45 ()
Date: September 20, 2019 08:09AM

True story:
I was a manager a a big box store back in the early 1990's.
Every day, I'd see this guy walk in the store, head to the bathroom & stay in there at least 15 mins. He was well dressed, and always carried a gym bag.
We thought he was shoplifting, so we all kept an eye on him.
He'd go in there & change into some dirty, ragged clothes, and walk out with his gym bag.
He'd get outside & pull a cardboard sign out of his bag & head for the intersection across the street. He'd panhandle all day, and come back in the store at 5 PM or so.
He'd change back into his nice clothes & walk out the door. He walked out to a nice fairly new car & drive off.

One day I asked him why he panhandled every day & he said it was none of my business. So I told him to find another place to change because the bathroom would be locked from now on. So, to keep his changing place open, he told me he made over $500 every day by panhandling. That's $500 cash, tax free, every day for about 8 hours of work. He did it 6 days a week.

I don't know about you, but I don't know of too many jobs that pay over $3000 a week tax free.

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: 09sdfkj ()
Date: September 20, 2019 08:33PM


i am going to bet the pans in your cabinet are made in china OP

and for that i say: shut the fuck up


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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: Bums and Hobos ()
Date: September 21, 2019 08:30AM

Anyone following supervisor Pat Herrity? He's initiating a huge anti panhandling initiative that includes making it illegal to beg at intersections. He encourages residents NOT to give any money and if you have the energy, give out the number to Fairfax County Social Services.

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: Hobos and Bums ()
Date: September 21, 2019 08:31AM


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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: socialized homelessness ()
Date: September 21, 2019 08:49AM

you cant seek private charity, you have to go through the nanny state! death of the american hobo

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: tax man ()
Date: September 21, 2019 10:21AM

just have uncle fairfax start regulating it...licenses, permits, taxes, etc...

government can kill the shit out of ANYTHING when they claim to help

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: Book em ()
Date: September 21, 2019 10:57AM

There is some dumb ass pan handling at Rt 7 and Draneville Rd with a dog on a leash. That asshole has been there for while. I feel bad for the dog. The asshole begger has a choice and chooses to work there. The poor dog is over heated and stressed, it has no shade,no water,surrounded by traffic and is leashed to an asshole for hours.

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: phelpsmarc ()
Date: September 21, 2019 11:22AM

Never give to the Gypsies. 100 percent chance it's a scam. Some of the pand handlers are really needy, but most are druggies/alcoholics looking for the next fix.

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: dcvcm ()
Date: September 22, 2019 01:54PM

I like this one....


I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be president some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were president what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

Her parents beamed.

"Wow... what a worthy goal." I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're president to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where homeless guys hang out, and you can give them the $50, you earned, to use toward food and a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: Suckered ()
Date: September 22, 2019 02:11PM

That’s because you’re a hopeless right-wing idiot.

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: cant hep it ()
Date: September 22, 2019 02:18PM

There was a guy begging for money at the exit of the Home depot in Manassas last weekend. I felt guilty sitting in my luxury Lincoln MKX. I reached in my wallet and pulled out three 50s and handed them to him. I told him to get a motel room and order a pizza. It made me feel good all week.

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: very little pity ()
Date: September 22, 2019 02:32PM

cant hep it Wrote:
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> There was a guy begging for money at the exit of
> the Home depot in Manassas last weekend. I felt
> guilty sitting in my luxury Lincoln MKX. I reached
> in my wallet and pulled out three 50s and handed
> them to him. I told him to get a motel room and
> order a pizza. It made me feel good all week.

I applaud your efforts to help but it was in vain as evidenced by your making this post looking for validation...but...


He likely got as much heroin as that could buy minus $5 for a 40 oz and foil to smoke it off of and still slept on the street and begged more the next morning, true story.

Oh wait, Manassas- meth. My bad.

IF they went to a hotel it was the super 8 or red roof. Tons of cigarette burns in their cheap ass blankets is why i go to the marriott or holiday inn now and gladly pay the extra $40 a night to know a bum's bedbug ridden ass was not in my bed the night before.

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: Feed the birds tuppence a bag ()
Date: September 22, 2019 02:51PM

Suckered Wrote:
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> That’s because you’re a hopeless right-wing
> idiot.


Who are you responding to?

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: Alternative ending ()
Date: September 22, 2019 02:55PM

cant hep it Wrote:
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> There was a guy begging for money at the exit of
> the Home depot in Manassas last weekend. I felt
> guilty sitting in my luxury Lincoln MKX. I reached
> in my wallet and pulled out three 50s and handed
> them to him. I told him to get a motel room and
> order a pizza. It made me feel good all week.

$150? That is definitely enough drugs to OD on. You could have put the death nail in the dudes coffin.

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: herbie the bed bug ()
Date: September 22, 2019 03:44PM

very little pity Wrote:
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> cant hep it Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There was a guy begging for money at the exit
> of
> > the Home depot in Manassas last weekend. I felt
> > guilty sitting in my luxury Lincoln MKX. I
> reached
> > in my wallet and pulled out three 50s and
> handed
> > them to him. I told him to get a motel room and
> > order a pizza. It made me feel good all week.
>
> I applaud your efforts to help but it was in vain
> as evidenced by your making this post looking for
> validation...but...
>
>
> He likely got as much heroin as that could buy
> minus $5 for a 40 oz and foil to smoke it off of
> and still slept on the street and begged more the
> next morning, true story.
>
> Oh wait, Manassas- meth. My bad.
>
> IF they went to a hotel it was the super 8 or red
> roof. Tons of cigarette burns in their cheap ass
> blankets is why i go to the marriott or holiday
> inn now and gladly pay the extra $40 a night to
> know a bum's bedbug ridden ass was not in my bed
> the night before.


Why are you staying in hotels in Manassty? Creeping on your S/O or doing drugs?

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: father feelmore ()
Date: September 22, 2019 08:14PM

cant hep it Wrote:
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> There was a guy begging for money at the exit of
> the Home depot in Manassas last weekend. I felt
> guilty sitting in my luxury Lincoln MKX. I reached
> in my wallet and pulled out three 50s and handed
> them to him. I told him to get a motel room and
> order a pizza. It made me feel good all week.


God bless you!

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: Staff, Fairfax County ()
Date: September 22, 2019 08:57PM

You may be tired of the panhandling but the liberal Board of Supervisors isn't:

"Dranesville District Supervisor John Foust agreed with Bulova’s statement. “We should try to avoid criminalizing behavior that is not having a serious impact,” he said....“You’ve got to find out how to get these folks into a different environment and how to help them,” Cathy Hudgins, a board member representing Vienna and Reston said....Representatives from the County Attorney’s Office and the Public Safety Office presented signage from other jurisdictions that addressed the issue by discouraging passers-by from giving panhandlers money. The signs included a hotline suggesting resources for those in need."

https://www.tysonsreporter.com/2019/09/17/board-of-supervisors-suggest-anti-panhandling-signage-at-intersections/

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Re: Tired of Panhandling
Posted by: Jess from Fairfax ()
Date: September 18, 2020 03:56PM

What is going on up the Fair Lakes shopping center? So many panhandlers. I saw one at the entrance and one at the exit. Then the gypsy like family that was asking for money outside Target. Please don't give them money.

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