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My experience at Nationals Park
Posted by: Nats Fan #1 ()
Date: September 16, 2019 08:17AM

I went to the Braves game yesterday, my seats were high up, and right in the middle of two aisles. The people around me were friendly, and I was talking to a couple of Braves fans when the diarrhea hit.

It hit hard and fast, and because I was wearing jean shorts there wasn't a lot of room for the putrid torrent. The plastic seats did not absorb any of the foulness, and I had to walk down the row of crowded seats, pouring liquid shit onto the shoes of a lot of people. One lady threw up and children were crying.

I went to the bathroom to clean up, then the gift shop to buy pants. The only kind they sold were childrens' uniform pants, so I bought those and changed into them. They looked terrible, and as I was leaving the stadium for the Metro, a second round of diarrhea erupted. We won 7-0 though.

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Re: My experience at Nationals Park
Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: September 16, 2019 09:19AM

Right, JP Morgenthau, we C right thru Ur sock puppet, as usual.

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Re: My experience at Nationals Park
Posted by: New Poo Review ()
Date: September 16, 2019 09:24AM

Man, I don't think Washingtonians have been shit on that bad since Trump showed up.

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Re: My experience at Nationals Park
Posted by: Season in the shitter.....again ()
Date: September 16, 2019 09:57AM

I was at the Redskins game yesterday, and there were a few dozen Skins fans suffering from explosive diarrhea in the second half.

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Re: My experience at Nationals Park
Posted by: Gayvid_Blimmo ()
Date: September 16, 2019 10:49AM

FAIL! to the DEADskins!
NO! vic-to-ry!
SIS-sies in panties!
You DIS-ap-point DC!

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Re: My experience at Nationals Park
Posted by: Skin-Nationals ()
Date: September 16, 2019 12:07PM

The Nats are a second tier team that might win the wild card game, but that's it.

The Skins are basement dwellers, again.

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Re: My experience at Nationals Park
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: September 16, 2019 04:07PM

Okay on recent diarrhea which is awful. How are your bowels today? Did you have to throw away your shoes?

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Re: My experience at Nationals Park
Posted by: Nats Fan #1 ()
Date: September 16, 2019 04:32PM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> Okay on recent diarrhea which is awful. How are
> your bowels today? Did you have to throw away
> your shoes?


Of course not! If I threw away a pair of shoes after getting the green apple splatters all over them, I’d be buying new ones every other weekend!

They cleaned up nicely, and my bowels were quiet at work today. That is until lunch when the Indian street food truck showed up. I ordered a vindaloo topped with onions on naan bread. I was crunching the numbers in the office when the crunching of my bowels demanded a quick exit.

To save embarrassment, I ducked into the handicap toilet and let loose; it was utter foulness. The seat, the floor, the sink. I snuck away just as a work colleague was wheeling her way in.

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Re: My experience at Nationals Park
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: September 16, 2019 04:54PM

Always best being bipedal than pushing on wheels. What about the socks? Did you throw them out or were you able to wring out enough of the Indian diaper juice to permit washing?

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Re: My experience at Nationals Park
Posted by: Nats Fan #1 ()
Date: September 16, 2019 05:14PM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> Always best being bipedal than pushing on wheels.
> What about the socks? Did you throw them out or
> were you able to wring out enough of the Indian
> diaper juice to permit washing?


I wear Sketchers without socks. Unfortunately, the most absorbent of footwear. The trip home on the Metro wasn’t bad, I had my own carriage by the next stop.

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Re: My experience at Nationals Park
Posted by: Lil Brown Ring ()
Date: September 16, 2019 05:20PM

Baby SHART doo doo doo doo doo doo!

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Re: My experience at Nationals Park
Posted by: Pussssy at Nats Park ()
Date: September 16, 2019 06:52PM

Sooooo much Pussy at Nats games!!
There’s a huge outdoor beer area within walking distance too!
Met a great looking woman and took her to blue jacket to show off!
I love Nats park

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Re: My experience at Nationals Park
Posted by: Pooooooooooon ()
Date: September 16, 2019 07:01PM

It’s full of divorced young women! They all made a mistake and realize a bar is not the best place to be.

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Re: My experience at Nationals Park
Posted by: The juice is loose ()
Date: September 16, 2019 07:17PM

The juice is loose!

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